[02:01am] J_J Wilks assassinated The Knowledge
[06:30am] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory made an attempt on Welshy
[08:54am] J-J Wilks assassinated Jennifer Skene (Sinister)
[09:00am] Harmonious Jade made an attempt on de Selby
[09:50am] J_J Wilks made an attempt on JALH
[11:12am] Jon Jowett(The Mafia) double killed with Noah Rolff (red Sleeves)
[11:20am] The Baroque Manpower Policies of Tsarist Russia assassinated Tom Woolford (Aristotle)
[11:35am] The Baroque Manpower Policies of Tsarist Russia assassinated Ravi Lal-Sarin (Tender Chicken)
[12:45pm] Corkscrew assassinated Kyle Scott (The Man with No Name)
[13:36pm] Shalashaska assassinated Nick Price (Captain Sam Vimes)
[14:22pm] Debonair Chap assassinated Bilen Ahmet (G.I.Bob)
[14:40pm] Corkscrew assassinated Timothy Jones (ilfigo)
[16:20pm] T1000 assassinated Jo Richardson (Smu)
[16:45pm] compsci35 assassinated Torcuato Battaglia (hannibal)
[17:25pm] Guthrie assassinated Simon Sharp (Lord Percy)
[18:00pm] FatController assassinated Marko Cosic (cupid stunt)
[18:00pm] Barnacle assassinated Alexandra Spencer-Jones (Fetale)
[18:00pm] Harmonious Jade made an attempt on Bryn Griffiths
[21:00pm] Jonathan Hogg made an attempt on Someone randomly
[23:00pm] JJ Wilks assassinated Hana Lester (Chris)
[00:25am] Adam Dewbery(J-J Wilks) and Alex Frost (JoeyR) provide another double kill
[12:15pm] Mirabellaninani assassinated John Mark Edmundson (Little Irish Lepechaun)
[13:00pm] Diz made an attempt on John-Joseph Wilks
[13:15pm] Debonair Chap assassinated Conrad Williams (Zeussoid)
[13:15pm] compsci35 assassinated Zoeb Jiwaji (The Feathered Friend)
[13:30pm] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated Michael Jenkins (Welshy)
[14:00pm] Corkscrew made an attempt on Fried Chicken
[14:00pm] Augustus viciously emailed Logout
[14:50pm] compsci35 assassinated Richard Sidey (Skid)
[16:02pm] The Yellow Dart assassinated Franklin Zhong Lei (Agent Shield)
[16:14pm] Shot down in flames assassinated Johnny Maastricht
[16:25pm] Mean Mr. Mustard assassinated Alan Cunningham (Dr. Yes)
[17:20pm] M3g4-|>3tH-As5ASs1N-K1lLa made an attempt on A Long Grey Coat
[17:30pm] compsci35 assassinated Thomas Booth (The Duke) to complete the hat-trick
[17:35pm] M3g4-|>3tH-As5ASs1N-K1lLa assassinated Hawkgirl
[18:20pm] Diziet made an attempt on Mirabellaninani
[19:00pm] The Gentleman Assassin made an attempt on Jenny Chase
[19:15pm] Marmite assassinated David O'Doherty (Augustus)
[20:10pm] Bladud assassinated Stuart Gill (Harland Quinn)
[21:30pm] JJ Wilks assassinated Matthew Carroll (Northern Scum)
[21:50pm] The Guru assassinated Alex Labram (Corkscrew)
[22:00pm] Peter Dunn made an attempt on Lady Penelope
[22:00pm] Dark Helmet assassinated Djuke Veldhuis (Daffy)
[22:35pm] El Sicario assassinated Helen Cousins (Diziet)
[23:00pm] The Guru made an attempt on Phineas
[23:05pm] The Gentleman Assassin assassinated Ben Esche (Ben Esche)
[23:15pm] The Guru made an attempt on Tweedle Dee
[09:10am] Jennifer Chaste assassinated Jonathan Amery (Harmonious Jade)
[13:00pm] The King of Wrong assassinated Ben Zealley (Mercy)
[13:25pm] Lu Tze assassinated Martin Lester (Professional Librarian)
[13:30pm] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 killed an innocent painfully.
