[12 Mar 09:58] Agent Wages of Sin blew up Stephen Siklos
[14 Mar 19:30] The Duel
[15 Mar 00:05] The Showdown
[10 Mar 18:00] Duel Truce Declared
[28 Jan 06:45] Ma Baker left an intercepted bomb for Flash Cougar
[07 Mar 22:32] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachvesky also contact poisoned SWAT Mascot Impossibly Fluffy Innocent Killer Bunny of Doom's door
[07 Mar 18:30] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachvesky foiled in an attempt to kill off the police force
[10 Mar 17:45] Jenny Hellfire nearly got Papa Lazarou
[10 Mar 17:55] PC Bureaucrat managed to fridge Scott Boham (Agent WI Wikiwiki)
[10 Mar 16:05] PC Ludlum shot Matthew Lohse (PC Ludlum) repeatedly
[10 Mar 01:23] Soldats Statement
[10 Mar 15:40] PC Trustworthy then shot Peter McIntyre (Agent Dove)
[10 Mar 15:30] PC Trustworthy stopped Michael Cripps (PC Michael B Good)
[10 Mar 15:30] SWAT Mascot Impossibly Fluffy Innocent Killer Bunny of Doom contact poisoned Jenny Hellfire's doorknob
[10 Mar 00:00] PC Cath Een and Special Constable Bulldog killed 78 innocents
[08 Mar 18:20] Generalfeldmarschall Herr Kolin Pöwell removed Jonathan Hogg (Generaloberst Herr Karl Vash, Wächter des geheiligten Sauerkrauts)
[08 Mar 18:00] PC Trustworthy went after PC Incorruptible
[06 Mar 18:00] The Little Lizard Liberation Front rose up against Christopher Howlett (Inconspicuous)
[09 Mar 11:30] Jenny Hellfire legally killed two innocents
[08 Mar 16:00] Agent Wages of Sin tried to poison Yak
[10 Mar 00:31] Statement from the Magnanimous Emperor of the Known Universe, Illustrious Ajatollah of Justice and Freedom, Gratious Lord of all that is Chocolatey with Minty Bits, Hauptmann-General Colin Powell
[08 Mar 18:30] PC Dove mutilated Neill Smith (PC Dark)
[08 Mar 18:20] Generalfeldmarschall Herr Kolin Pöwell also got PC Michael B Good
[09 Mar 12:30] SWAT Mascot Impossibly Fluffy Innocent Killer Bunny of Doom killed Jacob Collins (Yak)
[08 Mar 14:40] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachvesky dazzled Sam Blackburn (PC Private)
[06 Mar 15:00] Agent Orange, Head of the Jungle Warfare Division and some other police didn't blow up Yak
[06 Mar 09:15] SWAT Mascot Impossibly Fluffy Innocent Killer Bunny of Doom exchanged fire with Inconspicuous
[07 Mar 20:22] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachvesky blew up an innocent
[08 Mar 09:30] Agent WI Wikiwiki got his leg back from Simon James Ford
[07 Mar 22:50] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachvesky then tried to blow up PC Private
[07 Mar 22:30] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachvesky didn't blow up SWAT Mascot Impossibly Fluffy Innocent Killer Bunny of Doom
[07 Mar 21:30] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachvesky shot an innocent
[07 Mar 13:00] ALOHA Statement
[07 Mar 13:30] PC Michael B Good tried to kill PC Dreamer
[06 Mar 20:01] The upright citizen Bjoern Holzhauer took a potshot at PC Incorruptible
[07 Mar 12:45] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachvesky shot Päivi Pasi (Poisonality)
[05 Mar 18:30] Poisonality and Simon Ford back(stabbed/garotted/mauled) David Owens (Flash Cougar)
[05 Mar 20:45] SWAT Executive Officer Oberstleutnant Herr Hans Örangen, Divisionschef Dschungelkriegsführung led the firing squad which removed Michael Cripps (PC Fish and Cripps)
[04 Mar 21:00] Agent WI Kiwikiwi removed Mark Goddard (Lunatic Doormouse)
[04 Mar 11:20] Agent Pufferfish assisted in the death of Simon Sprague (Agent Reider Stigest)
[05 Mar 11:30] SWAT Mascot Impossibly Fluffy Innocent Killer Bunny of Doom deployed a Killer Octopus near to Al "Quiche-eater"
[05 Mar 12:30] Al "Quiche-eater" opened fire on Flash Cougar
[28 Feb 13:00] Inconspicuous tried to blow up Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson
[04 Mar 21:00] Simon Ford nearly blew up Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson
[04 Mar 22:10] SWAT Mascot Impossibly Fluffy Innocent Killer Bunny of Doom took revenge on the corpse of Matthew Garrett
[04 Mar 21:30] PC Fish and Cripps went a little over the top, trying to get Al "Quiche-eater"
[04 Mar 15:30] Jenny Hellfire made an attempt on Lunatic Doormouse
[04 Mar 14:35] The ghost of Escrivitor Karavas shot some people
[04 Mar 14:45] Generaloberst Herr Karl Vash, Wächter des geheiligten Sauerkrauts narrowly failed to kill PC Incorruptible
[04 Mar 08:45] SWAT Cheerleader-in-Chief Innocent Killer Bunny and Agent Orange, Head of the Jungle Warfare Division were also on the SWAT raid
[04 Mar 12:11] James Jekyll killed James Osborn (Snapdragon)
[04 Mar 10:00] Generaloberst Herr Karl Vash, Wächter des geheiligten Sauerkrauts shot Martin O'Leary (PC Fruit, Commuter division)
[03 Mar 23:30] James Jekyll tried to blow up Flash Cougar
[03 Mar 23:00] Generalfeldmarschall Herr Kolin Pöwell erased Stuart Moore (PC Horseshoe Shaped Thingy)
[04 Mar 01:42] Reward offered for Agent Reider Stigest
[03 Mar 18:00] Al "Quiche-eater" stalked and bombed Snapdragon
[03 Mar 17:45] Al "Quiche-eater" tried to blow up Flash Cougar
[03 Mar 17:00] Snapdragon chatted to Al "Quiche-eater"
[03 Mar 22:00] Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson and PC Pufferfish didn't quite kill Agent Reider Stigest
[02 Mar 11:00] PC Horseshoe Shaped Thingy decided not to kill Flash Cougar
[02 Mar 23:50] Agent Wages of Sin missed Agent Reider Stigest
[03 Mar 00:05] PC Fish and Cripps called for Al "Quiche-eater"
[02 Mar 23:35] Kal's contact poison proved effective a week later, killing Sam Blackburn (PC Investigator)
[02 Mar 23:30] Agent Wages of Sin killed Lara Crow (PC Phoenix)
[02 Mar 21:30] SWAT Cheerleader-in-Chief Innocent Killer Bunny ate William Walter (PC Blue Carrot Cake)
