Lent 2002 Game Headlines

Friday, 25 January

Saturday, 26 January

[00:02am] In the Dark didn't reach Firien
[00:02am] Pigeon fails to convince Bathos to open her door...
[00:03am] The Axeman of Choice heard some nocturnal rumblings
[09:58am] Ug Gug kicked off with Edward Wallace (The Axeman of Choice)
[10:00am] Jeff K wanted for killing an innocent
[10:00am] Obituary for a Mathmo
[10:01am] Another Mathmo was watching Jeff K
[10:03am] Jeff K gunned down David Chow (The Hamburglar)
[13:00pm] Pigeon went out of his way to kill Catherine Zentile (The Consciencious Objector)
[13:10pm] Chief of Police shocked by death on her own doorstep!
[14:45pm] Yak made an attempt on Hamm
[14:45pm] Polyploid tracked down Alexander Butler (Parthian)
[16:20pm] someone sort of vaguely tried to get to Robert Ludlum
[16:45pm] The Player tried to blow up Ma Baker
[16:45pm] The Stoned Philosopher tried to poison Jenny Hellfire
[16:45pm] Poisonality clarified things...
[16:52pm] The Internationally Wanted Top Terrorist erased Naji Ashry (Ug Gug)
[17:15pm] Private Investigator was present for an attempt on Chief Avada
[17:30pm] Someone rather naughtily attempted to kill The Lean Mean Physics Machine
[17:31pm] Stupid F**king White Man cleared up the mystery of the attack on The Lean Mean Physics Machine
[18:00pm] Little Miss Trouble killed 5 innocents, but missed Cupcake
[18:49pm] Agbar removed Tim Blanchard (The Godfather)
[19:09pm] Gaybrush Threepchoad gave Richard Smith (Inverse Sprocket) the heave ho!
[19:25pm] Iain Macdonald (Quiet) made an illegal attempt on Spinster
[19:44pm] Cath Een shot Nima Mehdian (Oberon)
[20:30pm] Fluffy Bunny shot Clownie's roommate
[20:50pm] Al "Quiche-eater" was kept out by Johannes Nordström
[21:27pm] Hamm and friends fatally thwarted an attack by Claire Sutcliffe (Vladimir) and accomplice
[21:30pm] Little Miss Naughty executed Chris Ogden (Sugar)
[23:39pm] Chief Avada's statement on the death of Edward Wallace

Sunday, 27 January

[08:40am] Jeff K failed to bomb someone
[13:30pm] Archangel Michael letter-bombed Lalani Dias (Little Miss Trouble)
[14:45pm] Synaptomys Cooperi disembodied Helena Dahlhoff (Toddler)
[16:35pm] Jeff K h4x0r3d Iain Macdonald (Quiet)
[19:30pm] Archangel Michael didn't blow up Johannes Nordström
[20:00pm] The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk assassinated David Rufino (Fluffy Bunny)
[21:25pm] Alert! Alert! Capitalism on the rise!
[22:10pm] Agent Icarus & co. got mixed up with The Laughing Maniac
[22:20pm] Pigeon & co. were shut out by Bathos