[13:58pm] Diziet made an attempt from beyond the grave on Dardanian Paris
[14:10pm] Guthrie assassinated Tom Carver (T1000)
[15:30pm] Anonymous Coward assassinated Georgia Walker-Churchman (sliver)
[16:45pm] Phineas made an attempt on Mean Mr. Mustard
[17:25pm] Guthrie assassinated Simeon Bird (Bladud)
[17:35pm] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 killed more innocents
[18:45pm] Mirabellaninani assassinated Isabella Eastham (Diz)
[19:00pm] The King of Wrong assassinated Elizabeth Cleave (bc)
[19:45pm] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated Robert Norton (Robert Norton)
[21:00pm] Debonair Chap made an attempt on Kazuo Kiriyama
[21:00pm] The King of Wrong made an attempt on The Yellow Dart
[21:45pm] !!ptXd!p~ assassinated Ross Fenning (The Interceptor)
[22:00pm] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated Mark Sibuns (Dark Star)
[23:31pm] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 assassinated an American
[01:00am] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 made an attempt on Lemming Hunter
[12:00pm] Professional Librarian assassinated Paul Cameron (The Angry Scotsman)
[12:05pm] You have no chance to survive, make your time! assassinated a non-player.
[13:30pm] man who eats aborted foetuses made an attempt on The King of Wrong
[16:00pm] JJ Wilkes assassinated Nick Wood (Lord FishKebab)
[18:00pm] Lord Sainsbury made an attempt on innocent bystander
[18:00pm] Lord Sainsbury made an attempt on The Minion of Myxomatosis
[18:30pm] Samba assassinated Radoslav Nespor (Shalashaska)
[19:01pm] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 made an attempt on Ian Horne
[20:00pm] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 made an attempt on Jonathan Woollgar
[20:00pm] Dark Helmet assassinated Ligia Osepciu (Dominette)
[20:30pm] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 made an attempt on Ross Edmondson
[21:00pm] Chicken Brough made an attempt on The Baroque Manpower Policies of Tsarist Russia
[21:00pm] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 made an attempt on Adam Biltcliffe
[22:25pm] The Yellow Dart assassinated Andrew Sobala (Logout)
[23:45pm] A small and unobtrusive sparrow assassinated Olly Madge (thr33)
[08:30am] Corkscrew made an attempt on Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101
[10:20am] Bryn Griffiths made an attempt on cycad
[14:00pm] Professional Librarian made an attempt on You have no chance to survive, make your time!
[15:00pm] The Guru assassinated Alex Labram (Corkscrew)
[16:00pm] steve-recede assassinated Chris Salmon (despoiler of worlds)
[16:01pm] Phineas made an attempt on Mean Mr. Mustard
[18:00pm] The Guru made an attempt on The Mafia
[19:00pm] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101(Lachlan McLean) went for the world record in mass poisoning
[20:00pm] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 assassinated Ariane Standing (Ariane Standing)
[20:50pm] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 assassinated Niall Taylor (cycad)
[21:00pm] Buffalo Gill assassinated Catherine Harris (de Selby)
[21:30pm] Shot down in flames assassinated Lachlan McLean (Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101)
[22:00pm] The Duke assassinated Adam Baird Fraser (The Guru)
[10:00am] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 reached out from beyond the grave to kill Graham Thomson (I-Zombie)
[10:59am] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 poisoned Ashley Aarons (crazy monkey man)
[12:30pm] Fraggin' Aardvark made an attempt on JJ Wilks
[15:00pm] The Soul Dealer mutilated the corpse of Graham Thomson (I-Zombie)
[15:00pm] hobart made an attempt on Whoops
[15:20pm] The Duke made an attempt on Mean Mr. Mustard
[15:30pm] Ross Edmondson assassinated his brother
[16:01pm] Papa Smurf assassinated the wrong Jenny
[16:30pm] Papa Smurf assassinated Jenny Gardner (J_J Wilks)
[17:00pm] Edward Allcutt assassinated Luke Donnan (Mean Mr. Mustard)
[14:00pm] Cyberdyne Systems Model T-101 reached out from beyond the grave to kill Stefano Debolini (You have no chance to survive, make your time!)
