The Assassins' Guild - Headlines
Monday, 25 October
[05:00 AM] Aidan Robison surprised nobody
[05:45 AM] Security Notice pre-emptively startled Richard Gibson (The Red Queen)
[07:00 AM] selkie was up bright and early for Edward Ullathorne (The Epitonic Avenger)
[07:10 AM] Chesney gave Ben Jones (AngelWhisper) a good stabbing
[07:30 AM] G.I.Bob left a note for Wing Ying Chow (selkie)
[08:00 AM] Ea! Ea! Cthulhu Always Calls To Us: "Scream!" fhtaghn! Aneaka Kellay (Bonnie) did not fhtaghn, and see what happened?
[08:30 AM] Ashley Olsen paid a visit to Stephen J A Paine (Jap)
[08:34 AM] Cthulhu Always Calls To Us: "Scream!" devoured Peter Rennie (bluebird)
[08:45 AM] I'm not really sure what The seven Dwarves did
[08:45 AM] David Birch left a bomb for white russian, but Annabelle Maffei (mozzarella) got to it first
[09:00 AM] G.I.Bob left a present for Andrew Wimbush (Max Gammage), but Fiona Doyle (Cassandra) got to play with it too
[09:10 AM] Dakeyras avoided a brush with fame from Ashley Olsen
[13:30 PM] The Godfather shot Martin Turnock (greenmoon)
[13:30 PM] G.I.Bob got in touch with Robert Duschinsky (Smoke&Mirrors)
[14:00 PM] The Cleric went a-wandering
[16:05 PM] Rain Luong successfully lurked Seth Thevoz (Francis Heritage)
[16:20 PM] David Birch outwitted a fridge and defeated Paul Moyses (Dart)
[16:25 PM] David Birch returned for Jack Miall (white russian)
[16:45 PM] Thomas N McEwan (Lundqvist) was startled by the ultimate daddy
[17:26 PM] Catch-23 failed to catch Megan Holloway
[17:30 PM] Hendrik Schroeder (alcatraz) returned to find a little something from Catch-23
[17:35 PM] the ultimate daddy continued, killing Victoria Gray (Rowan Fields)
[17:55 PM] Doodidave attempted to poison Ziggy Stardust
[18:15 PM] shipe avoided seasoning at the hands of King of Wrong
[18:25 PM] the ultimate daddy completed the triple, killing Barbara Drew (Brunette Barbie)
[19:58 PM] A Sky Full of Hat knifed Callum J Fenn Dawes (Rain Luong)
[20:35 PM] Ashley Olsen brought a little sparkle into the death of Adrian Thomas Potter (Omega)
[21:00 PM] andre eliminated Gemma Grass Orkin (cotton mouth)
[21:30 PM] Dakeyras potatoed Fiona Verity Scoble (Mrs Fishcake (insert evil laugh here))
[22:30 PM] Sir Jeremy Fitsgerald Esquire backstabbed Mark Florian (Air)
[22:33 PM] Stalu ond Cwalu attempted to bomb the judderman
Tuesday, 26 October
[00:00 AM] Yossarian stabbed a munching David Fidler (Robert)
[00:15 AM] Jagged managed to annoy Ross Edmondson
[09:00 AM] O-ren Ishii assassinated Thomas Robinson (Yossarian)
[10:00 AM] Lt. J Parker exploded Kirsty Reger (Cthulhu Always Calls To Us: "Scream!" AKA Black Velvet)
[10:00 AM] A pack of 51 cards (plus one thing, of indeterminable nature, which may or may not exist) gunned down Emma Hughes ()
[12:00 PM] A pack of 51 cards (plus one thing, of indeterminable nature, which may or may not exist) failed to explode Fishpaste
[12:10 PM] Jeff failed to blow up Dakeyras
[12:15 PM] Nathan James Bowler made an example of Llewellyn Pilbeam (name)
[12:30 PM] Cuddlebug failed to feed tsunami_babe
[14:30 PM] The Quick Brown Fox brought down Hossein Berry-Noubar (the ultimate daddy)
[15:00 PM] "Lady Black" struck back against Haibo E (Lamp-post)
[15:30 PM] Michael George Tanner (Skeletor) got the wrong end of the stick
[16:00 PM] The Phoenix rose from the darkness to kill Amardeep Lidder (andre)
[16:35 PM] Bouncy-bouncy picked off Amieth Yogarajah (The Man with a Plan)
[17:00 PM] Timmytogs struck back against Tim Salmon (Ronny)
[17:30 PM] Dakeyras couldn't find Rev
[18:30 PM] Alk soaked Victoria Louise Thompson (Megan Holloway) and her decoy
[20:00 PM] Rev backstabbed John Niland (Masta Killa)
[20:30 PM] Gower killed Charlotte Hartley (Cherry tart)
[21:00 PM] Holburg managed to poison Nicholas Croucher (Cannon Fodder)
[22:15 PM] BaronWR managed to eliminate Richard Mark Harris (shipe)