[02 Mar 13:00] Snapdragon didn't find Al "Quiche-eater"
[02 Mar 17:00] Chief of Police announces restructuring of the Force
[01 Mar 02:30] Generalfeldmarschall Herr Kolin Pöwell used what might be considered excessive amounts of explosive to kill off James Bowe (PC Bob)
[01 Mar 23:45] PC Horseshoe Shaped Thingy made a slightly unusual attempt on Jenny Hellfire
[28 Feb 21:00] PC Horseshoe Shaped Thingy's gun jammed in the general direction of Jenny Hellfire
[02 Mar 13:00] SWAT Cheerleader-in-Chief Innocent Killer Bunny devoured Robert McNeilly (Spud)
[01 Mar 19:45] Flash Cougar removed Michael Anderson (PC Nocturne)
[01 Mar 20:11] Agent Orange, Head of the Jungle Warfare Division tried to bomb Jenny Hellfire
[28 Feb 12:00] Hylas the Nymph Pimp shot the legs of SWAT Cheerleader-in-Chief Innocent Killer Bunny
[01 Mar 00:00] Rosemary Fletcher (Evelyn Knight) thunderbolted
[28 Feb 15:00] Styx got another neighbour of Evelyn Knight
[01 Mar 21:30] Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson left a hospital bomb for Al "Quiche-eater"
[01 Mar 21:20] Papa Lazarou left a literary bomb for Al "Quiche-eater"
[28 Feb 18:00] Captain Vash, Keeper of the Hallowed Doughnut and Snapdragon also in John's
[28 Feb 18:00] Hylas the Nymph Pimp shot the legs of Agent Don Vito
[27 Feb 23:00] General Colin Powell executed Alex Cairnes (PC Exquisite Corpse)
[01 Mar 00:00] Muhammad Esa (Hylas the Nymph Pimp) committed suicide
[28 Feb 11:15] Agent Orange, Head of the Jungle Warfare Division dropped in on Al "Quiche-eater"
[28 Feb 16:00] PC Horseshoe Shaped Thingy called for Yak
[28 Feb 13:30] Agent Don Vito didn't blow up PC Nocturne
[01 Mar 13:00] Simon James Ford didn't letter-bomb Al "Quiche-eater"
[28 Feb 11:29] Yak blew up Stephen Shorter (PC Grandmaster Flash)
[28 Feb 13:00] Styx didn't poison Papa Lazarou
[25 Feb 23:00] The Internationally Wanted Top Terrorist apparently masterminded a rather elaborate wind-up of SWAT Cheerleader-in-Chief Innocent Killer Bunny
[27 Feb 20:00] Hylas the Nymph Pimp killed the wrong person
[27 Feb 20:30] Styx blew up Roger Tamraz (Deirdre McCloskey)
[27 Feb 11:20] Styx stared hard at PC Exquisite Corpse
[27 Feb 16:10] Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson blew up a minion of Evelyn Knight
[27 Feb 15:40] Styx left a present for Al "Quiche-eater"
[27 Feb 11:30] Styx blow up, did not Yak
[26 Feb 21:00] PC Marwood Bramwell removed Susan Law (PC Alashandra)
[27 Feb 14:00] Snapdragon nearly bombed Hylas the Nymph Pimp, coincidentally, a SWAT raid also took place.
[27 Feb 11:39] Yak called for Papa Lazarou
[27 Feb 13:00] PC Investigator didn't know about Kal
[24 Feb 23:00] General Colin Powell and the SWAT team got a liiiiiiitle drunk
[25 Feb 20:30] PC Investigator and some more SWAT team bothered Kal
[26 Feb 18:05] Captain Vash, Keeper of the Hallowed Doughnut didn't meet Deirdre McCloskey
[26 Feb 15:00] Agent Orange, Head of the Jungle Warfare Division didn't quite die to Al "Quiche-eater"
[26 Feb 23:52] Reward offered for Simon Ford
[26 Feb 16:00] The Wrong Trousers didn't blow up Jenny Hellfire
[26 Feb 12:50] Papa Lazarou did munch Stephen Ingram (Kal)
[25 Feb 16:30] Hylas the Nymph Pimp tried to bomb Kal
[25 Feb 11:05] SWAT Cheerleader-in-Chief Innocent Killer Bunny freaked out PC Bob
[24 Feb 12:10] Commando knocked for Yak
[24 Feb 20:00] Lunatic Doormouse eliminated Adrian Proctor (Commando)
[22 Feb 09:58] Flash Cougar set upon Sally Clough (The Pussy)
[22 Feb 08:30] Someone tried to bomb Flash Cougar
[21 Feb 19:02] Poisonality successfully lurked Jolyon Winstam (Marwood Bramwell)
[22 Feb 12:00] Styx was forced to waste an interesting bomb on Kal
[23 Feb 14:17] Reward offered for incompetents
[22 Feb 22:00] Kal was forced, at gunpoint, to bomb The Beast - but failed
[21 Feb 18:20] Captain Vash, Keeper of the Hallowed Doughnut and Kal were also involved
[21 Feb 18:30] The Pussy removed Paul Hickford (Elton the dancing crocodile)
[21 Feb 19:25] PC Cath Een managed to catch out David Rufino (PC Fluffy)
[21 Feb 18:20] Agent WI Wikiwiki then took revenge on Tim Blanchard (PC Godfather)
[21 Feb 18:15] PC Godfather killed Tom Forster (Chief Inspector Morse, Head of the Telegraph Directorate) during the SWAT raid on Selwyn
[20 Feb 19:00] SWAT Cheerleader-in-Chief Innocent Killer Bunny ate Jonathan Gee (PC Big Daddy G)
[20 Feb 11:00] An Abelian Grape stabbed Rosemary Warner (The Fluffy Pufferfish)
[21 Feb 15:30] Spud again failed to bomb Poisonality
[21 Feb 07:00] Styx refrained from bombing Elton the dancing crocodile
[21 Feb 08:40] Inconspicuous didn't quite blow up Elton the dancing crocodile
[21 Feb 14:20] Commando called on Yak and recieved a late poisoned letter
[21 Feb 12:06] Captain Vash, Keeper of the Hallowed Doughnut saw Stuart Moore (Omega) attempting to kill someone in public, and did his duty
[21 Feb 12:05] Snapdragon shot Martin O'Leary (An Abelian Grape)
[21 Feb 12:10] Agent Wages of Sin outmanauvered Yu Liu (PC Hawks)
[21 Feb 01:00] Omega made an appeal on behalf of SWAT Cheerleader-in-Chief Innocent Killer Bunny
[20 Feb 19:00] Marwood Bramwell chatted to Omega
[18 Feb 13:00] Phoenix stabbed the corpse of Sophie some more
[20 Feb 17:30] Jenny Hellfire and asociates failed to kill Kal and two other occupants of the same staircase
[20 Feb 09:50] Chief Inspector Morse, Head of the Telegraph Directorate led an unsuccessful ambush on PC Hawks
[17 Feb 22:30] Agent Innocent kicked off with Liam McClean (Jeffery "Jeff" GeoffjeffetyJeff)
[20 Feb 00:00] General Colin Powell forced to demote Agent Innocent
[20 Feb 17:00] Styx didn't manage to bomb An Abelian Grape
[20 Feb 16:30] Papa Lazarou left an Interesting Bomb for Elton the dancing crocodile