[18:00pm] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated Philip Charles (Mr Ixtapolapaketle)
[19:00pm] Fraggin' Aardvark made an attempt on The Minion of "You've just lost the game"
[19:30pm] Papa Smurf mutilated the corpse of Stefano Debolini (You have no chance to survive, make your time!)
[21:45pm] The Duke mutilated the corpse of Stefano Debolini (You have no chance to survive, make your time!)
[23:05pm] love-rat made an attempt on Pokey the Penguin
[09:00am] doodlebug made an attempt on Lu Tze
[10:40am] The Baroque Manpower Policies of Tsarist Russia made an attempt on Bryn Griffiths
[12:03pm] slimjim assassinated Mark Zealey (JALH)
[12:30pm] Lady Penelope assassinated Ed Thomas (Peter Dunn)
[13:50pm] Edward Allcutt assassinated Seth Thevoz (Debonair Chap)
[21:00pm] You've just lost assassinated Alexander Mustill (Dardanian Paris)
[22:00pm] Lemming made an attempt on You've just lost
[11:00am] Fraggin' Aardvark assassinated Cathy Hall (Blue Smartie)
[15:00pm] The Duke made an attempt on You've just lost
[18:00pm] Anonymous Coward assassinated David Birch (Lu Tze)
[19:55pm] smae assassinated Peyman Owladi (JJ Wilks)
[20:00pm] Triple-A assassinated Malcolm McNeill (the great big shower of bastards)
[22:00pm] Oliver McGoo made an attempt on The Elephant of Surprise
[22:15pm] Lemming Hunter assassinated Paul Smith (You've just lost)
[22:16pm] JJ Wilkes assassinated Adam Dewbery (Lemming Hunter)
[13:30pm] Triple-A made an attempt on The Fairy Godfather
[14:00pm] man who eats aborted foetuses made an attempt on The King of Wrong
[14:30pm] man who eats aborted foetuses made an attempt on The Black Panter
[15:45pm] J J Wilks made an attempt on Matthew Johnson
[19:50pm] Triple-A made an attempt on Stuart Moore
[20:18pm] The Baroque Manpower Policies of Tsarist Russia assassinated Sureshan Vadivilu (deveraux)
[22:00pm] The Gostak made an attempt on Triple-A
[07:05am] Pokey the Penguin made an attempt on Worstwart Wigwam Where Are So Noodle Cooped In?
[09:00am] FreeTibet made an attempt on Barnacle
[09:00am] The King of Wrong made an attempt on doodlebug
[10:00am] Shot down in flames assassinated Jeff Snyder (An oversize MTU)
[14:08pm] The King of Wrong assassinated Joe Lee-Moyet (The Yellow Dart)
[15:30pm] It could Be Bunnies! made an attempt on The Soul Dealer
[16:00pm] Jenny Chase assassinated (Oliver) Duncan Brewer (The Gentleman Assassin)
[17:30pm] Frenzii assassinated Stephen Mounsey (steve-recede)
[19:00pm] Mowgli made an attempt on FreeTibet
[23:20pm] The King of Wrong assassinated The Legal Non-Player (An Armed Innocent)
[00:00am] Whoops made an attempt on Adam Biltcliffe
[01:00am] Madame Dark made an attempt on one of Ric's minions
[10:30am] The Fairy Godfather made an attempt on Guthrie
[13:15pm] Fluffy Bunny Killer assassinated Philip Maltas (innocent bystander)
[15:13pm] A Long Grey Coat made an attempt on Tweedle Dee
[15:30pm] The Baroque Manpower Policies of Tsarist Russia assassinated Stuart Gooch (Lemming)
[17:40pm] The Duke mutilated the corpse of Stuart Gooch (Lemming)
[20:20pm] The Minion of Myxomatosis assassinated Timothy Staley (Crayola)
[06:55am] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated Joseph Lindsay (Worstwart Wigwam Where Are So Noodle Cooped In?)
