Despite some worthy attempts, no criminals had great success. The police were just too good...
| Pseudonym: | Name: | College: | Crime: |
| Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 | Lachlan McLean | Ex-Girton | Wanted for painful murder of John Haigh, much contact poisoning of doorhandles, shooting a player illegally, and sending one or fifty-one letters. |
| The Guru | Adam Baird Fraser | Christ's | Wanted for cold-blooded murder of an innocent Emma duck. Oh, and Corkscrew as well. |
| Mean Mr. Mustard | Luke Donnan | Trinity Hall | |
| You have no chance to survive, make your time! | Stefano Debolini | Churchill | Wanted for the murder of an innocent |
| You've just lost | Paul Smith | Trinity | Wanted for poisoning a doorhandle |
| Anonymous Coward | Gordon Ball | King's | Wanted for shooting an innocent. Like most criminals... |
| man who eats aborted foetuses | William Barrett | Peterhouse | For killing a police officer, and spreading Anti-Northerner propaganda, he gets 3 days competence. And pride of place on the wanted list. Also technically incompetent |
| Pseudonym: | Case history |
| Papa Smurf | Wanted for murder of the wrong Jenny, redeemed for killing a legal target and a wanted criminal |
| Marmite | Wanted for killing an innocent, however redeemed for killing a legal target then 2 incompetents. |
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