[22:28 PM] Bouncy-bouncy failed to poison Security Notice
[22:30 PM] Two Nearly Dead Fish poisoned Dave Roger Ibbett (Doodidave)'s lightswitch
[22:33 PM] Leonidas turned the tables on Graham Thomson (The Cleric)
Wednesday, 27 October
[08:00 AM] Martin Lester evaded a poison letter from King of Wrong
[08:30 AM] A pack of 51 cards (plus one thing, of indeterminable nature, which may or may not exist) once more failed to kill Fishpaste
[09:30 AM] A pack of 51 cards (plus one thing, of indeterminable nature, which may or may not exist) tried to blow up Nigel Damascena
[09:40 AM] Nigel Damascena tried to poison Elle
[10:03 AM] Dakeyras removed Sarah Aisling Marie Donnelly (evil bunny)
[11:00 AM] meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles eheu! serpens est! blew up Ben Weaver (The Zephyr)
[11:30 AM] Holburg failed to poison The Pilgrim
[11:30 AM] 0verkill 3xpl0d3d Andrew Smith (Bollynoggin)
[12:50 PM] The Master, Fellows and Scholars of the College of the Blessed Virgin Mary, Saint John the Evangelist and the glorious Virgin Saint Radegund, near Cambridge converted Simon Morrell (Pimms) to Free Software
[13:00 PM] The Seamstress tried to poison Thomas de Rivaz
[13:00 PM] The Quick Brown Fox tried to poison The Goblin King
[13:10 PM] Iiinteresting.... startled Stephen Chester (Aram)
[15:05 PM] 0verkill sh0t Emma Rafferty (ranger)
[15:30 PM] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky wished Lee Lewin (Stan) a happy birthday
[16:15 PM] Rak put Sally Elizabeth Hubbard (the judderman) to sleep
[17:30 PM] evil bunny poisoned Robert Millar (Hagane No Renkinjutsu)
[18:00 PM] Pookie failed to spell the death of Wee Jimmy
[18:45 PM] (the) Squeaking Weasel surprised Ellie Nalson (Jack)
[19:10 PM] Mong lashed out at Bilen Ahmet (1337 h4><0r)
[19:30 PM] Takemaru tried to bomb el brujo
[20:00 PM] Daft Ada's letter failed to kill Jagged
[20:30 PM] Jeff fought back against Julia Kingsbury (Nigel Damascena)
[22:30 PM] Kalkin infiltrated the lair of Ed Saperia (Voodoo Princess Battle-Finch)
[23:13 PM] David Manning (Biggles) was a little over-enthusiastic, but managed to kill Carl Whitehead (Chesney)
[23:30 PM] The Phoenix introduced himself to Sam Lees (Vetinari)
[23:30 PM] Biggles' poison letter failed to kill Jagged
Thursday, 28 October
[08:07 AM] The Null Pseudonym proved too much for Sarah Tang (Rak)
[09:00 AM] Lt. J Parker got the better of Alex Hassan (Alk)
[10:45 AM] KCopyKCat went to visit Kalkin
[12:30 PM] Mary-Kate Olsen went looking for Jimbo the Jumbo Jet
[13:30 PM] Fifth Scribe, Chronicler of the Odysseys of Mistress Hetty throughout the Late Chromatic Era of CHARD! made James Gooding (Canteen food) go BANG
[13:45 PM] Robert Standing's letter didn't poison The Godfather
[14:00 PM] He trips and falls over his own feet burst in on Chris Korek (Aravar)
[14:00 PM] A Sky Full of Hat didn't excite Boris the Avenger
[14:00 PM] Lt. J Parker massacred Gabriel Silkstone-Carter (Battosai)
[14:15 PM] The Scholar of the most Godlie, learned, sacred, exalted, noble, magnificent, divine and generally most wonderous Book of Assassin spread the word to Eleanor Scull (caterpillar)
[15:00 PM] The Seamstress tried to poison In-Kwon Choi (Ellie), but an innocent got there instead
[15:15 PM] Tom Booth knocked off Thomas Digory Howard (Sly McStabby)
[15:40 PM] Dakeyras wiped out Tom Booth (Ashley Olsen AKA Mary-Kate Olsen)
[16:00 PM] The Dancing Monkey made The Linux Crusader, picking off Windows users one by one... very angry
[16:45 PM] Gollum wiped out David Beckett (Twinkletoes)
[17:00 PM] Boris the Avenger fought back against Katherine McDonnell (Meryl)
[17:30 PM] Livia wouldn't open the door to Elle
[17:30 PM] Jagged eliminated the dastardly David Manning (Biggles)
[18:45 PM] Gollum got the better of Jonathan David Amery (King of Wrong)
[19:30 PM] a n other foiled Owain Bristow (chacal)
