[22:01pm] Masseter assassinated Michaelator (Zoeb Jiwaji)
[09:10am] The leper messiah assassinated Lava Lamp (Rob Macintosh)
[13:30pm] The Shadow made an attempt on The CHILD with the Snozcumbers for tea
[15:05pm] The Shadow assassinated Zadok The Priest (Ian Blaney)
[15:10pm] The Shadow assassinated WraithX (Edward Wilhelm Green (Ed))
[15:35pm] Rand al'Thor assassinated Zeussoid (Conrad Williams)
[20:25pm] Rand al'Thor assassinated Red Ivan (Philip Bustin)
[11:20am] The Jaguar assassinated The Man with the Golden Gnu
[13:45pm] Susan 'Sauron' Bayly made an attempt on The Shadow
[16:55pm] Mat Cauthon assassinated MI$ER
[20:10pm] Rosemary Warner assassinated Jayemie (John Mark Edmundson (John-Mark))
[21:50pm] Kakariki made an attempt on A man called Martin
[22:00pm] Mr Black assassinated Colin Custard, Vassal of Death
[22:02pm] Animal assassinated Mr Black
[07:50am] Crazy Bob assassinated Blessed Is He Who
[13:03pm] The Unexperienced Fresher assassinated A giant hluffy famster from the router eaches sof pace (Ed Nokes)
[13:20pm] Death Count assassinated Acquiesce (David Reid)
[14:27pm] James Osborn assassinated Adler (Jennifer Curtis)
[17:30pm] Stryder assassinated Susan 'Sauron' Bayly (ALI Leslie Gee)
[18:30pm] Ric Brackenbury made an attempt on Horatio
[11:00am] Rampant Plagiarism assassinated Rogue Angel (Stuart Fraser)
[13:30pm] Sheridan assassinated The CHILD with the Snozcumbers for tea (Alice Myerson)
[16:00pm] Death Count assassinated Invisible floating torso man (Aaron Dale)
[16:05pm] Bald Rabit made an attempt on 5 o'clock folly
[17:55pm] Jenny Chase assassinated Emporer Muulex XV (Matt Laycock)
[19:51pm] Saruman assassinated summit stoopid (Roisin Mulvaney)
[20:00pm] Minister of Moonwalking made an attempt on Rosemary Warner
[20:10pm] Red Cat assassinated Evil Jacket Potato Killer (Angela Rayner)
[20:20pm] The Duck Of Death assassinated SBV (Philip Maltas)
[20:21pm] Minister of Moonwalking assassinated The Duck Of Death (Johannes Nordström)
[23:30pm] Death Count assassinated Horatio (Jan Alexander Cristina)
[08:15am] Animal made an attempt on Dreamer of Electric Sheep
[11:10am] Bald Rabit made an attempt on 5 o'clock folly
[17:45pm] The Shadow made an attempt on Crazy Bob
[11:10am] aka assassinated CowboyNeal (Jeff Snyder)
[12:30pm] A man called Martin made an attempt on joker
[15:00pm] Animal made an attempt on Crazy Bob
[19:40pm] The Body in the Library assassinated The Doctor (Daniel Egcumbe)
[21:30pm] The Shadow assassinated A random Ed (Edward Allcutt)
[23:00pm] Doctor Jim made an attempt on Bald Rabit
[08:30am] PolarTiger made an attempt on Jon Jowett
[09:00am] Arthur Ludorum assassinated Paul (Paul Nery)
[10:00am] The leper messiah made an attempt on Your Friendly Neighbourhood Democratic Anarchist
[10:00am] Stryder made an attempt on Rampant Plagiarism
[11:00am] Your Friendly Neighbourhood Democratic Anarchist made an attempt on Animal
[13:30pm] Sheridan assassinated The Frumious Bandersnatch (Hannah Fogg)
[15:45pm] speedy assassinated 5 o'clock folly (Jonathan Paul Woollgar)
[16:00pm] Medusa assassinated Pacifist (Michael Mann)
[16:05pm] Medusa assassinated Stryder ((Robert) Alex Marsh)