Monday, 28 January

[06:20am] Ma Baker was the early bird, and the worm was Daniel Kenyon Jones (Synaptomys Cooperi)
[06:30am] Ma Baker bumped off Daniel Hancock (Dr. Giardia)
[06:45am] Jeff K left a l4m3 bomb for Jeffery "Jeff" GeoffjeffetyJeff
[06:45am] Ma Baker left an intercepted bomb for Flash Cougar
[06:50am] Ma Baker bumped off Edward Clayton (Cath Een)
[07:15am] Ma Baker also bombed Taz, unsuccessfully
[08:45am] Ma Baker didn't get Thrower of Toys with a poisoned letter
[09:00am] Ma Baker poisoned PC Raymond Mu
[09:15am] Ma Baker failed to blow up The Space Moth
[09:25am] Ma Baker fatally interrupted Tim Underwood (Huxtable Duck)
[09:28am] Ma Baker didn't poison The Small Canteloupe
[09:30am] Ma Baker had a bomb foiled by Phoenix
[09:45am] Ma Baker's bomb didn't work, but she still poisoned Richard Hanke (The Space Moth)
[09:55am] Sir Sven Ø'Bjørnchester Samuel J. McHølzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahøy! Wilsøn and company shot Ben Fairbairn
[09:58am] The Fluffy Pufferfish did in Ben Frank (Agbar)
[10:00am] The Internationally Wanted Top Terrorist caught up with Simon Sprague (Reider Stigest)
[10:00am] Police statement regarding Ma Baker
[10:00am] Sandra Leaton Gray 's poisoned letters reached Kal
[10:10am] Ma Baker tried to poison the corpse of Huxtable Duck
[11:00am] The Fluffy Pufferfish assassinated Daniel Drodge (Keeper Of The Mex)
[11:00am] The Fluffy Pufferfish also assassinated Laetitia Stuart-Bruges (Mouse)
[11:00am] Phoenix delighted Joanne Magee (Miss Ann Thropy) with a poisoned letter
[11:00am] Ma Baker also didn't poison The Chameleon
[13:16pm] Hamm shot The Lean Mean Physics Machine
[13:16pm] Hamm shot Ralph Clark (The Lean Mean Physics Machine)
[13:30pm] someone was seen by The Stoned Philosopher
[13:30pm] Ma Baker didn't get Assistant Chief Powell
[13:54pm] Ma Baker makes an announcement
[14:46pm] Sir Sven Ø'Bjørnchester Samuel J. McHølzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahøy! Wilsøn didn't kill Ben Fairbairn after all.
[14:56pm] Emmafia statement:
[15:00pm] someone worried Poisonality
[15:20pm] Snapdragon was foiled by Hanch
[16:22pm] Ma Baker was redeemed by the CAttAC
[16:30pm] The Fluffy Pufferfish also redeemed
[16:40pm] Snapdragon also failed to blow up Zorn's Lemmon
[16:45pm] Elton the dancing crocodile caught Sandra Leaton Gray (Hanch)
[16:55pm] Ug Gug clarifies the murder of The Axeman of Choice
[17:00pm] Chop backaxed Matthew Bennett (Gaybrush Threepchoad)
[17:00pm] Tomata Hari mutillated the corpse of Keeper Of The Mex
[18:23pm] Cath Een found a rather dubious medical practitioner
[18:29pm] Statement from ALOHA!
[20:00pm] Jeff K killed Richard Nicklin (Big Gary)
[20:00pm] Jeff K also got David Knipe (Leader Of The Free World)
[20:00pm] Kirika then managed to take out Johannes Nordström (Jeff K)
[20:15pm] CAttAC: Dangerous criminal JeffK dead in joint SWAT/mercenary raid; two freelance mercs killed in shootout
[20:45pm] Thrower of Toys reached Simon Ford, but missed
[21:00pm] CAttAC: Tense stand-off between unidentified groups - the prelude to another gang war?
[21:00pm] Ma Baker and Hamm report from the standoff
[21:00pm] Simon Ford admits his involvement, also Sir Sven Ø'Bjørnchester Samuel J. McHølzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahøy! Wilsøn's view
[21:15pm] Alashandra got to Michael Lee (Beardy)
[21:55pm] CoP issues excuse

Tuesday, 29 January

[08:15am] Little Miss Scatterbrain didn't catch The Stoned Philosopher
[12:45pm] Kal sent another poisoned letter. Kirika wasn't killed
[14:00pm] Maverick failed to find someone
[14:05pm] Taz shot Cupcake's friend
[14:38pm] Ed Wallace speakes from beyone the grave
[16:00pm] Kal sent another ineffective poison letter, this time to Manic Depressive Honeybee
[17:30pm] Someone shot Jeffery "Jeff" GeoffjeffetyJeff out of bounds
[17:30pm] Agent Icarus killed Harriet Groom (Ebony Black)
[18:10pm] Miss Gnomial didn't poison In the Dark
[18:20pm] Miss Gnomial's poison letter was outsmarted by Little Miss Naughty
[18:20pm] Miss Gnomial also didn't poison Little Miss Scatterbrain
[18:30pm] Ma Baker's contact poison didn't get Taz
[19:00pm] Hylas the Nymph Pimp eliminated Jonathan Dowse (Mad As Carrots)
[19:08pm] Ed Clayton's funeral announced.
[19:39pm] Simon N. Hyde knocked on Hank The Invincible Maggot's door
[21:00pm] Pigeon bombed Yu Liu (Bathos) and friends
[21:00pm] Pigeon's bomb got Hannah Burton (The Laughing Maniac)
[21:00pm] Pigeon also blew up Isobel Hooper (Honourable Bluebottle the Third)
[21:20pm] In the Dark carried out a hit on Michael Mann (Chocolate Panache)
[21:40pm] Anonymouse carroted David Rufino (Fluffy Bunny) in confusion
[21:40pm] Kal then shot Miklos Reiter (Anonymouse)
[22:30pm] The Internationally Wanted Top Terrorist legally shot a non-player
[22:40pm] Spinster chased Hannah Burton's corpse
[22:45pm] Phoenix prevented her assassination by James Revill (Bambi), the old fashioned way

