| Pseudonym: | Name: | College: | |
| Paul | Paul Nery | Churchill College | |
| joker | Michael Gun-Why | St John's College | |
| freak | Diana O'Carroll | Magdalene College | |
| Whoopie | Tomos Davies | Emmanuel College | |
| Lucky Pierre | Ross McElwain | Downing College | |
| Michaelator II | Edward Levene | Fitzwilliam College | |
| Unipidity | Michael Inkson | Christ's College | |
| Doctor Embargo Mansion House Gumb Gumb Cord Blood Ham Care A Sick West Wind Brings It | Joey Churches Lindsay | Gonville & Caius | |
| ace_jon | Jonathan Richardson | Hughes Hall | |
| Minister of Moonwalking | Patrick (Huan) Cao | Selwyn College | |
| Quiet | Iain Ezra Macdonald (Ezra) | King's College | |
| The Body in the Library | Polly Meeks | Trinity Hall | |
| Fidel Castro | Ross Fenning | Christ's College | |
| Hi Ho Silver | Kyle Maddison | Jesus College | |
| Greebo | Paul Taylor | Queens' College | |
| Saruman | Pippa Margaret Seal | Christ's College | |
| Witless | Niall Taylor | Magdalene College | |
| aka | Benedikt Frank | Selwyn College | |
| Bald Rabbit | Tom Hounsham | Girton College | |
| Nerves of Steel | Fabrizio d'Adda di Fagagna | None |
Produced at Sat Mar 8 16:07:35 2003