[16:30pm] Hi Ho Silver assassinated James Osborn AKA An English Bowman (James Osborn)
[18:00pm] Esmerelda and the bouncing baby made an attempt on Medusa
[19:30pm] Fidel Castro disturbed the rest of Stryder
[20:00pm] Peter Bailey Resigned
[20:00pm] Dreamer of Electric Sheep made an attempt on Arthur Ludorum
[20:00pm] Dreamer of Electric Sheep made an attempt on Quiet
[21:30pm] The Man with the Golden Gnu assassinated joker (Michael Gun-Why)
[21:56pm] Witless assassinated freak (Diana O'Carroll)
[22:30pm] Hubert Arctures of Trilonia Prime disturbed the rest of Paul
[23:59pm] The Ground Made an Attempt on Matthew Garrett
[01:45am] The Shadow assassinated Whoopie (Tomos Davies)
[10:10am] Jenny Chase assassinated Lucky Pierre (Ross McElwain)
[13:10pm] The Jaguar mutilated the corpse of Lucky Pierre (Ross McElwain)
[13:28pm] Rampant Plagiarism takes revenge on The Ground
[14:15pm] Armadillo assassinated Arthur Ludorum
[18:15pm] Arthur Ludorum reached out from beyond the grave to kill Michaelator II (Edward Levene)
[20:00pm] Edith T. Hutt made an attempt on Unipidity
[18:25pm] Kakariki made an attempt on Quiet
[17:17pm] A random assassin assassinated Unipidity
[18:02pm] Death Count made an attempt on A Lousy Poison Letter
[18:20pm] A man called Martin assassinated Ric Brackenbury AKA A Lousy Poison Letter (Ric Brackenbury)
[18:20pm] A man called Martin assassinated Kakariki (Ross Edmondson)
[13:00pm] A random assassin assassinated Crazy Bob (Stephen Horne)
[16:15pm] Dr. Watson assassinated The Jaguar (David Patrick Doupe)
[18:38pm] aka assassinated The Unexperienced Fresher (Thomas Michael Garnett)
[08:40am] Bald Rabit made an attempt on Death Count
[15:30pm] Rosemary Warner assassinated Doctor Embargo Mansion House Gumb Gumb Cord Blood Ham Care A Sick West Wind Brings It
[16:30pm] Handwash Only assassinated ace_jon (Jonathan Richardson)
[17:50pm] Alexander Wurtz made an attempt on aka
[19:00pm] Handwash Only assassinated Minister of Moonwalking
[22:00pm] Penfold assassinated PolarTiger (Michael Kaye (Delph))
[09:00am] furball made an attempt on aka
[09:00am] Rosemary Warner assassinated Quiet (Iain Ezra Macdonald (Ezra))
[09:50am] Medusa made an attempt on Rand al'Thor
[12:10pm] Nephthys assassinated The Body in the Library (Polly Meeks)
[13:15pm] The leper messiah assassinated Your Friendly Neighbourhood Democratic Anarchist (Steven Cooper)
[14:48pm] Blessed Is He Who disturbed the rest of Quiet
[17:30pm] Mat Cauthon assassinated speedy (Laura Kemp)
[17:55pm] Doctor Jim assassinated Mighty Pej (Peter McIntyre)
[17:55pm] Doctor Jim assassinated 5 o'clock folly (Jonathan Paul Woollgar)
[22:00pm] Hubert Arctures of Trilonia Prime assassinated Smeadle (ALI Leslie Gee)
[01:00am] Guardian Angel assassinated Edith T. Hutt (James R. Bowe)
[13:24pm] Handwash Only assassinated Fidel Castro (Ross Fenning)
[13:24pm] Fidel Castro reached out from beyond the grave to kill Handwash Only (Edward Allcutt)
[18:30pm] Medusa assassinated Rand al'Thor (John-Joseph Wilks (JJ))
[21:30pm] Sheridan assassinated Hi Ho Silver (Kyle Maddison)
[12:20pm] Nephthys assassinated Adler (Jennifer Curtis)
[13:20pm] A man called Martin mutilated the corpse of Hi Ho Silver (Kyle Maddison)