[19:50 PM] The unceasing paranoid couldn't get through to Firecraker
[21:00 PM] Post-Box went looking for gogo
[21:00 PM] Takemaru backstabbed Sergei Trofimov (Mangetsu)
Friday, 29 October
[01:00 AM] Skeletor redeemed himself, blowing up Johannes Nordstrom (eyeyeyeye)
[07:50 AM] Stalu ond Cwalu joined Bomberman on a trip to blow up Tudor Dan Dimofte (Bouncy-bouncy)
[09:00 AM] The Null Pseudonym exploded James Whittington (Jimbo the Jumbo Jet)
[09:55 AM] The Master, Fellows and Scholars of the College of the Blessed Virgin Mary, Saint John the Evangelist and the glorious Virgin Saint Radegund, near Cambridge sent Paul Fox (The Scholar of the most Godlie, learned, sacred, exalted, noble, magnificent, divine and generally most wonderous Book of Assassin) down
[10:00 AM] The Scholar of the most Godlie, learned, sacred, exalted, noble, magnificent, divine and generally most wonderous Book of Assassin and Two Nearly Dead Fish both failed to poison gurkha turd 3
[15:00 PM] meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles eheu! serpens est! exploded Stephanie Nelson (gogo)
[15:20 PM] Nil Mortifi, Sine Lucre had a stand-off with Spongebob
[16:02 PM] Suzy Hamilton (A Rabid Pigeon) shot Chris Field (Expecting to stay in bed and let RADAR do all the work) but managed to hit The Umpire as well
[18:00 PM] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky congratulated Amin Fathiabad (el brujo)
[18:20 PM] Robert Standing wasn't too keen on Tom Booth (Kilroy-Silk)
[19:35 PM] Martin Lester bested Chris Longworth (The unceasing paranoid) in single combat
[22:00 PM] Dunky B led the SWAT team on raids against A Rabid Pigeon and Ellie
[23:30 PM] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky dealt fruity death to Richard Peter Charles Manns (Wee Jimmy)
Saturday, 30 October
[00:30 AM] Ziggy Stardust tried to poison Wojtek
[01:00 AM] Jagged failed to poison rusty nail
[08:30 AM] G.I.Bob tried to explode Lord Striker
[09:00 AM] ennuicide tried to kill Aidan Robison
[11:00 AM] Daft Ada failed to kill Jagged
[11:00 AM] Sir Seoman exploded Alastair Hegarty (Firecraker)
[15:15 PM] Richard Stephen Thompson (Big Hairy Wookie) gave his life to save Spongebob from Luci Rebecca Sandbach (Security Notice)
[16:00 PM] The Dancing Monkey poisoned Britt Alexandra Baillie (femme fatale)
[17:00 PM] The Phoenix eliminated the wanted In-Kwon Choi (Ellie)
[17:00 PM] Lanfear's Puppet was after Elle, but got Christopher James Greensides (Jagged) instead
[19:45 PM] A pack of 51 cards (plus one thing, of indeterminable nature, which may or may not exist) waved goodbye to Ben Lambert (Boris the Avenger)
[20:00 PM] The Phoenix got nowhere with Nil Mortifi, Sine Lucre
[21:00 PM] Quentin went looking for Rev
[21:00 PM] Peter File eliminated Haukur Heimisson (The Boy with the Bubblegun)
Sunday, 31 October
[01:30 AM] Mr Smith tried to poison Sir Jeremy Fitsgerald Esquire
[08:00 AM] Robert Standing couldn't get through to The Godfather
[11:00 AM] Holburg went looking for Jeff
[12:30 PM] O-ren Ishii wiped out Charlotte Rosemary Heron (Daft Ada)
[14:00 PM] meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles eheu! serpens est! knocked off Timothy Michael Funnell (Timmytogs)
[14:30 PM] O-ren Ishii failed to poison Lauren Grest
[17:00 PM] The Godfather went looking for Bomberman
[17:00 PM] Lanfear's Puppet walked in on Laura Carter (Elle)
[19:15 PM] Elena Martinez (The Pilgrim) tried to kill Quentin, but was killed by Spongebob
[21:00 PM] Iiinteresting.... stabbed David Roberts (The Dancing Monkey)
[23:00 PM] Wilks went trick-or-treating at BaronWR's
Monday, 1 November
[00:00 AM] The Oracle tried to poison A Sky Full of Hat
[00:30 AM] MaryPoppins tried to kill volvic
[01:30 AM] The seven Dwarves failed to explode Gower
[09:00 AM] a n other eliminated Ian Abel (Iiinteresting....)