[10:00am] Tweedle Dee made an attempt on Stuart Moore
[11:00am] Schwartzencatter The Magnificent made an attempt on Maratheoir
[12:00pm] Lars Busshom assassinated Simon Wilson (Bryn Griffiths)
[12:00pm] Buffalo Gill made an attempt on smae
[12:00pm] Buffalo Gill made an attempt on Mopoby
[12:00pm] Buffalo Gill made an attempt on $\int_{-\pi}^{+\pi}{e^{-3x^2}dx}$
[15:55pm] The Baroque Manpower Policies of Tsarist Russia mutilated the corpse of Simon Wilson (Bryn Griffiths)
[17:30pm] M3g4-|>3tH-As5ASs1N-K1lLa made an attempt on Schwartzencatter The Magnificent
[18:00pm] hunny bunney tried to blackmail It could Be Bunnies!
[18:00pm] Jenny Chase assassinated Amy Sutton (Pink Panther)
[18:05pm] Samba made an attempt on The Soul Dealer
[18:15pm] Whoops assassinated Ben Greenhalgh (The Soul Dealer)
[18:20pm] The Elephant of Surprise made an attempt on Jezsie
[19:15pm] Fried Chicken made an attempt on A Long Grey Coat
[19:31pm] Maratheoir made an attempt on A Long Grey Coat
[20:00pm] Oliver McGoo made an attempt on Abigail Baker
[20:20pm] !!ptXd!p~ assassinated Laurie Scher (FreeTibet)
[23:00pm] Shrove Tuesday made an attempt on Abigail Baker
[07:45am] L'Homme Fatal assassinated Benjamin Deery (Whoops)
[08:30am] On a mission from Glod made an attempt on smae
[09:00am] Keeper of the Dancing Penguins made an attempt on Dark Helmet
[12:00pm] Marmite assassinated an innocent neighbour
[14:45pm] Someone randomly assassinated Robin Scott (bobman)
[16:30pm] The Masked Avenger assassinated Jonathan Richardson (doodlebug)
[17:00pm] Marmite assassinated Thomas De Rivaz (The fuzzy hand of the law)
[17:50pm] The Being of Pure Energy made an attempt on azariel
[18:15pm] Komodo assassinated David Guarrera (hobart)
[18:20pm] Anonymous Coward made an attempt on Lady Penelope
[20:00pm] Mopoby made an attempt on Chicken Brough
[20:40pm] Mokhtar Ben Mokhtar made an attempt on The Minion of Myxomatosis
[20:59pm] Miss Bennet made an attempt on Marmite
[21:10pm] Komodo assassinated Christian Buckingham (bob)
[21:30pm] Marmite assassinated Jack Vickeridge (Athena)
[21:30pm] An Agglutination of Chthonic Panjandra assassinated Joe Kearney (Lord Sainsbury)
[21:45pm] An Agglutination of Chthonic Panjandra assassinated Sue Monaghan (Tweedle Dum)
[22:00pm] Marmite assassinated Edward Green (Borris)
[22:00pm] Edward Allcutt assassinated Maria Rembert (i cant think of onr right now)
[22:00pm] James Horder and John-Joseph Wilks went inco-bashing
[22:00pm] The Minion of "You've just lost the game" went inco-bashing
[22:20pm] Adam Biltcliffe and co. went inco-bashing
[22:20pm] The Badger made an attempt on Samba
[23:04pm] The Girtonator assassinated Richard Pygott (The Black Panter)
[01:30am] The Duke assassinated James Green (thom yorke)
[06:30am] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated Alastair Gee (HannibALI)
[06:35am] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated Helen Walter (azariel)
[07:01am] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated Michael Armstrong (chidder)
[08:20am] The Minion of "You've just lost the game" assassinated Charles Di Castiglione (El Presidente)
