The Assassins' Guild: Mayweek 2004 Game Awards

In recognition of some of the more memorable moments of the game, the Umpire would like to announce the awarding of the following, um, awards:

The Lemming Award for the first to die:

Simeon Bird, five minutes after the start of the game.

The Holzhauer Award for psychopathy:

Jenny Chase, for a steady stream of kills right throughout the game.

Also dangerous to know:

Chris Field, who managed to pull off 14 on the last day.

The Dr Kimble Award for surviving the longest time on the wanted list:

Christopher Eggleston, not usually a mayweek award, but he managed to survive the entire game with a bounty on his head.

The Kenny Award for dying far too many times:

Lucie Santiz, who died 8 times, and was mutilated twice, and

Philip Bridge, who also died 8 times.

The Three Hours Early Award for paranoia:

Paul Fox, for hiding in his kitchen for quite an unreasonable length of time.

The Laurel And Hardy Award for most amusing double-act:

Ross Edmondson and Catherine Hall if only for the pseudonyms.

Also well-matched:

Jenny Chase and Björn Holzhauer

Adam Biltcliffe and Carrie Oliver

The Leek and Safe Award for most interesting weaponry:

Christopher Eggleston licensed an Airzooka, but doesn't seem to have used it.

The Catherine Zentile Award for least innocent innocent:

J Doe, who was seen many times with a mobile phone.

Also somewhat dodgy:

Ric Brackenbury

The Brutus Award for best betrayal:

Chris Field for betraying most of the people "on his side" on the last day.

Similarly untrustworthy:

Jenny Chase for killing Björn, though he claims he didn't see it coming.

Yellow Streak Award for running away:

Jenny and Björn for running away from Jonathon Woollgar.

The Stephen Byers Award for the biggest mess-up:

The Umpire for various things, most notably introducing the penalty for running away into OOB at an inconvenient time. He's sorry, honest.