[10:15 AM] Sarah the Killer Bunny-Wielder failed to catch Unheimlich Mowe
[13:00 PM] Quentin poisoned Oliver Kroemer (Rev) and his bedder
[13:30 PM] Fishpaste stabbed Victoria Crooks (tsunami_babe)
[13:40 PM] Mr Smith shot Jenny King (Mrs X)
[14:20 PM] William Ingram (Archie) shot James Gooding (Canteen Food) before being killed by Nil Mortifi, Sine Lucre
[14:45 PM] Nil Mortifi, Sine Lucre got rid of Daniel Michael Grace (The Albion)
[15:10 PM] Dirty Birch killed Stuart Kent (The Mostly Dreaded Pin Cushion)
[15:15 PM] PJ disposed of Victoria Newton (volvic)
[16:00 PM] The Quick Brown Fox lost Adam Baird Fraser
[16:00 PM] Jeff killed Andrew Sing Yan Leung (Hamish)
[16:40 PM] PJ eliminated Alan Morrison (Dirty Harry)
[17:45 PM] The Phoenix wiped out Sam Waldock (aesenosphere)
[18:15 PM] Butternut Creamcakes got rid of Peter James Dawson (woogleflumpy)
[18:30 PM] Robin Message terminated Frank Fu (Snap)
[18:30 PM] The Phoenix removed Charlie Williamson (C Dog)
[18:45 PM] The Seamstress cleverly exploded Thomas de Rivaz (Cuddlebug)
Tuesday, 2 November
[00:00 AM] Wilks shot Michael Zoubaida (Jijenium)
[00:30 AM] Wilks and David William Jackson (Gower) killed Rory Blevins (BaronWR)
[01:00 AM] AngelWhisper tried to kill Colts&Roses
[09:00 AM] Martin Lester left a present for Laura Kemp (speedy)
[09:00 AM] A pack of 51 cards (plus one thing, of indeterminable nature, which may or may not exist) wiped out William Wykeham (Wraith)
[09:15 AM] (the) Squeaking Weasel knifed Minty Caldicot (Mary)
[10:00 AM] A Rabid Pigeon disposed of Stephen Mounsey (rusty nail)
[10:00 AM] Gordon Ball eliminated Salman Shaheen (The Phoenix)
[10:01 AM] The Cleric said goodbye to Lydia Elliott (Dash)
[11:00 AM] Lorenzo Bellettini (Nemo) drowned in the Thames
[11:55 AM] Holburg got rid of Robin Message (Lt. J Parker AKA Sarah the Killer Bunny-Wielder)
[12:15 PM] Bow Tie exploded Niraj Modha (Ziggy Stardust)
[13:50 PM] Skeletor stabbed Benjamin M Wynne (DFish)
[17:30 PM] Adam Biltcliffe killed Radoslav Nespor (Colts&Roses)
[18:00 PM] Kalkin knifed Qingzi Bu (BlueToaster)
[20:45 PM] Sarah Thacker (Livia) killed James Michael O'Driscoll (Gollum)
[22:30 PM] Fishpaste stabbed Amanda Rashid (black mamba)
Wednesday, 3 November
[02:00 AM] John-Joseph Wilks exploded Catherine Serena Atkins (Mushroom)
[09:55 AM] (the) Squeaking Weasel shot Che Meakins (Lukan02)
[10:00 AM] The Quick Brown Fox lurked for Lanfear's Puppet
[11:58 AM] A Sky Full of Hat eliminated Gordon Ball (Nil Mortifi, Sine Lucre)
[12:00 PM] Mong killed Michael Wallace (The Quick Brown Fox)
[17:00 PM] Jeff fought back against Rachel White (Post-Box)
[18:55 PM] Emma Day (Evil Bunny from the Hutch of Hell) shot herself
[19:30 PM] Quentin and Spongebob hunted down Heather Burgess (Saffron)
[20:30 PM] KCopyKCat went knocking on Takemaru
[21:00 PM] Wilks brought Sarah Thacker (Livia) to justice
[21:30 PM] Vincent Tang (gurkha turd 3) tried to kill Adam Biltcliffe but got his roommate instead
[21:50 PM] White Rabbit eliminated David William Jackson (Gower)
[21:55 PM] name tried to kill White Rabbit
[22:00 PM] a n other got rid of Elena Katherine Narozanski ("Lady Black")
[22:50 PM] a n other wiped out Tom Smith (Wojtek)
Thursday, 4 November
[03:05 AM] Andrew Sobala (Pyjamas) blew himself up
[11:30 AM] Fifth Scribe, Chronicler of the Odysseys of Mistress Hetty throughout the Late Chromatic Era of CHARD! went looking for Alan Shearer
[12:00 PM] The Octopus that lurks under your Antimacassar killed Lukshmi Shanthakumar (Shadow)
[12:00 PM] G.I.Bob failed twice to kill Lord Striker
[12:30 PM] He trips and falls over his own feet tried to kill Dakeyras
