| Rank: | Title: | Name: | College: | Address: | Comments: |
| Chief of Police | An Agglutination of Chthonic Panjandra | Rosemary Warner [e-mail] | Caius | Q8 | |
| Full water, can also be found at boyfriend's house at 40 Paradise St. This is a shared house with no water weapons to be used anywhere inside it. | |||||
| Deputy Chief of Police | The Girtonator | Lachlan McLean [e-mail] | Ex-Girton | Rm. 2, 95 Girton Road, near Girton college | Water with care in room, mind computer. Full water in rest of house. Works at Daily Bread Co-operative Tuesdays-Saturdays at Kilmaine Close, off King's Hedges Road. Attends City Life Church and trains with Cambridge University Judo Club. |
| Special Agent | Lestrade | Simeon Bird [e-mail] | Pembroke | BB7 Foundress Court | No Water Weapons |
| Special Agent | Anonymous Coward | Gordon Ball [e-mail] | King's | Rm 306, Tennis Court Rd. Hostel | No Water Weapons |
| Constable | Stumid | Stuart Moore [e-mail] | St. John's | E10 First Court | No Water Weapons |
| Constable | Harmonious Jade | Jonathan Amery [e-mail] | none | 36 Cambridge Road, Girton Village | No water, works at Landmark EAME, St. John's Innovation Centre, Cowley Road. Attends Welsey Methodist Church on Sunday mornings followed by Methsoc. Involved in CUSFS-Science Fiction Society, and CURS-Roleplaying. |
| Constable | The Masked Avenger | Philip Bridge [e-mail] | King's | Rm 305, Tennis Court Rd. Hostel | No Water Weapons |
| Work experience lad | Oh Ric please not so quick! | Aidan Robison [e-mail] | King's | Rm 205, Tennis Court rd. Hostel | Full Water Zone |
| Rank: | Title: | Name: | College: |
| Constable | Corkscrew | Alex Labram [e-mail] | Christ's |
| Agent | Lemming Hunter | Adam Dewbery [e-mail] | Trinity |
| Constable | Lemming | Stuart Gooch [e-mail] | Trinity |
| Constable | mewont2kEl | Nathan Bowler [e-mail] | Trinity |
| Special Agent | The Duke | Thomas Booth [e-mail] | Peterhouse |
| Constable | Martini, shaken not stirred | Radoslav Nespor [e-mail] | Churchill |
| Constable | Northern Scum | Matthew Carroll [e-mail] | Peterhouse |
| Constable | Skid | Richard Sidey [e-mail] | Selwyn College |
| Constable | The honerable cop | John Mark Edmundson [e-mail] | Gonville & Caius |
| Constable | JamNCheez | Nick Wood [e-mail] | Churchill |
| Constable | Plod | Luke Donnan [e-mail] | Trinity Hall |
| Constable | U-Lary | David Birch [e-mail] | St. John's |
| Constable | hobart | David Guarrera [e-mail] | Churchill |
| Constable | Gaius | Ben Esche [e-mail] | Pembroke |
| Constable | Master of Irony | Adam Baird Fraser [e-mail] | Christ's |
| Deputy Chief of Police | The Mafia | Jon Jowett [e-mail] | Emmanuel |
| Constable | Augustus | David O'Doherty [e-mail] | Jesus |
| Constable | tropical pole-vaulter | Diana O'Carroll [e-mail] | Magdalene |
| Deputy Chief of Police | Professional Librarian | Martin Lester [e-mail] | Gonville & Caius |
| Agent | Oh Ric please not so quick! | Aidan Robison [e-mail] | King's |
| Agent | Kakariki | Ross Edmondson [e-mail] | Selwyn College |
| Constable | Schwartzencatter The Magnificent | James Horder [e-mail] | Gonville & Caius |
| Constable | Wilbur Kookmeyer | Noah Rolff [e-mail] | Churchill |
| Constable | JoeyR | Alex Frost [e-mail] | Emmanuel |
Produced at Thu Dec 4 18:30:14 2003