[20 Feb 15:30] James Jekyll made a non-non-non-non-attempt on Snapdragon
[17 Feb 21:25] Flash Cougar garotted Christine Twite (Elegant and under 40)
[18 Feb 10:00] Simon James Ford didn't blow up the corpse of Elegant and under 40
[19 Feb 14:00] An Abelian Grape didn't find PC Hawks
[19 Feb 12:50] Chief Inspector Morse, Head of the Telegraph Directorate didn't bring justice to PC Hawks
[19 Feb 17:55] Captain Vash, Keeper of the Hallowed Doughnut was thwarted by the black magic of PC Hawks
[17 Feb 13:58] Agent Vash took down Matthew Lohse (Robert Ludlum)
[19 Feb 17:00] The Wrong Trousers left assorted explosives for Elton the dancing crocodile
[19 Feb 14:19] Bjoern Holzhauer killed David Chow (PC Hamburgler)
[19 Feb 09:50] An Abelian Grape wasn't early enough to catch The Fluffy Pufferfish
[19 Feb 14:40] James Jekyll made a non-non-non-attempt on Snapdragon
[18 Feb 19:45] Chief Inspector Morse, Head of the Telegraph Directorate thwarted in his attempt on PC Hawks
[18 Feb 17:00] Hylas the Nymph Pimp came calling for PC Hamburgler
[18 Feb 13:30] Agent Innocent didn't blow up the corpse of Sophie
[18 Feb 13:00] Yak took out his frustration on Lara Crow (Phoenix)
[18 Feb 12:00] Deirdre McCloskey encountered Kirsty Andrew (Sophie)
[16 Feb 20:57] The Small Canteloupe killed 13 armed innocents
[18 Feb 13:51] James Jekyll made a non-non-attempt on Snapdragon
[16 Feb 13:10] Al "Quiche-eater" met Johannes Nordström (NSA 4g3n7 Jeff K)
[15 Feb 11:15] NSA 4g3n7 Jeff K anti-campered David Knipe (PC Leader of the Free World)
[13 Feb 19:20] Evidence of corruption recieved
[14 Feb 10:00] NSA 4g3n7 Jeff K h4x0r3d the corpse of Jack Vickeridge (Archangel Michael)
[17 Feb 13:00] Penguin didn't blow up Snapdragon
[17 Feb 13:58] Robert Ludlum then gunned down Jenny Chase (Organised Crime Liason Officer Avada)
[17 Feb 13:58] Robert Ludlum sprang Sam Blackburn (PC Private Investigator)'s ambush, from behind
[17 Feb 09:30] General Colin Powell led some more people to visit Robert Ludlum again
[15 Feb 13:10] James Jekyll made a non-attempt on Snapdragon
[16 Feb 21:30] PC Cath Een removed a large but nonexistant threat - 7 armed innocents
[11 Feb 23:30] Styx didn't poison Razmatazz
[12 Feb 10:20] Styx didn't poison Al "Quiche-eater"
[16 Feb 17:40] General Colin Powell led (yet) another unsuccessful raid on Robert Ludlum
[15 Feb 20:45] The Rabbi definately didn't have PC Dove killed
[14 Feb 10:00] Inspector Morse rather comically also removed Jamie Collinson (The Rabbi)
[13 Feb 20:10] PC Morse didn't letter-bomb PC Godfather
[16 Feb 17:30] Marwood Bramwell left another box for Omega
[16 Feb 18:00] PC Dove shot and bombed PC Hawks, without killing her
[05 Feb 11:40] Potato Cripps actually poisoned someone: Peter Beentje (Firien)
[15 Feb 01:00] Corrupt officer attempts to bribe CoP with poisoned muffins!
[14 Feb 22:45] PC Vash shot James Bowe (PC Edith the Sociopathic Hutt)
[15 Feb 09:15] Agent Vash tidily executed Daniel Grundy (PC Phoenix Rebjorne)
[15 Feb 19:15] Robert Ludlum murdered Simon Hunt (PC Shunt)
[15 Feb 09:02] Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson didst most nobley vanquishe Peter Beentje (Mort)
[15 Feb 16:00] ALOHA Statement
[14 Feb 10:00] Inspector Morse letter-bombed Darren Price (The Shepherd)
[14 Feb 13:45] Commando didn't kill Yak
[15 Feb 15:20] Evelyn Knight didn't kill An Abelian Grape
[15 Feb 12:25] Snapdragon couldn't find Mort
[15 Feb 13:00] The Beast expertly excised Sam Blackburn (Private Investigator)
[15 Feb 13:10] Agent WI Wikiwiki brought the Law to bear on Neill Smith (PC Dark)
[15 Feb 13:10] Robert Ludlum also shot PC Phoenix Rebjorne
[14 Feb 12:30] Snapdragon tried to arrange the death of Omega
[14 Feb 19:30] PC Edith the Sociopathic Hutt declared his ...erm... affection to Organised Crime Liason Officer Avada
[14 Feb 17:00] Jenny Hellfire tried to spread the joy to Kal
[14 Feb 16:00] PC WI Wikiwiki tried to get The Shepherd
[13 Feb 14:00] Marwood Bramwell might have bombed Omega
[14 Feb 19:30] Spud sent the Traditional Valentines Bomb (TM) to Poisonality
[14 Feb 22:45] Information on Matt Lohse revealed
[14 Feb 10:20] The Fluffy Pufferfish eliminated Christopher Wood (Clarity)
[14 Feb 09:51] PC Morse caught up with Michael Cripps (PC Potato)
[14 Feb 08:47] Organised Crime Liason Officer Avada didn't manage to not try to kill PC Edith the Sociopathic Hutt
[12 Feb 15:00] Omega worried Organised Crime Liason Officer Avada
[13 Feb 16:00] Papa Lazarou couldn't catch Clarity
[13 Feb 13:25] The Small Canteloupe used the incredible human knife (stunt double number 3) to kill Darren Barnes (PC Tosh)
[13 Feb 21:00] Penguin is hearing voices
[13 Feb 16:45] PC Dark and PC Dreamer failed to raid PC Godfather
[13 Feb 18:30] Special Constable Bulldog led a raid on The Shepherd
[13 Feb 14:02] PC Edith the Sociopathic Hutt killed another innocent
[13 Feb 13:30] PC Incorruptible mutillated the corpse of Chocolate Cheesecake
[13 Feb 13:30] Al "Quiche-eater" didn't remove NSA 4g3n7 Jeff K
[13 Feb 13:10] PC Hamburgler rather badly failed to kill NSA 4g3n7 Jeff K
[12 Feb 20:00] PC Exquisite Corpse surprised Angela Rayner (Chocolate Cheesecake)
[11 Feb 19:50] NSA 4g3n7 Jeff K tried to remove Al "Quiche-eater"
[12 Feb 13:59] Styx successfully concluded his business with Robert Hiersemenzel (The Internationally Wanted Top Terrorist)
[12 Feb 15:00] An Abelian Grape couldn't factor out The Rabbi
[12 Feb 09:06] The Wrong Trousers didn't blow up Evelyn Knight
[12 Feb 14:00] Fluffy Pufferfish then got James Maggs (The Chameleon)
[12 Feb 09:06] Styx had a bit of a firefight with The Internationally Wanted Top Terrorist
[12 Feb 18:50] Cauis Senior Tutor complained about a bomb.