[15:35 PM] You can run but you can't hide exploded Majeed Neky (ennuicide)
[16:00 PM] Adam Biltcliffe lurked unsuccessfully for someone who wasn't Steve Pettitt
[17:55 PM] 0verkill shot Stuart Russant (He trips and falls over his own feet)
[19:50 PM] Peter File eliminated Alexander Wilkes (Fishpaste)
[23:00 PM] Stalu ond Cwalu really really failed to poison Adam Baird Fraser
Friday, 5 November
[00:30 AM] Two Nearly Dead Fish went looking for gurkha turd 3
[02:30 AM] Bomberman failed to blow up Wilks
[09:00 AM] You can run but you can't hide disposed of James Cole (Peter File)
[09:30 AM] CMO failed to explode Leonidas
[10:00 AM] BadgerGirl eliminated Richard James Turner (Unheimlich Mowe)
[11:00 AM] Daft Ada eliminated Llewellyn Pilbeam (name)
[13:50 PM] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky tried to make sure Mr Smith was eating enough fruit
[14:00 PM] Catch-23 went knocking for Holburg
[14:05 PM] Alex Labram (Catch-23) blew up an innocent instead of Holburg
[15:10 PM] Tigerbunny failed to kill A Rabid Pigeon
[15:30 PM] Mr Smith killed Sarah Julia Ramsey (Grendel)
[16:01 PM] Adam Biltcliffe failed to recognise Steve Pettitt
[17:40 PM] Catch-23 killed James E M Robinson (Kalkin AKA The Blind Watchmaker)
[17:50 PM] Takemaru assassinated Robert Shaw (Jeff)
[18:15 PM] KCopyKCat shot Pete Myerson (Garth Vader)
[20:10 PM] Oook wiped out Ian Blaney (Brooding)
[22:00 PM] Lord Striker fought back against Robin Message (BadgerGirl)
Saturday, 6 November
[10:00 AM] Butternut Creamcakes brought down Suzy Hamilton (A Rabid Pigeon)
[13:15 PM] The Cleric failed to kill Alan Shearer
[21:45 PM] A Pen Labelled Kife lurked for gurkha turd 3
Sunday, 7 November
[01:30 AM] Catch-23 failed to explode gurkha turd 3
[02:00 AM] Catch-23 exploded Maria Sedelnikova (The Seamstress)
[04:00 AM] MaryPoppins eliminated Philip Pearson (Alan Shearer)
[16:00 PM] Adam Baird Fraser, Ed Heaney and Simeon Bird (Gridley Quayle) went to kill Lord Striker, but something went wrong
[17:00 PM] The Godfather went looking for Christopher Knowles
[17:55 PM] Gridley Quayle attacked Nathan James Bowler
[23:00 PM] Catch-23 killed Felicity Boyce (Holburg AKA Ben Reich), redeeming himself
Monday, 8 November
[09:58 AM] Gridley Quayle shot an "innocent"
[10:56 AM] Adam Biltcliffe didn't see Steve Pettitt
[13:08 PM] Carrie Oliver killed Helen Chambers (Spongebob)
[14:10 PM] Ed Heaney (Gyrognome Fighter-Organist), Ed Saperia (Trilby "The Deerstalker" Fedora) and Gridley Quayle attacked Dunky B
[14:15 PM] Dunky B eliminated Ed Heaney (Gyrognome Fighter-Organist)
[15:00 PM] Dunky B led the SWAT team on a siege of Gridley Quayle and Trilby "The Deerstalker" Fedora
[16:20 PM] Sir Sven Ø'Bjørnchester Samuel J. McHølzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahøy! Wilsøn assassinated Michael Scott (Sparky)
[18:30 PM] White Rabbit got rid of Bruno Min (O-ren Ishii)
[22:00 PM] The Linux Crusader, picking off Windows users one by one... tried to kill Weekend breakfast armageddon
Tuesday, 9 November
[00:30 AM] A Sky Full of Hat failed to blow up Skeletor
[10:50 AM] Stalu ond Cwalu bepoisoninged Adam Baird Fraser's wheelie-wheelie
[11:15 AM] Chronitis eliminated Simeon Bird (Gridley Quayle)
[12:50 PM] Oook brought down Ed Saperia (Trilby "The Deerstalker" Fedora)
[13:30 PM] Bow Tie tried to explode Fawn Dell Maibalz
[14:15 PM] Mong went looking for Quentin
[17:50 PM] A Woman's Intuition exploded Chris Jones (Liverfits)
[18:45 PM] (the) Squeaking Weasel tried to kill Blanche
[22:50 PM] The Umpire scared Adam Baird Fraser and Lauren Grest
Wednesday, 10 November
[06:15 AM] CMO failed to explode Leonidas
