[08 Mar 16:05] The Scottish Umpire thunderbolted Nerves of Steel AKA Death Count (Fabrizio d'Adda di Fagagna)
[07 Mar 15:56] Handwash Only assassinated Dreamer of Electric Sheep (Chris Field)
[06 Mar 18:00] A vicious bolt of lightning coincidentally the other end of which is attached to the finger of an all-powerful, and going by past experience, fairly drunk umpire obliterating the target in question, who really shouldn't have made themself a valid target for the police, but never mind, you take what you can. assassinated Bald Rabbit (Tom Hounsham)
[06 Mar 15:30] Citrix made an attempt on One of The Umpires
[03 Mar 21:00] Dreamer of Electric Sheep assassinated Trinity (Hannah Burton)
[05 Mar 20:19] The Umpires thunderbolted aka (Benedikt Frank)
[05 Mar 17:30] Esmerelda and the bouncing baby assassinated John Haigh (Animal)
[04 Mar 14:30] Esmerelda and the bouncing baby assassinated Sir Not Appearing in this Game AKA Sheridan (Jonathan Hogg)
[02 Mar 13:00] Dreamer of Electric Sheep made an attempt on Bald Rabbit
[02 Mar 13:00] Dreamer of Electric Sheep made an attempt on Love Is The Key
[03 Mar 11:00] Love Is The Key assassinated The Minister of Being A Game Too Late AKA Saint Valentine AKA Rosemary Warner AKA Armadillo AKA A Bull in a China Shop (Rosemary Warner)
[28 Feb 09:00] Love Is The Key made an attempt on A Bull in a China Shop
[28 Feb 16:00] Unquiet Shade made an attempt on Dreamer of Electric Sheep
[27 Feb 18:00] Sheridan made an attempt on Esmerelda and the bouncing baby
[27 Feb 16:00] Esmerelda and the bouncing baby made an attempt on Sheridan
[24 Feb 12:00] Rosemary Warner made an attempt on Fabrizio d'Adda di Fagagna
[24 Feb 12:00] The Minister of Being A Game Too Late made an attempt on Death Count
[24 Feb 14:52] PC Holzhauer under investigation!
[21 Feb 17:00] Dreamer of Electric Sheep made an attempt on Tom Hounsham
[21 Feb 15:10] Dreamer of Electric Sheep made an attempt on John Haigh
[22 Feb 21:30] Trinity assassinated Sir James The Rose AKA Oasis AKA Dr. Watson AKA Jenny Chase AKA Mat Cauthon (Jenny Chase)
[22 Feb 17:00] Sir James The Rose assassinated Fred Cheung
[22 Feb 16:55] Sir James The Rose assassinated A Collection Of False Hats And Moustaches (Martin O'Leary)
[22 Feb 17:05] Sir James The Rose assassinated Special Agent "Dangerous" (David Chow)
[22 Feb 17:00] Sir James The Rose assassinated The Man with the Golden Gnu (Michael Dnes)
[20 Feb 23:00] Handwash Only assassinated Mighty Pej (Peter McIntyre)
[22 Feb 16:00] A vicious bolt of lightning coincidentally the other end of which is attached to the finger of an all-powerful, and going by past experience, fairly drunk umpire obliterating the target in question, who really shouldn't have made themself a valid target for the police, but never mind, you take what you can. assassinated Blessed Is He Who (Adam Mark Griggs Biltcliffe)
[22 Feb 15:35] Sir James The Rose foully slew The Umpire
[21 Feb 13:20] Sheridan made an attempt on Animal
[22 Feb 10:05] Blessed Is He Who assassinated Handwash Only (Edward Allcutt)
[21 Feb 13:15] Sir Not Appearing in this Game made an attempt on Love Is The Key
[21 Feb 13:00] Love Is The Key disturbed the rest of furball
[21 Feb 13:00] Oasis assassinated furball (Hanna Wallach)
[20 Feb 21:00] Handwash Only assassinated Sally Clough (Sally Clough)
[20 Feb 15:00] Dreamer of Electric Sheep assassinated Red Cat (Catherine Hall (Cathy))