Wednesday, 30 January

[10:00am] Guitar Dave shot his target and neighbour Bjoern Holzhauer (Ma Baker), then he sent Pigeon a poisoned letter
[12:50pm] Poisonality didn't poison Agent Icarus
[13:00pm] Ed Clayton's funeral held
[15:15pm] SWAT recon team finds two wounded in mysterious circumstances
[16:40pm] Jeffery "Jeff" GeoffjeffetyJeff discovered that Ghost Of was out
[17:00pm] Miss Gnomial caught James Bowe (The Stoned Philosopher) on his bombing run
[17:00pm] SWAT raid on St John's; one dead, three arrested, criminal still at large
[17:00pm] Chief Avada killed William Walter (Mafiapro) in the raid
[17:00pm] Hylas the Nymph Pimp didn't quite kill Snapdragon during his defence
[17:10pm] James Bowe's bomb killed his target's neighbour
[18:00pm] Marwood Bramwell and crew introduced the BFRBG to Hylas the Nymph Pimp
[19:00pm] Kal had yet anither poisoned letter foiled, this one by The Youngest
[21:57pm] Joely Richardson ran into Edward Nokes (Sir Sven Ø'Bjørnchester Samuel J. McHølzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahøy! Wilsøn), with deadly consequences

Thursday, 31 January

[00:46am] Guitar Dave shot his target and neighbour Bjoern Holzhauer (Ma Baker), then he offered his reward as a bounty on Sorin Basca's head
[01:00am] Omega talks from his sickbed
[07:15am] General Powell camped outside Taz's door
[09:05am] Taz killed Ralph Clark (PC Double 'O' Pigeon)
[09:10am] Taz then killed her target Alex Stevenson (Agent Orange)
[10:00am] The Blonde Inquisition's target didn't show
[11:00am] Kal knifed David Swinburne (The Youngest)
[12:15pm] The Small Canteloupe didn't poison Big Daddy G
[12:30pm] Papa Lazarou knocked for Snapdragon
[12:58pm] Barney didn't get The Wrong Trousers with a poisoned letter
[14:05pm] Mr Pink slaughters several, Tinky Winky not harmed
[14:15pm] The Fluffy Pufferfish's counterattack caught Michael Nickson (Holden Caulfield)
[14:15pm] The Fluffy Pufferfish also got Alex Thomson (Mr Pink)
[14:15pm] Agent Icarus prevented an attack by Daniel Kenyon Jones (Synaptomys Cooperi)
[14:30pm] The Rabbi nearly got Exquisite Corpse
[14:43pm] Blatant plug from John's Films
[14:45pm] Omega blew up Steven Cooper (Joely Richardson)
[15:12pm] Next up, a statement from ALOHA! HQ regarding Monday night and the Brutus award.
[15:21pm] Allegations of corruption renewed - but unfounded
[16:45pm] Spud didn't bomb Agent Icarus
[18:28pm] Simon N. Hyde ambushed Aarti Shah (Hank The Invincible Maggot) as she left the shower
[18:45pm] Yak inconvenienced Faris Abou-Saleh (Manic Depressive Honeybee)
[18:45pm] Yak also dismissed Robert Myers (Dr. Kestrel)
[19:00pm] Mr Chives poison lettered Al "Quiche-eater" unsuccessfully
[19:00pm] The Beast also didn't poison Maddo
[23:00pm] In the Dark didn't catch Firien drinking
[23:00pm] Commando didn't poison Yak
[23:36pm] Baby Seals ramble and complain a bit
[23:47pm] Police shows interests in new 'light support weapons'; senior official observes armament tests

Friday, 01 February

[00:00am] Razmatazz shot the waiting Toby Norfolk-Thompson (Paladin)
[00:00am] Razmatazz also got Jonathan Gee (Big Daddy G)
[08:10am] Clownie removed Stephen Shorter (The Sponge)
[10:00am] Elegant and under 40 didn't poison Mr Chives
[10:20am] Little Miss Scatterbrain didn't poison The Chameleon
[10:30am] Shady figure attempts to forment police discord
[10:30am] Kal didn't find Zorn's Lemmon
[12:00pm] Miss Gnomial eliminated Neill Smith (In the Dark)
[12:00pm] The Small Canteloupe poisoned Lewis Westbury (midnightTrooper)
[12:25pm] Hamm wounded Snapdragon
[12:36pm] Fred tried to scare The Fluffy Pufferfish
[12:49pm] ALOHA! Statement
[13:05pm] Sophie chased down Joseph Lindsay (Mr. "Thank Abba for the Music")
[13:19pm] A statement from Ed Wallace's Family
[13:30pm] Albertina poisoned Jon Hind (Scarab)
[13:40pm] The Beast didn't poison Jeffery "Jeff" GeoffjeffetyJeff
[13:45pm] Dazed and Confused stabbed Agent Icarus out of bounds
[14:30pm] Someone made an attempt on Yak
[15:30pm] The Chameleon poisoned Thomas Hopkinson (Chop)
[16:00pm] Hamm again failed to kill Snapdragon
[16:30pm] Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson didn't poison Mad Monkey Assassin
[16:40pm] James Jekyll tried to get Taz
[17:00pm] An Audience of One didn't find The Shepherd
[17:30pm] More accusations recieved
[17:30pm] Firien stabbed David Lano (Aussie Jed)
[17:33pm] Counter-Statement from "The Real ALOHA!"
[18:00pm] Zorn's Lemmon didn't meet Fred
[18:00pm] The Wages Of Sin didn't find The Player
[19:12pm] Omega shot George Raptis (The Abstractionist)
[19:15pm] Tinky Winky nearly got Ghost Of
[19:15pm] Polyploid bravely slew Amanda Lucas (Albertina)
[21:00pm] Phoenix didn't catch The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk
[22:00pm] The Wages Of Sin killed Ian Maddison (Maddo) who was valiently attempting to murder him