[08:30am] The Minion of "You've just lost the game" made an attempt on Papa Smurf
[08:45am] Frenzii assassinated Alastair Hay (Barnacle)
[09:00am] The Minion of "You've just lost the game" assassinated Aidan Parker (Space Monkey)
[13:45pm] Anonymous Coward assassinated Sam Jewell (love-rat)
[14:30pm] slimjim mutilated the corpse of James Green (thom yorke)
[16:30pm] Chris Field made an attempt on Persephone
[17:00pm] On a mission from Glod assassinated Ralph Clark (Chicken Brough)
[17:10pm] On a mission from Glod assassinated Antonia Constance Baker (The Black Widow)
[18:20pm] The Gostak assassinated Sean Farrington (Wooly Bully)
[19:25pm] The King of Wrong mutilated the corpse of Aidan Parker (Space Monkey)
[22:00pm] Komodo assassinated Alex Thomson (Holden Caulfield)
[10:12am] A Long Grey Coat made an attempt on Tweedle Dee
[13:00pm] L'Homme Fatal assassinated Eleanor Sibley (Persephone)
[18:00pm] Guthrie assassinated Serena Allery (Jezsie)
[18:00pm] Dark Helmet assassinated Hayley Gullen (J J Wilks AKA Mirabellaninani)
[18:55pm] El Sicario resigned from the game dramatically
[07:40am] The Gostak assassinated Roisin Mulvaney (Triple-A)
[08:50am] Professional Librarian made an attempt on Dr. Evil
[10:30am] Jenny Chase assassinated Nathan Bowler (Jenny Chaser AKA slimjim AKA JJ Wilkes AKA compsci35)
[10:31am] Jenny Chase assassinated John-Joseph Wilks (John-Joseph Wilks AKA The Badger)
[10:35am] Jenny Chaser reached out from beyond the grave to kill Jenny Chase (Mokhtar Ben Mokhtar)
[13:30pm] smae made an attempt on Bobby Digital
[14:15pm] man who eats aborted foetuses made an attempt on The King of Wrong
[15:00pm] The Duke assassinated John Niland (Bobby Digital)
[15:50pm] $\int_{-\pi}^{+\pi}{e^{-3x^2}dx}$ made an attempt on Madame Dark
[18:15pm] Someone randomly assassinated Jochen Smolka (Papa Smurf)
[18:40pm] On a mission from Glod assassinated Yuan Shen (smae)
[19:00pm] Jonathan Hogg assassinated Abigail Baker (Abigail Baker AKA The Elephant of Surprise)
[08:57am] Professional Librarian assassinated Anjan Soumyanarayanan (Dr. Evil)
[12:45pm] Anonymous Coward assassinated Robert Dison (Lady Penelope)
[13:00pm] Lestrade disturbed the rest of Dr. Evil
[13:10pm] The Man in White assassinated Stuart Moore (Stuart Moore AKA Fried Chicken)
[15:15pm] The King of Wrong made an attempt on Eric
[15:25pm] It could Be Bunnies! made an attempt on Fluffy Bunny Killer
[15:33pm] Keeper of the Dancing Penguins assassinated Glenn Harris (FatController)
[15:35pm] The King of Wrong mutilated the corpse of Glenn Harris (FatController)
[16:30pm] Jennifer Chaste made an attempt on Maratheoir
[17:00pm] man who eats aborted foetuses had a heated altercation with The Duke
[18:45pm] The Girtonator assassinated Gordon Ball (Anonymous Coward)
[20:15pm] L'Homme Fatal assassinated Christopher Wright (Fluffy Bunny Killer)
[08:30am] The Fairy Godfather made an attempt on Keeper of the Dancing Penguins
[09:50am] Maratheoir made an attempt on Marmite
[12:53pm] Jar Jar Wilks assassinated Martin O'Leary (The Fairy Godfather)