[20 Feb 16:48] Officer of the Yard assassinated Penfold AKA A random assassin AKA Jon Jowett AKA The Shadow (Jon Jowett)
[13 Feb 22:00] furball made an attempt on Red Cat
[20 Feb 15:43] The Shadow disturbed the rest of The leper messiah
[14 Feb 14:00] Saint Valentine assassinated The leper messiah (Christopher Wright (Chris))
[17 Feb 19:10] A Collection Of False Hats And Moustaches made an attempt on Guardian Angel
[20 Feb 20:45] Dreamer of Electric Sheep assassinated 5 o'clock folly (Jonathan Paul Woollgar)
[19 Feb 00:23] A vicious bolt of lightning coincidentally the other end of which is attached to the finger of an all-powerful, and going by past experience, fairly drunk umpire obliterating the target in question, who really shouldn't have made themself a valid target for the police, but never mind, you take what you can. assassinated Guardian Angel (Stuart Fraser)
[18 Feb 23:27] The Umpire Thunderbolted Witless (Niall Taylor)
[18 Feb 14:20] Handwash Only assassinated The Doctor (Daniel Egcumbe)
[17 Feb 13:10] A vicious bolt of lightning coincidentally the other end of which is attached to the finger of an all-powerful, and going by past experience, fairly drunk umpire obliterating the target in question, who really shouldn't have made themself a valid target for the police, but never mind, you take what you can. made an attempt on Guardian Angel
[14 Feb 22:00] 5 o'clock folly made an attempt on Dreamer of Electric Sheep
[17 Feb 18:15] Blessed Is He Who assassinated The Bastard Officer From Hell AKA CowboyNeal (Jeff Snyder)
[17 Feb 07:30] 5 o'clock folly made an attempt on The Bastard Officer From Hell
[17 Feb 07:55] Blessed Is He Who made an attempt on 5 o'clock folly
[14 Feb 20:00] Rosemary Warner assassinated A man called Martin (Lachlan McLean)
[16 Feb 15:00] Lots of Assassins Executed The traitor formally known as Adler AKA Adler (Jennifer Curtis)
[13 Feb 21:00] Dreamer of Electric Sheep made an attempt on Hubert Arctures of Trilonia Prime
[13 Feb 23:07] Penfold assassinated Hubert Arctures of Trilonia Prime (David Michael Knipe)
[10 Feb 18:00] Death Count made an attempt on Rosemary Warner
[12 Feb 23:30] The Bastard Officer From Hell made an attempt on MI$ER
[13 Feb 21:00] The Man with the Golden Gnu assassinated MI$ER (Arish Bharucha)
[14 Feb 00:30] Sheridan made an attempt on The leper messiah
[13 Feb 17:00] The Umpires Thunderbolted Saruman (Pippa Margaret Seal)
[13 Feb 09:05] Red Cat made an attempt on Hanna Wallach
[13 Feb 18:30] Oasis assassinated Rampant Plagiarism (Ian Horne)
[12 Feb 18:45] Animal assassinated His Divine Grace A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada AKA Colin Custard, Vassal of Death (Niall Spooner-Harvey)
[12 Feb 18:15] aka assassinated Alexander Wurtz ((Oliver) Duncan Brewer)
[11 Feb 13:00] Esmerelda and the bouncing baby assassinated Medusa (Hannah Burton)
[10 Feb 16:00] His Divine Grace A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada mutilated the corpse of Hi Ho Silver (Kyle Maddison)
[10 Feb 13:20] A man called Martin mutilated the corpse of Hi Ho Silver (Kyle Maddison)
[11 Feb 17:00] Bald Rabbit assassinated Doctor Jim (James Higginson (Jim))
[11 Feb 00:15] Red Cat assassinated Greebo (Paul Taylor)
[10 Feb 23:20] Bald Rabit mutilated the corpse of Hi Ho Silver (Kyle Maddison)
[10 Feb 19:50] Rampant Plagiarism mutilated the corpse of Hi Ho Silver (Kyle Maddison)