[16:00pm] His Divine Grace A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada mutilated the corpse of Hi Ho Silver (Kyle Maddison)
[18:00pm] Death Count made an attempt on Rosemary Warner
[19:50pm] Rampant Plagiarism mutilated the corpse of Hi Ho Silver (Kyle Maddison)
[23:20pm] Bald Rabit mutilated the corpse of Hi Ho Silver (Kyle Maddison)
[00:15am] Red Cat assassinated Greebo (Paul Taylor)
[13:00pm] Esmerelda and the bouncing baby assassinated Medusa (Hannah Burton)
[17:00pm] Bald Rabbit assassinated Doctor Jim (James Higginson (Jim))
[18:15pm] aka assassinated Alexander Wurtz ((Oliver) Duncan Brewer)
[18:45pm] Animal assassinated His Divine Grace A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada AKA Colin Custard, Vassal of Death (Niall Spooner-Harvey)
[23:30pm] The Bastard Officer From Hell made an attempt on MI$ER
[09:05am] Red Cat made an attempt on Hanna Wallach
[17:00pm] The Umpires Thunderbolted Saruman (Pippa Margaret Seal)
[18:30pm] Oasis assassinated Rampant Plagiarism (Ian Horne)
[21:00pm] The Man with the Golden Gnu assassinated MI$ER (Arish Bharucha)
[21:00pm] Dreamer of Electric Sheep made an attempt on Hubert Arctures of Trilonia Prime
[22:00pm] furball made an attempt on Red Cat
[23:07pm] Penfold assassinated Hubert Arctures of Trilonia Prime (David Michael Knipe)
[00:30am] Sheridan made an attempt on The leper messiah
[14:00pm] Saint Valentine assassinated The leper messiah (Christopher Wright (Chris))
[20:00pm] Rosemary Warner assassinated A man called Martin (Lachlan McLean)
[22:00pm] 5 o'clock folly made an attempt on Dreamer of Electric Sheep
[15:00pm] Lots of Assassins Executed The traitor formally known as Adler AKA Adler (Jennifer Curtis)
[07:30am] 5 o'clock folly made an attempt on The Bastard Officer From Hell
[07:55am] Blessed Is He Who made an attempt on 5 o'clock folly
[13:10pm] A vicious bolt of lightning coincidentally the other end of which is attached to the finger of an all-powerful, and going by past experience, fairly drunk umpire obliterating the target in question, who really shouldn't have made themself a valid target for the police, but never mind, you take what you can. made an attempt on Guardian Angel
[18:15pm] Blessed Is He Who assassinated The Bastard Officer From Hell AKA CowboyNeal (Jeff Snyder)
[19:10pm] A Collection Of False Hats And Moustaches made an attempt on Guardian Angel
[14:20pm] Handwash Only assassinated The Doctor (Daniel Egcumbe)
[23:27pm] The Umpire Thunderbolted Witless (Niall Taylor)
[00:23am] A vicious bolt of lightning coincidentally the other end of which is attached to the finger of an all-powerful, and going by past experience, fairly drunk umpire obliterating the target in question, who really shouldn't have made themself a valid target for the police, but never mind, you take what you can. assassinated Guardian Angel (Stuart Fraser)
[15:00pm] Dreamer of Electric Sheep assassinated Red Cat (Catherine Hall (Cathy))
[15:43pm] The Shadow disturbed the rest of The leper messiah
[16:48pm] Officer of the Yard assassinated Penfold AKA A random assassin AKA Jon Jowett AKA The Shadow (Jon Jowett)
[21:00pm] Handwash Only assassinated Sally Clough (Sally Clough)
[23:00pm] Handwash Only assassinated Mighty Pej (Peter McIntyre)