[09:00 AM] Christopher James Jenkins (Dakeyras AKA The Octopus that lurks under your Antimacassar) blew up Mr Smith's neighbour
[11:00 AM] Prince of Space, The Cleric and Oook went looking for Leonidas
[15:00 PM] The Goblin King killed Francesca Frazer (Leonidas)
[16:00 PM] John-Joseph Wilks (Sir Seoman AKA Morat) tried to bomb Two Nearly Dead Fish, but missed
[17:00 PM] Rachel Macdonald (Blanche) was killed by Madeleine shot Russ Williams (The real King of Wrong), then she
[19:50 PM] The Octopus that lurks under your Antimacassar murdered Lee Harper (Mr Smith) and his girlfriend
[21:15 PM] A pack of 51 cards (plus one thing, of indeterminable nature, which may or may not exist) eliminated Edward Galvin ((the) Squeaking Weasel)
[23:15 PM] Fawn Dell Maibalz lurked for The Octopus that lurks under your Antimacassar
Thursday, 11 November
[05:00 AM] The Umpire thunderbolted Douglas J Winship (known only as... Jack) for persistent incompetence
[08:58 AM] Adam Biltcliffe tried to kill Steve Pettitt
[09:00 AM] The Master, Fellows and Scholars of the College of the Blessed Virgin Mary, Saint John the Evangelist and the glorious Virgin Saint Radegund, near Cambridge tried to explode Mong
[10:02 AM] Adam Biltcliffe again tried to kill Steve Pettitt
[15:15 PM] Steve Pettitt didn't try to kill Adam Biltcliffe
[16:15 PM] One who only frightens non-players quested for Mr Teatime
[18:00 PM] Lord Striker tried to kill The Octopus that lurks under your Antimacassar
[22:30 PM] Alex Labram (Catch-23 AKA Kermit) tried to kill MaryPoppins but fell victim to Human Resource Management
[23:15 PM] White Rabbit and Security Notice took out James Richard Wilkinson (Wilks)
[23:20 PM] David Jordan (MaryPoppins) tried to kill David Birch, shot an innocent, and was killed by Prince of Space
Friday, 12 November
[08:30 AM] Adam Biltcliffe stayed in bed and let Steve Pettitt do all the work
[12:00 PM] Dunky B and Ross Edmondson eliminated Marko Cosic (philistine)
[13:10 PM] Butternut Creamcakes killed Jennifer Coates (The Oracle)
[15:22 PM] Adam Biltcliffe lurked for Steve Pettitt
[16:30 PM] Bomberman left a dud bomb for gurkha turd 3
[17:00 PM] Takemaru tried to kill Aidan Robison
[17:20 PM] Biggles got rid of Matthew Goldie-Scot (Sir Jeremy Fitsgerald Esquire)
[18:00 PM] Kermit, Security Notice and The blond sherif went to kill Smoke&Mirrors, but got Ben Jones (AngelWhisper) instead
[18:20 PM] The Octopus that lurks under your Antimacassar killed Felicity Boyce (Lincoln Powell)
[21:10 PM] Snap and Crackle brought down Bryony Baines (Fifth Scribe, Chronicler of the Odysseys of Mistress Hetty throughout the Late Chromatic Era of CHARD!), but not before she got to David Jordan (Pop)
[23:30 PM] Bow Tie failed to explode Yossarian
Saturday, 13 November
[12:00 PM] meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles eheu! serpens est!'s letterbomb failed to excite Mong
[13:12 PM] Adam Biltcliffe finally broke it off with Steve Pettitt (Pookie)
[14:00 PM] meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles eheu! serpens est! failed to poison or explode Carrie Oliver
[17:15 PM] A Pen Labelled Kife lurked for KCopyKCat
[17:30 PM] Weekend breakfast armageddon and Robert Standing brought down Neil A D Sadler (Lord Striker) and Christopher James Jenkins (Dakeyras AKA The Octopus that lurks under your Antimacassar)
[22:50 PM] Ross Edmondson eliminated Robert Duschinsky (Smoke&Mirrors)
Sunday, 14 November
[02:20 AM] Morat killed Adam Baird Fraser (Lanfear's Puppet AKA A Pen Labelled Kife) and Lauren Grest (The Linux Crusader, picking off Windows users one by one...)