[09 Feb 21:30] Sheridan assassinated Hi Ho Silver (Kyle Maddison)
[10 Feb 12:20] Nephthys assassinated Adler (Jennifer Curtis)
[08 Feb 18:30] Medusa assassinated Rand al'Thor (John-Joseph Wilks (JJ))
[07 Feb 22:00] Hubert Arctures of Trilonia Prime assassinated Smeadle (ALI Leslie Gee)
[08 Feb 13:24] Fidel Castro reached out from beyond the grave to kill Handwash Only (Edward Allcutt)
[08 Feb 13:24] Handwash Only assassinated Fidel Castro (Ross Fenning)
[05 Feb 17:50] Alexander Wurtz made an attempt on aka
[07 Feb 17:55] Doctor Jim assassinated 5 o'clock folly (Jonathan Paul Woollgar)
[07 Feb 17:55] Doctor Jim assassinated Mighty Pej (Peter McIntyre)
[08 Feb 01:00] Guardian Angel assassinated Edith T. Hutt (James R. Bowe)
[07 Feb 14:48] Blessed Is He Who disturbed the rest of Quiet
[07 Feb 09:50] Medusa made an attempt on Rand al'Thor
[07 Feb 17:30] Mat Cauthon assassinated speedy (Laura Kemp)
[07 Feb 09:00] Rosemary Warner assassinated Quiet (Iain Ezra Macdonald (Ezra))
[07 Feb 09:00] furball made an attempt on aka
[07 Feb 13:15] The leper messiah assassinated Your Friendly Neighbourhood Democratic Anarchist (Steven Cooper)
[07 Feb 12:10] Nephthys assassinated The Body in the Library (Polly Meeks)
[06 Feb 22:00] Penfold assassinated PolarTiger (Michael Kaye (Delph))
[06 Feb 19:00] Handwash Only assassinated Minister of Moonwalking
[01 Feb 20:00] Edith T. Hutt made an attempt on Unipidity
[05 Feb 16:30] Handwash Only assassinated ace_jon (Jonathan Richardson)
[05 Feb 15:30] Rosemary Warner assassinated Doctor Embargo Mansion House Gumb Gumb Cord Blood Ham Care A Sick West Wind Brings It
[05 Feb 08:40] Bald Rabit made an attempt on Death Count
[31 Jan 11:00] Your Friendly Neighbourhood Democratic Anarchist made an attempt on Animal
[04 Feb 18:38] aka assassinated The Unexperienced Fresher (Thomas Michael Garnett)
[04 Feb 16:15] Dr. Watson assassinated The Jaguar (David Patrick Doupe)
[03 Feb 13:00] A random assassin assassinated Crazy Bob (Stephen Horne)
[02 Feb 17:17] A random assassin assassinated Unipidity
[02 Feb 18:20] A man called Martin assassinated Kakariki (Ross Edmondson)
[02 Feb 18:20] A man called Martin assassinated Ric Brackenbury AKA A Lousy Poison Letter (Ric Brackenbury)
[31 Jan 08:30] PolarTiger made an attempt on Jon Jowett
[01 Feb 14:15] Armadillo assassinated Arthur Ludorum
[02 Feb 18:02] Death Count made an attempt on A Lousy Poison Letter
[01 Feb 18:25] Kakariki made an attempt on Quiet
[01 Feb 18:15] Arthur Ludorum reached out from beyond the grave to kill Michaelator II (Edward Levene)
[01 Feb 13:10] The Jaguar mutilated the corpse of Lucky Pierre (Ross McElwain)
[01 Feb 13:28] Rampant Plagiarism takes revenge on The Ground
[31 Jan 20:00] Dreamer of Electric Sheep made an attempt on Arthur Ludorum
[31 Jan 20:00] Dreamer of Electric Sheep made an attempt on Quiet
[31 Jan 21:56] Witless assassinated freak (Diana O'Carroll)
[31 Jan 22:30] Hubert Arctures of Trilonia Prime disturbed the rest of Paul
[31 Jan 09:00] Arthur Ludorum assassinated Paul (Paul Nery)
[30 Jan 12:30] A man called Martin made an attempt on joker
[31 Jan 21:30] The Man with the Golden Gnu assassinated joker (Michael Gun-Why)
[01 Feb 01:45] The Shadow assassinated Whoopie (Tomos Davies)
[01 Feb 10:10] Jenny Chase assassinated Lucky Pierre (Ross McElwain)
[31 Jan 19:30] Fidel Castro disturbed the rest of Stryder
[31 Jan 20:00] Peter Bailey Resigned
