| Pseudonym: | Name: | College: | |
| Bob | Ian McCann | Selwyn | |
| quiet | Iain Ezra Macdonald | King's | |
| Ish-Bosheth | Alasdair North | Caius | |
| Bourbon Creams | David Chow | Trinity | |
| The swine | Lawrence Wujanto | Peterhouse | |
| Scoop Rinse Wobble Wobble Flush Your Tooth Down A Booth Mr Woof Whistle Thing Shark Up | Joseph Lindsay | Caius | |
| The Haggis Hunter | Paul Cameron | King's | |
| the tractor princess | Emily Luckhurst | None | |
| Ginger northerner | Diana O'Carroll | Magdalene | |
| H.R | Philip Maltas | Selwyn | |
| Anton Collinski | Ed Thomas | Peterhouse | |
| Michaelangelo | Michael Mann | Christ's | |
| sir reginald duke of chutney | Ariane Standing | Girton | |
| one-three-seven | Niall Taylor | Magdalene | |
| Astral Surfer | Jon Jowett | Emmanuel |
Produced at Fri Apr 9 00:31:25 2004