[12:50 PM] His Greatness the King Teppicymon XXVIII, Lord of the Heavens, Charioteer of the Wagon of the Sun, Steersman of the Barque of the Sun, Guardian of the Secret Knowledge, Lord of the Horizon, Keeper of the Way, the Flail of Mercy, the High-Born One, the Never-Dying King... lurked for Takemaru
[14:30 PM] Dirty Birch tried to find Nathan James Bowler
[15:30 PM] Martin Lester lurked a bit for Mr Teatime
[16:00 PM] Alex Pavlaki (The Godfather) murdered an innocent
[19:00 PM] Expecting Someone Taller? led an attack on Morat
Monday, 15 November
[08:35 AM] The seven Dwarves lurked for Sir Sven Ø'Bjørnchester Samuel J. McHølzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahøy! Wilsøn
[12:45 PM] Massive corruption uncovered in police force. Dunky B, PJ, White Rabbit, Chronitis, Kermit, Tigerbunny declared corrupt. Prince of Space seizes presidency. All hail our glorious new leader.
[14:45 PM] Expecting Someone Taller? and Oook crushed the traitor Tigerbunny. Viva la revolucion!
[15:00 PM] 01010100 01101111 01101111 01001101 01100001 01101110 01111001 01000011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110011 01100011 01101001 01110011 00000000 failed to poison Robert Standing
[18:00 PM] The Quick Brown Raccoon eliminated Richard Gibson (White Rabbit)
[19:30 PM] Prince of Space and Expecting Someone Taller? went in search of Dunky B and his merry band
Tuesday, 16 November
[08:00 AM] Expecting Someone Taller? left an interesting gift for Morat
[13:00 PM] the light in the dark went a-lurking for gurkha turd 3
[13:30 PM] Mong went looking for Mr Teatime
[16:30 PM] Jeff Snyder (The Hands of Phate) looked for Skeletor
[20:00 PM] The Goblin King lurked for Morat
[20:15 PM] Chard!mander lurked for Takemaru
[23:30 PM] Alex Pavlaki (The Godfather) took out Chris Field (Prince of Space), Michael Wallace (The Quick Brown Raccoon), Stephen Chester (Oook) and Callum J Fenn Dawes (Butternut Creamcakes) before dying to BadgerGirl
Wednesday, 17 November
[07:00 AM] The Master, Fellows and Scholars of the College of the Blessed Virgin Mary, Saint John the Evangelist and the glorious Virgin Saint Radegund, near Cambridge exploded Paul James Totman (Mong)
[10:00 AM] Morat failed to poison lots of people
[10:20 AM] Morat poisoned Luci Rebecca Sandbach (Security Notice)
[10:30 AM] Dalriada brought down the nefarious John-Joseph Wilks (Sir Seoman AKA Morat)
[11:00 AM] One who only frightens non-players lurked for gurkha turd 3
[13:02 PM] Paul Fox (PJ) killed Robin Message (BadgerGirl), but was killed by Expecting Someone Taller?