[11 Feb 22:20] General Colin Powell didn't attempt to kill PC Potato
[11 Feb 13:00] Yak tried to find The Small Canteloupe
[10 Feb 17:15] Organised Crime Liason Officer Avada finally eliminated Carlos Ludlow-Palafox (Lobo)
[10 Feb 17:45] PC Cath Een then got Elisa Barcellos (Barney)
[11 Feb 09:30] Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson blew up Abdollah Ghavami (Proeliator)
[11 Feb 21:15] Al "Quiche-eater" nearly stopped Marwood Bramwell and the police
[11 Feb 20:40] General Colin Powell lead another raid against Robert Ludlum
[11 Feb 17:30] PC Dove was part of a SWAT team who attacked Robert Ludlum
[11 Feb 12:00] Omega finished his business with Ric Brackenbury (The Wages Of Sin)
[11 Feb 12:25] Robert Ludlum is a better shot than Philip Bustin (PC Mabel)
[11 Feb 12:30] PC Edith the Sociopathic Hutt killed some more innocents
[11 Feb 07:15] Crippled Son of a Bureaucrat refrained from confronting PC Potato
[11 Feb 03:00] PC Morse finally removed Richard Nicklin (PC Big Gary)
[10 Feb 22:00] PC Potato waited for The Shepherd
[09 Feb 23:45] PC Morse didn't get to PC Big Gary
[10 Feb 15:15] PC Vash and PC Leader of the Free Wrold didn't bash Fred
[10 Feb 16:30] The Rabbi was the trigger-man for an illegal attempt on Private Investigator
[10 Feb 11:00] Organised Crime Liason Officer Avada didn't bomb The Shepherd
[09 Feb 09:00] Mr Chives didn't poison The Shepherd
[10 Feb 03:00] PC Big Gary returned the favour to PC Vash
[10 Feb 01:00] PC Vash tried to bomb PC Big Gary
[10 Feb 23:02] SRCF funding appeal
[10 Feb 19:50] PC Leader of the Free World and PC Hamburgler removed Jenna Spellane (Alex "The Killer Mind in a Gorgeous Body" Angel)
[10 Feb 19:30] Kal and Phoenix were outsmarted by Clownie
[10 Feb 18:05] Robert Ludlum killed three innocents
[10 Feb 18:00] Razmatazz fed Andrew Bisgrove (Fred) to his pet
[09 Feb 18:20] PC Vash & co. tried to get Fred and Matthew Lohse
[08 Feb 19:25] Marwood Bramwell and the OCLO shot the dead PC Pold's Evil Twin
[10 Feb 13:00] Organised Crime Liason Officer Avada blew up Catherine Hall (U.N.C.L.E.'s Neice)
[09 Feb 10:00] Mr Chives didn't poison The Rabbi
[10 Feb 13:00] PC Dove found the body of Lewis Westbury (PC midnightBobbie)
[09 Feb 17:00] The Blue Scream of Death didn't poison The Chameleon
[08 Feb 19:00] Someone didn't blow up Omega
[09 Feb 15:20] Hylas the Nymph Pimp nearly killed Commando
[10 Feb 14:00] Flash Cougar didn't blow up Clownie
[10 Feb 01:39] CoP issues comprehensive rebuttal
[09 Feb 13:00] Nocturnal ramblings
[08 Feb 19:00] The Blue Scream of Death didn't poison Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson
[09 Feb 16:00] Organised Crime Liason Officer Avada blew up Stephen McIntosh (qqzm)
[09 Feb 16:49] Penguin was being silly
[09 Feb 17:20] Jenny Hellfire tried to get Lethal Tangerine
[09 Feb 16:30] Sophie and Jenny Hellfire nearly got Elton the dancing crocodile
[09 Feb 14:25] Snapdragon didn't get The Shepherd & co.
[09 Feb 12:00] PC Edith the Sociopathic Hutt shot another innocent
[08 Feb 16:00] Omega and Electric Jellybaby both missed
[09 Feb 00:40] Mr Chives didn't poison PC Big Gary
[08 Feb 18:15] Mr Chives poisoned Ian Maddison (PC Pold's Evil Twin)
[09 Feb 11:25] Mr Chives didn't poison Robert Ludlum
[08 Feb 19:45] Avada & co. tried to get PC Big Gary
[08 Feb 19:00] The Beast removed Alex Cairnes (Exquisite Corpse)
[07 Feb 16:00] Thomas Hardcastle (A Victim of Circumstances) committed suicide
[07 Feb 16:45] Taz murdered Neil Morrison (PC Samuel L. Benoit G. Sunset Vicedo Sunset G. Babylon M.AcGyver Jackson Sammo Matlock Hung Juan Ramiresh Quincy C. Ironside from Shpain)
[07 Feb 22:00] The Wages Of Sin made three attempts on PC Big Gary
[08 Feb 15:30] Clownie didn't poison U.N.C.L.E.'s Neice
[08 Feb 17:30] The Chameleon didn't poison Jeffery "Jeff" GeoffjeffetyJeff
[08 Feb 13:45] PC Edith the Sociopathic Hutt killed some guy
[08 Feb 11:00] PC Edith the Sociopathic Hutt went a little psychotic, and tried to kill PC Cath Een and the OCLO
[07 Feb 18:15] Spud planted rather a nice bomb for The Crippled Son of a Bureaucrat
[07 Feb 21:20] The Wages Of Sin finally removed Sorin Basca (Taz)
[26 Jan 16:45] The Stoned Philosopher tried to poison Jenny Hellfire
[07 Feb 08:38] Proeliator poisoned his Neighbour
[07 Feb 22:22] James Jekyll warned the dead Taz
[06 Feb 16:46] PC Confused happened to be passing, and shot Charlotte Wing (Little Miss Scatterbrain)
[06 Feb 14:40] Escrivitor Karavas then counterambushed, killing Jonathan Hogg (PC Vash the Stampede) and severely wounding the CoP
[07 Feb 16:45] Papa Lazarou didn't poison the dead Escrivitor Karavas
[07 Feb 23:02] CoP gets even more paranoid
[07 Feb 14:30] PC Borge W Gush double-killed with Tom Withnell (PC Confused)
[07 Feb 12:50] The Small Canteloupe made an attempt on PC Big Gary
[06 Feb 19:00] Escrivitor Karavas killed the innocent *********
[06 Feb 20:16] Styx ambushed the pursuing Scott Boham (PC Gnomial)
[06 Feb 20:30] Escrivitor Karavas shot the entirely innocent Matthew Garret
[07 Feb 10:00] Agent Reider Stigest caught up with Matthew Johnson (Escrivitor Karavas)
[06 Feb 20:15] Escrivitor Karavas shot Daniel Kenyon Jones (PC Cooperi) as part of a complicated mess
[06 Feb 22:00] The Wages Of Sin got Matthew Swarbrick (Mad Monkey Assassin) the second time
