| Rank: | Title: | Name: | College: | Address: | Comments: |
| Constable | Zenoth | Ed O'Connell [e-mail] | None | 289 Hills Road | Full water in house, attends Netherhall 6th form college, Queen Edith's Way |
| Pseudonym: | Name: | College: | |
| Pink Panther | Amy Sutton | Homerton | |
| bobman | Robin Scott | St. John's | |
| bob | Christian Buckingham | Selwyn College | |
| Athena | Jack Vickeridge | Trinity | |
| Lord Sainsbury | Joe Kearney | Gonville & Caius | |
| Tweedle Dum | Sue Monaghan | Newnham | |
| i cant think of onr right now | Maria Rembert | Gonville & Caius | |
| Borris | Edward Green | Christ's | |
| The Black Panter | Richard Pygott | Robinson | |
| HannibALI | Alastair Gee | Christ's | |
| azariel | Helen Walter | Christ's | |
| chidder | Michael Armstrong | Sidney Sussex | |
| El Presidente | Charles Di Castiglione | Magdalene | |
| Barnacle | Alastair Hay | Homerton | |
| love-rat | Sam Jewell | King's | |
| thom yorke | James Green | St. Catherine's College | |
| Chicken Brough | Ralph Clark | Pembroke | |
| Wooly Bully | Sean Farrington | Christ's | |
| Space Monkey | Aidan Parker | New Hall | |
| Holden Caulfield | Alex Thomson | Selwyn College | |
| Persephone | Eleanor Sibley | King's | |
| Bobby Digital | John Niland | Magdalene | |
| Papa Smurf | Jochen Smolka | Churchill | |
| Dr. Evil | Anjan Soumyanarayanan | Downing | |
| FatController | Glenn Harris | Homerton | |
| Madame Dark | Susanna Rickard | St John's | |
| The New Lad Joe-Bob and his Electric Truncheon | Ruaridh Buchanan | Emmanuel | |
| Huckleberry | Bennett Rogers | Churchill | |
| Buffalo Gill | Gillian Conquest | New Hall | |
| Mopoby | Kirsty Dootson | Newnham | |
| Eric | Tom O'Brien | Homerton | |
| Someone randomly | Ian Horne | Churchill | |
| Miss Bennet | Charlotte Wing | New Hall | |
| hunny bunney | Hayley Watson | Homerton | |
| Shrove Tuesday | Luke Butcher | St. John's |
Produced at Thu Dec 4 18:30:14 2003