[13:30 PM] Morat poisoned Graham Thomson (The Cleric)
[15:55 PM] gurkha turd 3 killed Ben Weaver (Zephyr)
[19:15 PM] Dunky B finally killed Vincent Tang (gurkha turd 3)
[19:25 PM] Sir Dominic Flandry, Protector of the Noble Empire and Defender Of The Outer Reaches took down Gordon Ball (Chronitis)
[21:00 PM] the light in the dark enlightened Patrick Douglas Bannister (Mr Teatime)
Thursday, 18 November
[16:00 PM] Takemaru lurked for David Birch
[16:10 PM] FAKE BOMB lurked for Russell Mark Williams
[17:15 PM] David Birch and Martin Lester chased Matthew Johnson around a bit
[23:00 PM] Little Red Riding Hood and A Blunt Kitchen Knife lurked for Dunky B
Friday, 19 November
[08:00 AM] Bomberman eliminated Robert Chipperfield (Weekend breakfast armageddon)
[09:00 AM] Expecting Someone Taller? and Snap brought down Michael George Tanner (Skeletor)
[09:55 AM] Expecting Someone Taller? and La Revolucion went in search of Dunky B
[11:00 AM] Kilroy-Silk's bomb exploded Benjamin NF Jones (Two Nearly Dead Fish)
[17:00 PM] Russell Mark Williams didn't catch David Stark
[18:50 PM] Fawn Dell Maibalz shot at Ross Edmondson
[19:15 PM] Matthew Johnson tried his luck with Martin Lester
Saturday, 20 November
[11:40 AM] Martin Lester followed Matthew Johnson to Oxford
[12:05 PM] Human Resource Management knocked off James Cole (Crackle)
[18:30 PM] Andrew Donald Fookes (Quentin AKA You can run but you can't hide AKA Human Resource Management) was killed by A Blunt Kitchen Knife
[20:00 PM] Legend of Dragoon searched for Takemaru
Sunday, 21 November
[16:30 PM] Robert Standing perforated David Proctor (The Goblin King)
[19:30 PM] Expecting Someone Taller? tried to kill Kermit
[20:50 PM] Kermit shot an ex-criminal
[22:00 PM] Legend of Dragoon eliminated James Michael Appleton (Takemaru)
Monday, 22 November
[09:05 AM] Martin Lester killed Matthew Johnson (Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky AKA Sir Sven Ø'Bjørnchester Samuel J. McHølzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahøy! Wilsøn AKA His Greatness the King Teppicymon XXVIII, Lord of the Heavens, Charioteer of the Wagon of the Sun, Steersman of the Barque of the Sun, Guardian of the Secret Knowledge, Lord of the Horizon, Keeper of the Way, the Flail of Mercy, the High-Born One, the Never-Dying King...). At last.
[13:05 PM] A tree dwarf disposed of Duncan Brewer (Dunky B)
[13:20 PM] A tree dwarf got the better of Christopher Knowles (Bomberman AKA AND I'D HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR THAT MEDDLING KID!)
[15:35 PM] Kermit fought off Tom Booth (Kilroy-Silk)
Tuesday, 23 November
[08:30 AM] Chard!mander went after David Stark
[09:10 AM] Stalu ond Cwalu and a n other lurked for Ross Edmondson
[11:10 AM] Markoved Man bumped into Nathan James Bowler
[13:00 PM] Russell Mark Williams (meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles meles eheu! serpens est! AKA Madeleine shot Russ Williams (The real King of Wrong), then she AKA 01010100 01101111 01101111 01001101 01100001 01101110 01111001 01000011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110011 01100011 01101001 01110011 00000000) and David Stark (Robert Standing) killed each other.
[13:15 PM] Jeff Snyder (The Hands of Phate) waited for Nathan James Bowler
[17:20 PM] The seven Dwarves shot at Aidan Robison
[21:20 PM] A Blunt Kitchen Knife killed David Manning (Biggles)
[21:55 PM] A Blunt Kitchen Knife eliminated Thomas Robinson (Yossarian)
Wednesday, 24 November
[09:05 AM] Fawn Dell Maibalz lurked for Ross Edmondson
[17:15 PM] Bow Tie failed to explode the light in the dark
Thursday, 25 November
[19:15 PM] Pildit VIII and the light in the dark eliminated Nathan James Bowler (Bow Tie AKA FAKE BOMB)
Friday, 26 November
[16:02 PM] A Blunt Kitchen Knife, Expecting Someone Taller?, Little Red Riding Hood and Kilroy-Silk assaulted the Umpire with a monkey
[18:00 PM] Ross Edmondson went looking for Martin Lester
Saturday, 27 November
[09:50 AM] Martin Lester ambushed Carrie Oliver
[10:00 AM] Carrie Oliver attempted a cycle-by on Martin Lester
[14:00 PM] A Woman's Intuition and Stalu ond Cwalu lurked for Ross Edmondson
Monday, 29 November
[08:40 AM] a n other lurked for Ross Edmondson
[19:20 PM] Martin Lester lurked for Carrie Oliver
[20:00 PM] Little Red Riding Hood gave the Kiss Of Death to A Blunt Kitchen Knife
Tuesday, 30 November
[11:00 AM] URL hung around looking for Little Red Riding Hood
[17:00 PM] KCopyKCat killed Martin Lester (G.I.Bob AKA The Master, Fellows and Scholars of the College of the Blessed Virgin Mary, Saint John the Evangelist and the glorious Virgin Saint Radegund, near Cambridge AKA 0verkill AKA The Null Pseudonym AKA CMO AKA Markoved Man AKA lol internet AKA I've just lost the Assassins Game), with a little help from Jeff Snyder (The Hands of Phate) and Onion Pixy
Friday, 3 December
[05:00 AM] Silence descends
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