| Rank: | Title: | Name: | College: | Address: | Comments: |
| Constable | Citizen Cam | Michael Mann [e-mail] | Christ's | Room 6, 72 Jesus Lane | No Water Weapons |
| Constable | Dellboy | Mark Newton [e-mail] | Churchill | 9E | No Water Weapons |
| Constable | Sister of Darkness | Hannah Burton [e-mail] | Trinity | H8, New Court | No Water Weapons |
| Redeemed fro killing three incompetents. | |||||
| Constable | Hercule Poirot, Belgian Police | Anjan Soumyanarayanan [e-mail] | Downing | 14, Kenny A | No Water Weapons |
| Pseudonym: | Name: | College: | |
| Coconut | Chris Ninan | Downing | |
| Slider | Jeffrey Asante | Pembroke | |
| Axel | Alex Gabriel | Jesus | |
| Chain-reaction Charlie | Matthew Lee | Christ's | |
| Super Ted | Edmond Chun Ying U | Jesus | |
| Ji | Ji Hwang | Churchill | |
| Lord Barnard | Peter Hart | St John's | |
| Biscuit | Nicky Olle | Emmanuel | |
| The Magic Fez | Edward Clayton | Emmanuel | |
| The Black Squirrel | Alexander Anderson | Girton | |
| Mmad | Ram Yogarajan | Girton | |
| Cat | Catherine Hall | Girton | |
| Charles McAllister III | James Hogg | Girton | |
| Toxic Waist | Chris Taylor | Trinity | |
| YtimK | Sam O'Toole | Robinson | |
| Evil Fred | Robin Frampton | Robinson | |
| RLymond | Louise McMillan | Robinson | |
| K | Katherine Turner | Christ's | |
| The Don | Gordon Shannon | Churchill | |
| Arthur | Jennifer Moore | Churchill | |
| Isombard | Graeme Bartlett | Magdalene | |
| Catherine Crimp | Catherine Crimp | King's | |
| Thunderthighs | Honey Duan | Trinity | |
| Clementine | Claire Hoxley | Newnham | |
| Minion | Alexander Corbishley | Robinson | |
| Comb | Chris Wood | Caius | |
| a spadey eye halo | Samuel Davies | Clare | |
| Zeussoid | Conrad Williams | St John's | |
| The Huntress | Prudence Richardson | Caius | |
| Monsieur Quiche | Thomas Mustill | St John's | |
| Rice | Laura Kemp | Homerton | |
| The Laziest Assassin Ever | Angela Rayner | Robinson | |
| Bruce the Mosquito Hunter | James Cust | Trinity | |
| Nightwing | Christopher Field | Caius | |
| Bond Girl | Andreea Vasiu | Downing | |
| Tremendously Lazy Aperture | Richard Smith | Trinity | |
| Sheep Grater | Chris Beaton | King's | |
| Sherrard Smith | Tomos Davis | Emmanuel | |
| Dr Ziggenbottom | Joseph Brown | Trinity Hall | |
| The Flamingo | Nadia Kamil | Homerton | |
| The Sniper | Nabil Majid | APU | |
| Stitch the Diseased | Simon King | Emmanuel | |
| Jashrad Jones | Edward Belcher | Sidney | |
| Tamlan Dipper | Jennifer Curtis | Darwin | |
| Fluffy Bunny | Eduardo Tamraz | King's | |
| Mister Flibble | Tim Woo | Churchill | |
| Big Daddy G | Jonathan Gee | Magdalene | |
| Gambit | Alex Berkley | Homerton | |
| Redeemed once, now wanted for further incompetence. | |||
| Sphinx | Lara Crow | Selwyn | |
| Killer Queen | Maria Hadjioannou | Homerton | |
| A My Little Pony – | Matt Laycock | Caius | |
| The Minister of Pink | Demelza Bowyer | Selwyn | |
Produced at Mon Dec 2 13:03:03 2002