[06 Feb 22:36] Mort is back from the dead
[06 Feb 15:00] James Jekyll made an attempt on Taz
[06 Feb 16:45] Little Miss Scatterbrain ambushed her asassin Scott Boham (Miss Gnomial), rather well
[05 Feb 12:40] Clarity mutillated Firien's corpse a bit
[05 Feb 19:00] Potato Cripps didn't poison Clarity
[06 Feb 14:30] PC Vash the Stampede and the CoP removed Roger Benson (Ghost Of)
[05 Feb 21:00] Jeffery "Jeff" GeoffjeffetyJeff tried something innovative on Ghost Of
[05 Feb 22:30] PC Dove holed James Wright (The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk) repeatedly
[05 Feb 19:15] PC Potato almost apprehended Ghost Of
[05 Feb 12:01] Sir Svoen O'Bjoernchoester Samuel J. Mc Hoelzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilsoen and Special Agent Avada did away with Harriet Groom (PC Vengance Will Be Mine)
[05 Feb 16:00] PC Edith approached
[04 Feb 22:20] Elton the dancing crocodile also faced Phoenix
[04 Feb 22:00] Potato Cripps didn't contact poison The Shepherd
[05 Feb 16:55] Simon Ford discombobulated Jonathan Carpenter (Maverick)
[05 Feb 22:00] PC Vash the Stampede mutilated the corpse of PC Nicely Nicely
[05 Feb 17:00] Poisonality mopped up Chris Ogden (PC Nicely Nicely)
[05 Feb 16:10] Special Agent Avada's lizard ate Sandra Leaton Gray (PC Hanch)
[05 Feb 19:00] Agent Icarus didn't quite poison The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk
[05 Feb 18:30] PC Potato didn't poison The Internationally Wanted Top Terrorist
[05 Feb 11:02] The Internationally Wanted Top Terrorist killed Naji Ashry (PC Ug Gug) again
[05 Feb 10:30] Potato Cripps didn't poison General Powell
[05 Feb 09:01] Potato Cripps didn't poison Chocolate Cheesecake
[05 Feb 09:00] Polyploid didn't poison Chocolate Cheesecake
[05 Feb 15:45] The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk didn't contact poison PC Dove
[04 Feb 22:30] Potato Cripps didn't poison Styx
[05 Feb 08:45] Phoenix didn't poison The Rabbi
[04 Feb 22:15] Kal exchanged fire with Elton the dancing crocodile
[05 Feb 12:30] PC Dove fought The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk
[05 Feb 08:00] PC Avada got another one: A. S. Sassin (Little Miss Naughty)
[04 Feb 20:00] PC Avada removed Richard Bradley (Smiths) and a neighbour
[04 Feb 16:00] Hamm ambushed Hannah Burton (PC Esra Ym Drofnib)
[04 Feb 16:10] Hamm exchanged fire with The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk
[04 Feb 21:45] Robert Ludlum knifed innocents
[04 Feb 21:40] Robert Ludlum murdered PC Rowenio
[04 Feb 21:40] Robert Ludlum removed Daniel Grundy (Phoenix)
[04 Feb 17:42] Potato Cripps didn't poison Clownie
[04 Feb 13:50] Potato Cripps didn't poison Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson
[04 Feb 20:10] Potato Cripps didn't poison Poisonality
[04 Feb 15:45] Potato Cripps didn't poison An Audience of One
[04 Feb 12:01] Potato Cripps didn't poison Snapdragon
[04 Feb 12:30] Potato Cripps didn't poison Omega
[04 Feb 13:10] Potato Cripps didn't poison Matt Rowen
[04 Feb 11:30] Potato Cripps didn't poison The Fluffy Pufferfish
[04 Feb 18:50] Potato Cripps didn't poison Taz
[04 Feb 17:20] Potato Cripps didn't poison The Chameleon
[04 Feb 10:40] Potato Cripps didn't poison Thrower of Toys
[04 Feb 06:30] Potato Cripps didn't poison Robert Ludlum
[04 Feb 11:48] Potato Cripps didn't poison Simon Ford
[04 Feb 13:04] The Wrong Trousers didn't destroy Fred
[04 Feb 10:30] Potato Cripps didn't poison PC Cath Een
[04 Feb 11:10] Potato Cripps didn't poison Agent Reider Stigest
[04 Feb 15:30] Potato Cripps didn't poison Hylas the Nymph Pimp
[04 Feb 16:00] Ghost Of poisoned an innocent
[04 Feb 13:40] Kal bombed the corpse of Potato Cripps
[04 Feb 18:28] PC Vash the Stampede briefly tried to kill Ghost Of
[03 Feb 13:45] NSA 4g3n7 Jeff K didn't eliminate qqzm
[04 Feb 15:40] Hamm killed Edward Knowles (Thrower of Toys)
[02 Feb 19:45] General Powell dueled Jonathan Hogg (Kirika) and won
[02 Feb 18:00] General Powell eliminated the corrupt James Bowe (PC Edith the Hut)
[02 Feb 13:30] PC Borge W Gush executed the corrupt William Walter (PC Policepro)
[04 Feb 13:00] Chief Avada's funeral
[04 Feb 14:04] PC Borge W Gush assassinaterised The Ginger Witch
[04 Feb 14:00] Yak shot Rebecca Peatman (Tomata Hari)
[04 Feb 10:46] Miss Gnomial knifed Laura McIntyre (Lara Croft)
[04 Feb 08:40] Thrower of Toys didn't catch Snapdragon
[04 Feb 10:00] Potato Cripps contact poisoned Susan Law (Alashandra)
[04 Feb 12:00] Private Investigator didn't poison Superlord
[04 Feb 06:20] PC Cath Een and PC Vash the Stampede also present
[04 Feb 06:20] Miss Gnomial removed the very wanted Michael Cripps (Potato Cripps)
[03 Feb 21:00] Poisonality carroted Amandeep Samra (Mistress Of Evil)
[03 Feb 14:50] someone chased The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk
[03 Feb 21:40] Potato Cripps chatted to PC Cath Een
[03 Feb 21:50] Potato Cripps got Tom Withnell (Dazed and Confused)
[03 Feb 22:00] Potato Cripps then visited John's
[03 Feb 21:50] Potato Cripps tried to poison the CoP
[03 Feb 19:50] Potato Cripps started with poison for The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk
[03 Feb 20:50] Potato left contact poison for Snapdragon
[03 Feb 22:50] Edith the Hut's will found!
