Michaelmas 2002 Incompetents' List

Rank:Title:Name: College:Address:Comments:
Constable Citizen CamMichael Mann [e-mail] Christ's Room 6, 72 Jesus LaneNo Water Weapons
Constable DellboyMark Newton [e-mail] Churchill 9ENo Water Weapons
Constable Sister of DarknessHannah Burton [e-mail] Trinity H8, New CourtNo Water Weapons
Redeemed fro killing three incompetents.
Constable Hercule Poirot, Belgian PoliceAnjan Soumyanarayanan [e-mail] Downing 14, Kenny ANo Water Weapons

Pseudonym:Name: College:
Coconut Chris Ninan Downing
Slider Jeffrey Asante Pembroke
Axel Alex Gabriel Jesus
Chain-reaction Charlie Matthew Lee Christ's
Super Ted Edmond Chun Ying U Jesus
Ji Ji Hwang Churchill
Lord Barnard Peter Hart St John's
Biscuit Nicky Olle Emmanuel
The Magic Fez Edward Clayton Emmanuel
The Black Squirrel Alexander Anderson Girton
Mmad Ram Yogarajan Girton
Cat Catherine Hall Girton
Charles McAllister III James Hogg Girton
Toxic Waist Chris Taylor Trinity
YtimK Sam O'Toole Robinson
Evil Fred Robin Frampton Robinson
RLymond Louise McMillan Robinson
K Katherine Turner Christ's
The Don Gordon Shannon Churchill
Arthur Jennifer Moore Churchill
Isombard Graeme Bartlett Magdalene
Catherine Crimp Catherine Crimp King's
Thunderthighs Honey Duan Trinity
Clementine Claire Hoxley Newnham
Minion Alexander Corbishley Robinson
Comb Chris Wood Caius
a spadey eye halo Samuel Davies Clare
Zeussoid Conrad Williams St John's
The Huntress Prudence Richardson Caius
Monsieur Quiche Thomas Mustill St John's
Rice Laura Kemp Homerton
The Laziest Assassin Ever Angela Rayner Robinson
Bruce the Mosquito Hunter James Cust Trinity
Nightwing Christopher Field Caius
Bond Girl Andreea Vasiu Downing
Tremendously Lazy Aperture Richard Smith Trinity
Sheep Grater Chris Beaton King's
Sherrard Smith Tomos Davis Emmanuel
Dr Ziggenbottom Joseph Brown Trinity Hall
The Flamingo Nadia Kamil Homerton
The Sniper Nabil Majid APU
Stitch the Diseased Simon King Emmanuel
Jashrad Jones Edward Belcher Sidney
Tamlan Dipper Jennifer Curtis Darwin
Fluffy Bunny Eduardo Tamraz King's
Mister Flibble Tim Woo Churchill
Big Daddy G Jonathan Gee Magdalene
Gambit Alex Berkley Homerton
Redeemed once, now wanted for further incompetence.
Sphinx Lara Crow Selwyn
Killer Queen Maria Hadjioannou Homerton
A My Little Pony – Matt Laycock Caius
The Minister of Pink Demelza Bowyer Selwyn

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