[20:45pm] Dreamer of Electric Sheep assassinated 5 o'clock folly (Jonathan Paul Woollgar)
[13:00pm] Oasis assassinated furball (Hanna Wallach)
[13:00pm] Love Is The Key disturbed the rest of furball
[13:15pm] Sir Not Appearing in this Game made an attempt on Love Is The Key
[13:20pm] Sheridan made an attempt on Animal
[15:10pm] Dreamer of Electric Sheep made an attempt on John Haigh
[17:00pm] Dreamer of Electric Sheep made an attempt on Tom Hounsham
[10:05am] Blessed Is He Who assassinated Handwash Only (Edward Allcutt)
[15:35pm] Sir James The Rose foully slew The Umpire
[16:00pm] A vicious bolt of lightning coincidentally the other end of which is attached to the finger of an all-powerful, and going by past experience, fairly drunk umpire obliterating the target in question, who really shouldn't have made themself a valid target for the police, but never mind, you take what you can. assassinated Blessed Is He Who (Adam Mark Griggs Biltcliffe)
[16:55pm] Sir James The Rose assassinated A Collection Of False Hats And Moustaches (Martin O'Leary)
[17:00pm] Sir James The Rose assassinated The Man with the Golden Gnu (Michael Dnes)
[17:00pm] Sir James The Rose assassinated Fred Cheung
[17:05pm] Sir James The Rose assassinated Special Agent "Dangerous" (David Chow)
[21:30pm] Trinity assassinated Sir James The Rose AKA Oasis AKA Dr. Watson AKA Jenny Chase AKA Mat Cauthon (Jenny Chase)
[12:00pm] The Minister of Being A Game Too Late made an attempt on Death Count
[12:00pm] Rosemary Warner made an attempt on Fabrizio d'Adda di Fagagna
[14:52pm] PC Holzhauer under investigation!
[16:00pm] Esmerelda and the bouncing baby made an attempt on Sheridan
[18:00pm] Sheridan made an attempt on Esmerelda and the bouncing baby
[09:00am] Love Is The Key made an attempt on A Bull in a China Shop
[16:00pm] Unquiet Shade made an attempt on Dreamer of Electric Sheep
[13:00pm] Dreamer of Electric Sheep made an attempt on Love Is The Key
[13:00pm] Dreamer of Electric Sheep made an attempt on Bald Rabbit
[11:00am] Love Is The Key assassinated The Minister of Being A Game Too Late AKA Saint Valentine AKA Rosemary Warner AKA Armadillo AKA A Bull in a China Shop (Rosemary Warner)
[21:00pm] Dreamer of Electric Sheep assassinated Trinity (Hannah Burton)
[14:30pm] Esmerelda and the bouncing baby assassinated Sir Not Appearing in this Game AKA Sheridan (Jonathan Hogg)
[17:30pm] Esmerelda and the bouncing baby assassinated John Haigh (Animal)
[20:19pm] The Umpires thunderbolted aka (Benedikt Frank)
[15:30pm] Citrix made an attempt on One of The Umpires
[18:00pm] A vicious bolt of lightning coincidentally the other end of which is attached to the finger of an all-powerful, and going by past experience, fairly drunk umpire obliterating the target in question, who really shouldn't have made themself a valid target for the police, but never mind, you take what you can. assassinated Bald Rabbit (Tom Hounsham)
[15:56pm] Handwash Only assassinated Dreamer of Electric Sheep (Chris Field)
[16:05pm] The Scottish Umpire thunderbolted Nerves of Steel AKA Death Count (Fabrizio d'Adda di Fagagna)
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Produced at Sat Mar 8 16:07:35 2003