[15:55pm] James Osborn assassinated Jonathan Hogg (Oliver McGoo AKA Jonathan Hogg AKA The Minion of "You've just lost the game")
[16:10pm] Professional Librarian made an attempt on The New Lad Joe-Bob and his Electric Truncheon
[16:30pm] man who eats aborted foetuses made an attempt on The New Lad Joe-Bob and his Electric Truncheon
[19:05pm] The Minion of Myxomatosis made an attempt on Madame Dark
[19:30pm] The Masked Avenger made an attempt on The King of Wrong
[19:40pm] Severian assassinated Tom Hounsham (The Being of Pure Energy)
[20:30pm] The Duke made an attempt on Madame Dark
[07:00am] The Masked Avenger made an attempt on The King of Wrong
[08:30am] The space aliens Oglethorpe and Emory made an attempt on A Long Grey Coat
[09:30am] Lars Busshom made an attempt on Bryony Baines
[12:45pm] Samba made an attempt on Xanthophobia
[12:45pm] The Gostak made an attempt on Samba
[13:48pm] Professional Librarian assassinated Susanna Rickard (Madame Dark)
[16:00pm] Marmite made an attempt on Buffalo Gill
[18:00pm] Mowgli assassinated Ruaridh Buchanan (The New Lad Joe-Bob and his Electric Truncheon)
[18:00pm] Shrove Tuesday made an attempt on Chris Field
[22:00pm] Ei Ei Phyu Htut (Tweedle Dee) called it a day
[14:15pm] Jennifer Chaste assassinated Simon Sprague (Lars Busshom)
[01:15am] Evil Scum Who Deserved to Die assassinated James Osborn (Snapdragon is mildly annoyed that he didn't get to use the cool psudeonym that he had thought of, namely : A quasi-literary psudeonym chosen to make me look dangerous and mysterious, like having X as a middle initial, such as, oh, I don't know, The Shadow, which actually makes me look like a bit of lamer, especially as I think I'm really cool and elite, but I'm oh so not, I mean, see how long I've made this psudeonym, but I've never written any interesting AKA James Osborn AKA M3g4-|>3tH-As5ASs1N-K1lLa)
[01:16am] Marmite assassinated Russ Williams (Evil Scum Who Deserved to Die AKA The King of Wrong)
[11:55am] An Agglutination of Chthonic Panjandra mutilated the corpse of Ruaridh Buchanan (The New Lad Joe-Bob and his Electric Truncheon)
[13:59pm] Adam Biltcliffe assassinated Bennett Rogers (Huckleberry)
[15:00pm] Kiri made an attempt on L'Homme Fatal
[16:00pm] Fraggin' Aardvark assassinated Michael Mann (Mowgli)
[16:18pm] A Long Grey Coat made an attempt on Schwartzencatter The Magnificent
[19:30pm] Maratheoir assassinated James Horder (James Horder AKA Schwartzencatter The Magnificent AKA Phineas)
[20:00pm] Lestrade made an attempt on The Duke
[10:00am] Neither Crackle nor Pop assassinated Johannes Nordstrom (L'Homme Fatal)
[11:00am] The Minion of Myxomatosis assassinated Hannah Burton (Marmite AKA Neither Crackle nor Pop)
[11:30am] $\int_{-\pi}^{+\pi}{e^{-3x^2}dx}$ made an attempt on Miss Bennet
[17:00pm] Dark Helmet made an attempt on Guthrie
[17:35pm] Guthrie made an attempt on !!ptXd!p~
[18:00pm] Komodo made an attempt on Mopoby
[18:00pm] Gretchen in the house of Wolves assassinated Gillian Conquest (Buffalo Gill)
[18:30pm] The Girtonator mutilated the corpse of Gillian Conquest (Buffalo Gill)