[03 Feb 21:00] Phoenix went on tour
[03 Feb 15:30] Hylas the Nymph Pimp didn't get Alex "The Killer Mind in a Gorgeous Body" Angel
[03 Feb 18:30] Alex "The Killer Mind in a Gorgeous Body" Angel was prepared for Jack Vickeridge (Archangel Michael)
[03 Feb 17:25] Snapdragon made an attempt on Evelyn Knight
[03 Feb 12:30] The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk shot Neill Smith (PC In the Dark)
[03 Feb 16:11] qqzm tried to poison Evelyn Knight
[03 Feb 15:30] Ex-Chief Avada issues statement
[03 Feb 14:35] The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk surprised Maria Pooley Currius (The Blonde Inquisition)
[03 Feb 14:30] Potato tried to bomb the wanted The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk
[03 Feb 08:30] Styx couldn't wake Clarity
[02 Feb 11:10] The Stoned Philosopher didn't poison Jenny Hellfire, very belatedly
[02 Feb 18:15] Flash Cougar tried to take revenge on Zorn's Lemmon
[01 Feb 10:20] Little Miss Scatterbrain didn't poison The Chameleon
[02 Feb 15:35] Albertina's letter didn't poison The Blonde Inquisition
[03 Feb 11:30] The Blonde Inquisition didn't quite get The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk
[02 Feb 21:30] The new CAttAC reports on today's raids
[02 Feb 17:30] The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk beplucked Peter McIntyre (Pigeon)
[02 Feb 18:15] Zorn's Lemmon shot a non-player
[02 Feb 15:20] NSA 4g3n7 Jeff K erased Vlad Vais (Superlord)
[02 Feb 14:10] Exquisite Corpse didn't quite decapitate Kirika
[02 Feb 14:36] Agent Reider Stigest eliminated Philip Tuddenham (Mister J)
[02 Feb 14:15] General Powell erased Neil Morrison (Sen~or Rambo F. Ollow-through)
[02 Feb 16:15] Potato didn't catch Kirika
[02 Feb 19:50] Exquisite Corpse removed Tom Forster (Simon N. Hyde)
[02 Feb 18:00] Al "Quiche-eater" waited for Marwood Bramwell
[02 Feb 15:20] Razmatazz found it favourable to kill Samuel Ashwell (Stupid F**king White Man)
[02 Feb 08:45] Kirika didn't get PC Cath Een. Ducks Slaughtered!
[02 Feb 18:00] Archangel Michael exacted justice on Colin Magee (Bruce )
[02 Feb 17:00] PC In the Dark also didn't find Kirika
[02 Feb 15:30] PC Bulldog shredded Mark Reid (Cupcake)
[02 Feb 14:00] PC Bulldog tried to apprehend Alex "The Killer Mind in a Gorgeous Body" Angel
[02 Feb 15:30] Kirika (Jonathan Hogg) killed an innocent
[02 Feb 13:30] Clarity knifed Polly Meeks (Tinky Winky)
[02 Feb 13:15] Kirika murdered the Chief of Police
[02 Feb 13:30] Hylas the Nymph Pimp met Marwood Bramwell
[02 Feb 12:00] Kirika murdered Mat Varughese (The Player)
[31 Jan 14:15] Agent Icarus prevented an attack by Daniel Kenyon Jones (Synaptomys Cooperi)
[02 Feb 12:00] CoP still really paranoid...
[02 Feb 08:00] Kirika shot 3 innocents
[02 Feb 08:50] Kirika didn't even wake PC Borge W Gush
[01 Feb 19:12] Omega shot George Raptis (The Abstractionist)
[01 Feb 18:00] The Wages Of Sin didn't find The Player
[31 Jan 19:00] Mr Chives poison lettered Al "Quiche-eater" unsuccessfully
[30 Jan 18:00] Marwood Bramwell and crew introduced the BFRBG to Hylas the Nymph Pimp
[01 Feb 19:15] Polyploid bravely slew Amanda Lucas (Albertina)
[01 Feb 16:40] James Jekyll tried to get Taz
[01 Feb 13:05] Sophie chased down Joseph Lindsay (Mr. "Thank Abba for the Music")
[01 Feb 14:30] Someone made an attempt on Yak
[01 Feb 13:45] Dazed and Confused stabbed Agent Icarus out of bounds
[01 Feb 19:15] Tinky Winky nearly got Ghost Of
[01 Feb 10:30] Kal didn't find Zorn's Lemmon
[01 Feb 22:00] The Wages Of Sin killed Ian Maddison (Maddo) who was valiently attempting to murder him
[01 Feb 21:00] Phoenix didn't catch The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk
[01 Feb 18:00] Zorn's Lemmon didn't meet Fred
[01 Feb 15:30] The Chameleon poisoned Thomas Hopkinson (Chop)
[01 Feb 16:30] Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson didn't poison Mad Monkey Assassin
[01 Feb 13:40] The Beast didn't poison Jeffery "Jeff" GeoffjeffetyJeff
[01 Feb 13:30] Albertina poisoned Jon Hind (Scarab)
[01 Feb 12:00] The Small Canteloupe poisoned Lewis Westbury (midnightTrooper)
[01 Feb 17:30] Firien stabbed David Lano (Aussie Jed)
[01 Feb 17:00] An Audience of One didn't find The Shepherd
[31 Jan 14:30] The Rabbi nearly got Exquisite Corpse
[01 Feb 16:00] Hamm again failed to kill Snapdragon
[01 Feb 12:25] Hamm wounded Snapdragon
[01 Feb 17:33] Counter-Statement from "The Real ALOHA!"