[31 Jan 10:00] Stryder made an attempt on Rampant Plagiarism
[31 Jan 16:05] Medusa assassinated Stryder ((Robert) Alex Marsh)
[31 Jan 16:00] Medusa assassinated Pacifist (Michael Mann)
[31 Jan 15:45] speedy assassinated 5 o'clock folly (Jonathan Paul Woollgar)
[31 Jan 13:30] Sheridan assassinated The Frumious Bandersnatch (Hannah Fogg)
[31 Jan 18:00] Esmerelda and the bouncing baby made an attempt on Medusa
[31 Jan 16:30] Hi Ho Silver assassinated James Osborn AKA An English Bowman (James Osborn)
[31 Jan 10:00] The leper messiah made an attempt on Your Friendly Neighbourhood Democratic Anarchist
[27 Jan 18:30] Ric Brackenbury made an attempt on Horatio
[31 Jan 23:59] The Ground Made an Attempt on Matthew Garrett
[27 Jan 13:20] Death Count assassinated Acquiesce (David Reid)
[30 Jan 15:00] Animal made an attempt on Crazy Bob
[30 Jan 19:40] The Body in the Library assassinated The Doctor (Daniel Egcumbe)
[28 Jan 23:30] Death Count assassinated Horatio (Jan Alexander Cristina)
[30 Jan 23:00] Doctor Jim made an attempt on Bald Rabit
[30 Jan 21:30] The Shadow assassinated A random Ed (Edward Allcutt)
[26 Jan 21:50] Kakariki made an attempt on A man called Martin
[30 Jan 11:10] aka assassinated CowboyNeal (Jeff Snyder)
[29 Jan 08:15] Animal made an attempt on Dreamer of Electric Sheep
[29 Jan 11:10] Bald Rabit made an attempt on 5 o'clock folly
[28 Jan 16:00] Death Count assassinated Invisible floating torso man (Aaron Dale)
[29 Jan 17:45] The Shadow made an attempt on Crazy Bob
[28 Jan 20:21] Minister of Moonwalking assassinated The Duck Of Death (Johannes Nordström)
[28 Jan 20:20] The Duck Of Death assassinated SBV (Philip Maltas)
[28 Jan 20:00] Minister of Moonwalking made an attempt on Rosemary Warner
[25 Jan 15:35] Rand al'Thor assassinated Zeussoid (Conrad Williams)
[28 Jan 16:05] Bald Rabit made an attempt on 5 o'clock folly
[28 Jan 20:10] Red Cat assassinated Evil Jacket Potato Killer (Angela Rayner)
[28 Jan 19:51] Saruman assassinated summit stoopid (Roisin Mulvaney)
[26 Jan 13:45] Susan 'Sauron' Bayly made an attempt on The Shadow
[28 Jan 13:30] Sheridan assassinated The CHILD with the Snozcumbers for tea (Alice Myerson)
[28 Jan 17:55] Jenny Chase assassinated Emporer Muulex XV (Matt Laycock)
[28 Jan 11:00] Rampant Plagiarism assassinated Rogue Angel (Stuart Fraser)
[27 Jan 17:30] Stryder assassinated Susan 'Sauron' Bayly (ALI Leslie Gee)
[27 Jan 14:27] James Osborn assassinated Adler (Jennifer Curtis)
[27 Jan 13:03] The Unexperienced Fresher assassinated A giant hluffy famster from the router eaches sof pace (Ed Nokes)
[26 Jan 22:02] Animal assassinated Mr Black
[26 Jan 22:00] Mr Black assassinated Colin Custard, Vassal of Death
[27 Jan 07:50] Crazy Bob assassinated Blessed Is He Who
[26 Jan 20:10] Rosemary Warner assassinated Jayemie (John Mark Edmundson (John-Mark))
[26 Jan 16:55] Mat Cauthon assassinated MI$ER
[26 Jan 11:20] The Jaguar assassinated The Man with the Golden Gnu
[25 Jan 20:25] Rand al'Thor assassinated Red Ivan (Philip Bustin)
[25 Jan 09:10] The leper messiah assassinated Lava Lamp (Rob Macintosh)
[24 Jan 22:01] Masseter assassinated Michaelator (Zoeb Jiwaji)
[25 Jan 13:30] The Shadow made an attempt on The CHILD with the Snozcumbers for tea
[25 Jan 15:10] The Shadow assassinated WraithX (Edward Wilhelm Green (Ed))
[25 Jan 15:05] The Shadow assassinated Zadok The Priest (Ian Blaney)
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