[19:50pm] The Girtonator assassinated Kirsty Dootson (Mopoby)
[20:25pm] Professional Librarian mutilated the corpse of Kirsty Dootson (Mopoby)
[20:30pm] Komodo mutilated the corpse of Kirsty Dootson (Mopoby)
[21:00pm] Kiri made an attempt on Keeper of the Dancing Penguins
[06:55am] The Gostak made an attempt on Keeper of the Dancing Penguins
[07:50am] Xanthophobia made an attempt on Miss Bennet
[10:55am] It could Be Bunnies! assassinated Ross Edmondson (Kiri AKA Ross Edmondson AKA Komodo)
[12:00pm] The Duke assassinated Nathan Bowler (mewont2kEl)
[16:40pm] Professional Librarian made an attempt on Miss Bennet
[17:30pm] Dark Helmet made an attempt on Miss Bennet
[18:10pm] The Masked Avenger assassinated Stephen Petitt (Dark Helmet)
[19:00pm] Samba received a dodgy letter
[22:00pm] The Minion of Myxomatosis assassinated Bryony Baines (Gretchen in the house of Wolves AKA Bryony Baines AKA On a mission from Glod AKA Frenzii AKA Shot down in flames)
[10:15am] Keeper of the Dancing Penguins made an attempt on Guthrie
[12:05pm] Miss Bennet assassinated Philip Bridge (The Masked Avenger)
[12:30pm] Edward Allcutt made an attempt on Aidan Robison
[14:30pm] The Duke made an attempt on Miss Bennet
[17:00pm] Jennifer Chaste made an attempt on Maratheoir
[19:30pm] Lestrade assassinated Thomas Booth (The Duke)
[00:00am] The Umpire thunderbolted Tom O'Brien (Eric)
[10:00am] Samba assassinated Aidan Robison (The Space Aliens Oglethorpe and Emory AKA Kazuo Kiriyama AKA Pokey the Penguin AKA The Man in White AKA Xanthophobia)
[20:30pm] Professional Librarian made an attempt on Someone randomly
[20:45pm] Professional Librarian made an attempt on Miss Bennet
[21:10pm] Zarcana assassinated Paul Fox (Keeper of the Dancing Penguins)
[22:30pm] The Girtonator made an attempt on Someone randomly
[00:24am] Samba assassinated Adam Biltcliffe (Zarcana AKA Jar Jar Wilks AKA The Gostak)
[14:44pm] Someone randomly assassinated Radoslav Nespor (Martini, shaken not stirred)
[14:45pm] Professional Librarian assassinated Ian Horne (Ian Horne AKA Someone randomly)
[15:45pm] Lestrade mutilated the corpse of Ian Horne (Ian Horne AKA Someone randomly)
[21:00pm] JoeyR made an attempt on man who eats aborted foetuses
[10:00am] man who eats aborted foetuses assassinated Matthew Carroll (Northern Scum)
[08:00am] A Long Grey Coat made an attempt on Shrove Tuesday
[15:00pm] Fraggin' Aardvark made an attempt on man who eats aborted foetuses
[16:00pm] $\int_{-\pi}^{+\pi}{e^{-3x^2}dx}$ assassinated Charlotte Wing (Miss Bennet)
[16:15pm] Maratheoir made an attempt on A Long Grey Coat
[19:00pm] Lestrade disturbed the rest of Miss Bennet
[23:30pm] Kakariki assassinated Richard Sidey (Skid)
[09:03am] An Agglutination of Chthonic Panjandra assassinated John Mark Edmundson (The honerable cop)
[11:00am] Jacob Collins noticed some strange happenings
[12:02pm] The space-police space alien policemen Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated Nick Wood (JamNCheez)
[12:55pm] one of Ric's minions assassinated Luke Donnan (Plod)
[17:25pm] Guthrie assassinated David Birch (U-Lary)
