This is the List of wanted players.
Everyone has been a good boy.
Police who have succumbed....
Real Name | Pseudonym | Address | College | Water Weapons Status | Crime | Notes |
Tom Booth | Kilroy-Silk | 24 Parkside, Room 1 | Peterhouse | Full water | Being a very naughty boy. | Please watch computer by window |
Lauren Grest | Little Red Riding Hood | Peile 302 | Newnham | No water | Being a very naughty girl. | None |
Bryony Baines | Expecting Someone Taller? | O6 Tree Court | Gonville and Caius | Water With Care | Being a very naughty girl. | None |
Alex Labram | Kermit | Room 7, 69 Jesus Lane | Christ's | Water with extreme care | Consorting with Dunky B | None |
Inevitably, this happens....
Name | Pseudonym | Crime |
Duncan Brewer | Dunky B | Corruption, bribery, incitement to nastiness, loitering with intent. |
Simeon Bird | Gridley Quayle | Killing an innocent. |
David William Jackson | Gower | Attempted (unsanctioned) murder. |
Vincent Tang | gurkha turd 3 | Murdering poor George Yianni. |
Gordon Ball | Chronitis | Consorting with Dunky B |
Ed Heaney | Gyrognome Fighter-Organist | Accomplicing a wanted criminal and attacking the C |
Richard Gibson | White Rabbit | Consorting with Dunky B |
Alex Pavlaki | The Godfather | Murder of innocents. |
Adam Baird Fraser | A Blunt Kitchen Knife | Being a very naughty boy. |
Paul Fox | PJ | Consorting with Dunky B |
Suzy Hamilton | A Rabid Pigeon | Shooting the umpire. In the face. |
Ed Saperia | Trilby "The Deerstalker" Fedora | Accomplicing a wanted criminal and attacking the C |
In-Kwon Choi | Ellie | Reckless endangerment of innocents |
Kirsty Reger | Tigerbunny | Consorting with a wanted criminal. |
Llewellyn Pilbeam | name | Assaulting a fellow officer. |
John-Joseph Wilks | Sir Seoman AKA Morat | Exploding an innocent. |
Sarah Thacker | Livia | Killing people she was not supposed to. |
Christopher James Jenkins | Dakeyras AKA The Octopus that lurks under your Antimacassar | Bombing a shared kitchen. |
David Manning | Biggles | Overuse of contact poison |