[01 Feb 17:30] More accusations recieved
[01 Feb 10:30] Shady figure attempts to forment police discord
[01 Feb 12:00] Miss Gnomial eliminated Neill Smith (In the Dark)
[01 Feb 12:36] Fred tried to scare The Fluffy Pufferfish
[26 Jan 10:00] Obituary for a Mathmo
[01 Feb 12:49] ALOHA! Statement
[01 Feb 13:19] A statement from Ed Wallace's Family
[26 Jan 09:58] Ug Gug kicked off with Edward Wallace (The Axeman of Choice)
[01 Feb 00:00] Razmatazz also got Jonathan Gee (Big Daddy G)
[31 Jan 12:15] The Small Canteloupe didn't poison Big Daddy G
[01 Feb 10:00] Elegant and under 40 didn't poison Mr Chives
[31 Jan 19:00] The Beast also didn't poison Maddo
[31 Jan 23:00] Commando didn't poison Yak
[31 Jan 12:30] Papa Lazarou knocked for Snapdragon
[31 Jan 14:15] The Fluffy Pufferfish's counterattack caught Michael Nickson (Holden Caulfield)
[31 Jan 18:28] Simon N. Hyde ambushed Aarti Shah (Hank The Invincible Maggot) as she left the shower
[01 Feb 08:10] Clownie removed Stephen Shorter (The Sponge)
[30 Jan 17:00] SWAT raid on St John's; one dead, three arrested, criminal still at large
[31 Jan 15:21] Allegations of corruption renewed - but unfounded
[31 Jan 14:15] The Fluffy Pufferfish also got Alex Thomson (Mr Pink)
[31 Jan 16:45] Spud didn't bomb Agent Icarus
[31 Jan 18:45] Yak also dismissed Robert Myers (Dr. Kestrel)
[31 Jan 18:45] Yak inconvenienced Faris Abou-Saleh (Manic Depressive Honeybee)
[01 Feb 00:00] Razmatazz shot the waiting Toby Norfolk-Thompson (Paladin)
[31 Jan 23:00] In the Dark didn't catch Firien drinking
[31 Jan 23:47] Police shows interests in new 'light support weapons'; senior official observes armament tests
[31 Jan 23:36] Baby Seals ramble and complain a bit
[28 Jan 09:00] Ma Baker poisoned PC Raymond Mu
[31 Jan 14:45] Omega blew up Steven Cooper (Joely Richardson)
[30 Jan 17:00] Hylas the Nymph Pimp didn't quite kill Snapdragon during his defence
[31 Jan 09:05] Taz killed Ralph Clark (PC Double 'O' Pigeon)
[31 Jan 10:00] The Blonde Inquisition's target didn't show
[31 Jan 14:43] Blatant plug from John's Films
[31 Jan 09:10] Taz then killed her target Alex Stevenson (Agent Orange)
[31 Jan 14:05] Mr Pink slaughters several, Tinky Winky not harmed
[31 Jan 07:15] General Powell camped outside Taz's door
[31 Jan 15:12] Next up, a statement from ALOHA! HQ regarding Monday night and the Brutus award.
[31 Jan 01:00] Omega talks from his sickbed
[31 Jan 11:00] Kal knifed David Swinburne (The Youngest)
[31 Jan 12:58] Barney didn't get The Wrong Trousers with a poisoned letter
[31 Jan 00:46] Guitar Dave shot his target and neighbour Bjoern Holzhauer (Ma Baker), then he offered his reward as a bounty on Sorin Basca's head
[30 Jan 21:57] Joely Richardson ran into Edward Nokes (Sir Sven Ø'Bjørnchester Samuel J. McHølzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahøy! Wilsøn), with deadly consequences
[30 Jan 19:00] Kal had yet anither poisoned letter foiled, this one by The Youngest
[30 Jan 12:50] Poisonality didn't poison Agent Icarus
[30 Jan 17:00] Chief Avada killed William Walter (Mafiapro) in the raid
[30 Jan 15:15] SWAT recon team finds two wounded in mysterious circumstances
[30 Jan 13:00] Ed Clayton's funeral held
[30 Jan 16:40] Jeffery "Jeff" GeoffjeffetyJeff discovered that Ghost Of was out
[30 Jan 17:10] James Bowe's bomb killed his target's neighbour
[30 Jan 17:00] Miss Gnomial caught James Bowe (The Stoned Philosopher) on his bombing run
[29 Jan 22:30] The Internationally Wanted Top Terrorist legally shot a non-player
[30 Jan 10:00] Guitar Dave shot his target and neighbour Bjoern Holzhauer (Ma Baker), then he sent Pigeon a poisoned letter
[29 Jan 21:40] Kal then shot Miklos Reiter (Anonymouse)
[29 Jan 21:40] Anonymouse carroted David Rufino (Fluffy Bunny) in confusion
[29 Jan 16:00] Kal sent another ineffective poison letter, this time to Manic Depressive Honeybee
[29 Jan 12:45] Kal sent another poisoned letter. Kirika wasn't killed
[29 Jan 22:45] Phoenix prevented her assassination by James Revill (Bambi), the old fashioned way
[29 Jan 14:05] Taz shot Cupcake's friend
[29 Jan 22:40] Spinster chased Hannah Burton's corpse
[29 Jan 18:10] Miss Gnomial didn't poison In the Dark
[29 Jan 18:20] Miss Gnomial also didn't poison Little Miss Scatterbrain
[29 Jan 08:15] Little Miss Scatterbrain didn't catch The Stoned Philosopher
[26 Jan 16:45] Poisonality clarified things...
[29 Jan 21:20] In the Dark carried out a hit on Michael Mann (Chocolate Panache)
[29 Jan 21:00] Pigeon also blew up Isobel Hooper (Honourable Bluebottle the Third)
[29 Jan 21:00] Pigeon's bomb got Hannah Burton (The Laughing Maniac)
[29 Jan 21:00] Pigeon bombed Yu Liu (Bathos) and friends
[29 Jan 17:30] Agent Icarus killed Harriet Groom (Ebony Black)
[29 Jan 17:30] Someone shot Jeffery "Jeff" GeoffjeffetyJeff out of bounds
[29 Jan 19:39] Simon N. Hyde knocked on Hank The Invincible Maggot's door
[29 Jan 18:20] Miss Gnomial's poison letter was outsmarted by Little Miss Naughty
[29 Jan 18:30] Ma Baker's contact poison didn't get Taz
[29 Jan 19:00] Hylas the Nymph Pimp eliminated Jonathan Dowse (Mad As Carrots)
[28 Jan 10:10] Ma Baker tried to poison the corpse of Huxtable Duck
[29 Jan 14:00] Maverick failed to find someone
[29 Jan 14:38] Ed Wallace speakes from beyone the grave
[28 Jan 10:00] Sandra Leaton Gray 's poisoned letters reached Kal
[26 Jan 00:03] The Axeman of Choice heard some nocturnal rumblings
[28 Jan 17:00] Tomata Hari mutillated the corpse of Keeper Of The Mex
[29 Jan 19:08] Ed Clayton's funeral announced.