[17:35pm] Kakariki mutilated the corpse of David Birch (U-Lary)
[17:50pm] Kakariki assassinated David Guarrera (hobart)
[18:10pm] Kakariki made an attempt on Wilbur Kookmeyer
[19:00pm] It could Be Bunnies! made an attempt on man who eats aborted foetuses
[19:11pm] Professional Librarian disturbed the rest of U-Lary
[20:30pm] man who eats aborted foetuses assassinated Ben Esche (Gaius)
[00:00am] The Umpire assassinated Hayley Watson (hunny bunney)
[15:30pm] Anonymous Coward assassinated Adam Baird Fraser (Master of Irony)
[19:10pm] Kakariki miserably tried to kill The Umpire
[06:04am] Professional Librarian assassinated Luke Butcher (Shrove Tuesday)
[13:00pm] Lestrade mutilated the corpse of Luke Butcher (Shrove Tuesday)
[14:50pm] one of one of Ric's minions' minions made an attempt on Kakariki
[17:20pm] The space-police space alien policemen Oglethorpe and Emory assassinated David O'Doherty (Augustus)
[17:40pm] Guthrie made an attempt on one of one of Ric's minions' minions
[17:50pm] Samba assassinated Jon Jowett (The Mafia)
[18:20pm] Harmonious Jade mutilated the corpse of Augustus
[18:30pm] An Agglutination of Chthonic Panjandra assassinated Diana O'Carroll (tropical pole-vaulter)
[12:30pm] Number 5 assassinated David Turton (Maratheoir)
[14:00pm] Number 5 made an attempt on Samba
[15:40pm] !!ptXd!p~ made an attempt on Guthrie
[08:30am] A Long Grey Coat made an attempt on one of one of Ric's minions' minions
[19:15pm] The Girtonator went looking for incos and criminals
[20:00pm] Fraggin' Aardvark made an attempt on man who eats aborted foetuses
[18:40pm] Samba made an attempt on A Long Grey Coat
[22:00pm] Lestrade made an attempt on Kakariki
[17:00pm] Anonymous Coward made an attempt on Kakariki
[19:15pm] Lestrade assassinated William Barrett (man who eats aborted foetuses)
[20:23pm] It could Be Bunnies! assassinated Jonathan Woollgar (A Long Grey Coat)
[19:45pm] The Minion of Myxomatosis assassinated Fraser Clark (Guthrie)
[20:15pm] Kakariki assassinated Martin Lester (Professional Librarian)
[08:20am] $\int_{-\pi}^{+\pi}{e^{-3x^2}dx}$ made an attempt on JJ Wilkes Booth
[08:58am] Jennifer Chaste assassinated Chris Field (JJ Wilkes Booth AKA Chris Field AKA Fraggin' Aardvark)
[08:58am] Jennifer Chaste assassinated Neill Campbell (It could Be Bunnies!)
[16:50pm] Kakariki was killed by The space-police space alien policemen Oglethorpe and Emory who nobly took a bullet in the act
[17:20pm] Stumid made an attempt on Wilbur Kookmeyer
[17:30pm] A small and unobtrusive sparrow made an attempt on The Minion of Myxomatosis
[11:20am] Jennifer Chaste made an attempt on Samba
[19:00pm] An Agglutination of Chthonic Panjandra assassinated James Horder (Schwartzencatter The Magnificent)
[19:00pm] The Girtonator assassinated Noah Rolff (Wilbur Kookmeyer)
[11:30am] The Minion of Myxomatosis made an attempt on !!ptXd!p~
[13:10pm] Anonymous Coward assassinated Alex Frost (JoeyR)
[13:00pm] !!ptXd!p~ made an attempt on The Minion of Myxomatosis
[15:00pm] It all goes quiet...
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