[28 Jan 11:00] Ma Baker also didn't poison The Chameleon
[28 Jan 09:45] Ma Baker's bomb didn't work, but she still poisoned Richard Hanke (The Space Moth)
[28 Jan 06:30] Ma Baker bumped off Daniel Hancock (Dr. Giardia)
[28 Jan 21:15] Alashandra got to Michael Lee (Beardy)
[28 Jan 21:00] Ma Baker and Hamm report from the standoff
[28 Jan 20:45] Thrower of Toys reached Simon Ford, but missed
[28 Jan 20:00] Kirika then managed to take out Johannes Nordström (Jeff K)
[28 Jan 21:00] Simon Ford admits his involvement, also Sir Sven Ø'Bjørnchester Samuel J. McHølzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahøy! Wilsøn's view
[28 Jan 21:00] CAttAC: Tense stand-off between unidentified groups - the prelude to another gang war?
[28 Jan 20:00] Jeff K also got David Knipe (Leader Of The Free World)
[28 Jan 20:15] CAttAC: Dangerous criminal JeffK dead in joint SWAT/mercenary raid; two freelance mercs killed in shootout
[28 Jan 20:00] Jeff K killed Richard Nicklin (Big Gary)
[28 Jan 21:55] CoP issues excuse
[28 Jan 11:00] The Fluffy Pufferfish also assassinated Laetitia Stuart-Bruges (Mouse)
[28 Jan 09:55] Sir Sven Ø'Bjørnchester Samuel J. McHølzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahøy! Wilsøn and company shot Ben Fairbairn
[28 Jan 09:15] Ma Baker failed to blow up The Space Moth
[28 Jan 09:25] Ma Baker fatally interrupted Tim Underwood (Huxtable Duck)
[28 Jan 08:45] Ma Baker didn't get Thrower of Toys with a poisoned letter
[28 Jan 07:15] Ma Baker also bombed Taz, unsuccessfully
[28 Jan 13:30] Ma Baker didn't get Assistant Chief Powell
[28 Jan 06:50] Ma Baker bumped off Edward Clayton (Cath Een)
[28 Jan 06:20] Ma Baker was the early bird, and the worm was Daniel Kenyon Jones (Synaptomys Cooperi)
[28 Jan 15:00] someone worried Poisonality
[26 Jan 21:30] Little Miss Naughty executed Chris Ogden (Sugar)
[28 Jan 09:30] Ma Baker had a bomb foiled by Phoenix
[28 Jan 14:46] Sir Sven Ø'Bjørnchester Samuel J. McHølzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahøy! Wilsøn didn't kill Ben Fairbairn after all.
[26 Jan 21:27] Hamm and friends fatally thwarted an attack by Claire Sutcliffe (Vladimir) and accomplice
[26 Jan 20:30] Fluffy Bunny shot Clownie's roommate
[26 Jan 13:00] Pigeon went out of his way to kill Catherine Zentile (The Consciencious Objector)
[28 Jan 18:29] Statement from ALOHA!
[28 Jan 18:23] Cath Een found a rather dubious medical practitioner
[28 Jan 16:45] Elton the dancing crocodile caught Sandra Leaton Gray (Hanch)
[28 Jan 11:00] Phoenix delighted Joanne Magee (Miss Ann Thropy) with a poisoned letter
[28 Jan 17:00] Chop backaxed Matthew Bennett (Gaybrush Threepchoad)
[28 Jan 16:40] Snapdragon also failed to blow up Zorn's Lemmon
[28 Jan 15:20] Snapdragon was foiled by Hanch
[28 Jan 16:55] Ug Gug clarifies the murder of The Axeman of Choice
[28 Jan 16:30] The Fluffy Pufferfish also redeemed
[28 Jan 16:22] Ma Baker was redeemed by the CAttAC
[28 Jan 14:56] Emmafia statement:
[28 Jan 11:00] The Fluffy Pufferfish assassinated Daniel Drodge (Keeper Of The Mex)
[28 Jan 13:16] Hamm shot Ralph Clark (The Lean Mean Physics Machine)
[28 Jan 13:54] Ma Baker makes an announcement
[28 Jan 06:45] Jeff K left a l4m3 bomb for Jeffery "Jeff" GeoffjeffetyJeff
[28 Jan 13:30] someone was seen by The Stoned Philosopher
[28 Jan 10:00] Police statement regarding Ma Baker
[28 Jan 13:16] Hamm shot The Lean Mean Physics Machine
[28 Jan 10:00] The Internationally Wanted Top Terrorist caught up with Simon Sprague (Reider Stigest)
[28 Jan 09:58] The Fluffy Pufferfish did in Ben Frank (Agbar)
[27 Jan 20:00] The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk assassinated David Rufino (Fluffy Bunny)
[28 Jan 09:28] Ma Baker didn't poison The Small Canteloupe
[27 Jan 13:30] Archangel Michael letter-bombed Lalani Dias (Little Miss Trouble)
[27 Jan 22:20] Pigeon & co. were shut out by Bathos
[27 Jan 22:10] Agent Icarus & co. got mixed up with The Laughing Maniac
[27 Jan 21:25] Alert! Alert! Capitalism on the rise!
[26 Jan 10:01] Another Mathmo was watching Jeff K
[26 Jan 17:31] Stupid F**king White Man cleared up the mystery of the attack on The Lean Mean Physics Machine
[27 Jan 19:30] Archangel Michael didn't blow up Johannes Nordström
[27 Jan 08:40] Jeff K failed to bomb someone
[26 Jan 23:39] Chief Avada's statement on the death of Edward Wallace
[26 Jan 17:30] Someone rather naughtily attempted to kill The Lean Mean Physics Machine
[26 Jan 17:15] Private Investigator was present for an attempt on Chief Avada
[26 Jan 18:00] Little Miss Trouble killed 5 innocents, but missed Cupcake
[27 Jan 16:35] Jeff K h4x0r3d Iain Macdonald (Quiet)
[27 Jan 14:45] Synaptomys Cooperi disembodied Helena Dahlhoff (Toddler)
[26 Jan 19:25] Iain Macdonald (Quiet) made an illegal attempt on Spinster
[26 Jan 20:50] Al "Quiche-eater" was kept out by Johannes Nordström
[26 Jan 16:20] someone sort of vaguely tried to get to Robert Ludlum
[26 Jan 16:45] The Player tried to blow up Ma Baker
[26 Jan 19:09] Gaybrush Threepchoad gave Richard Smith (Inverse Sprocket) the heave ho!
[26 Jan 19:44] Cath Een shot Nima Mehdian (Oberon)
[26 Jan 16:52] The Internationally Wanted Top Terrorist erased Naji Ashry (Ug Gug)
[26 Jan 18:49] Agbar removed Tim Blanchard (The Godfather)
[26 Jan 14:45] Polyploid tracked down Alexander Butler (Parthian)
[26 Jan 14:45] Yak made an attempt on Hamm
[26 Jan 13:10] Chief of Police shocked by death on her own doorstep!
[26 Jan 00:02] Pigeon fails to convince Bathos to open her door...
[26 Jan 10:03] Jeff K gunned down David Chow (The Hamburglar)
[26 Jan 10:00] Jeff K wanted for killing an innocent
[26 Jan 00:02] In the Dark didn't reach Firien
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