Saturday, 02 February

[08:00am] Kirika shot 3 innocents
[08:45am] Kirika didn't get PC Cath Een. Ducks Slaughtered!
[08:50am] Kirika didn't even wake PC Borge W Gush
[11:10am] The Stoned Philosopher didn't poison Jenny Hellfire, very belatedly
[12:00pm] CoP still really paranoid...
[12:00pm] Kirika murdered Mat Varughese (The Player)
[13:15pm] Kirika murdered the Chief of Police
[13:30pm] PC Borge W Gush executed the corrupt William Walter (PC Policepro)
[13:30pm] Hylas the Nymph Pimp met Marwood Bramwell
[13:30pm] Clarity knifed Polly Meeks (Tinky Winky)
[14:00pm] PC Bulldog tried to apprehend Alex "The Killer Mind in a Gorgeous Body" Angel
[14:10pm] Exquisite Corpse didn't quite decapitate Kirika
[14:15pm] General Powell erased Neil Morrison (Sen~or Rambo F. Ollow-through)
[14:36pm] Agent Reider Stigest eliminated Philip Tuddenham (Mister J)
[15:20pm] Razmatazz found it favourable to kill Samuel Ashwell (Stupid F**king White Man)
[15:20pm] NSA 4g3n7 Jeff K erased Vlad Vais (Superlord)
[15:30pm] Kirika (Jonathan Hogg) killed an innocent
[15:30pm] PC Bulldog shredded Mark Reid (Cupcake)
[15:35pm] Albertina's letter didn't poison The Blonde Inquisition
[16:15pm] Potato didn't catch Kirika
[17:00pm] PC In the Dark also didn't find Kirika
[17:30pm] The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk beplucked Peter McIntyre (Pigeon)
[18:00pm] Archangel Michael exacted justice on Colin Magee (Bruce )
[18:00pm] Al "Quiche-eater" waited for Marwood Bramwell
[18:00pm] General Powell eliminated the corrupt James Bowe (PC Edith the Hut)
[18:15pm] Zorn's Lemmon shot a non-player
[18:15pm] Flash Cougar tried to take revenge on Zorn's Lemmon
[19:45pm] General Powell dueled Jonathan Hogg (Kirika) and won
[19:50pm] Exquisite Corpse removed Tom Forster (Simon N. Hyde)
[21:30pm] The new CAttAC reports on today's raids

Sunday, 03 February

[08:30am] Styx couldn't wake Clarity
[11:30am] The Blonde Inquisition didn't quite get The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk
[12:30pm] The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk shot Neill Smith (PC In the Dark)
[13:45pm] NSA 4g3n7 Jeff K didn't eliminate qqzm
[14:30pm] Potato tried to bomb the wanted The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk
[14:35pm] The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk surprised Maria Pooley Currius (The Blonde Inquisition)
[14:50pm] someone chased The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk
[15:30pm] Ex-Chief Avada issues statement
[15:30pm] Hylas the Nymph Pimp didn't get Alex "The Killer Mind in a Gorgeous Body" Angel
[16:11pm] qqzm tried to poison Evelyn Knight
[17:25pm] Snapdragon made an attempt on Evelyn Knight
[18:30pm] Alex "The Killer Mind in a Gorgeous Body" Angel was prepared for Jack Vickeridge (Archangel Michael)
[19:50pm] Potato Cripps started with poison for The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk
[20:50pm] Potato left contact poison for Snapdragon
[21:00pm] Phoenix went on tour
[21:00pm] Poisonality carroted Amandeep Samra (Mistress Of Evil)
[21:40pm] Potato Cripps chatted to PC Cath Een
[21:50pm] Potato Cripps tried to poison the CoP
[21:50pm] Potato Cripps got Tom Withnell (Dazed and Confused)
[22:00pm] Potato Cripps then visited John's
[22:50pm] Edith the Hut's will found!

Monday, 04 February

[06:20am] Miss Gnomial removed the very wanted Michael Cripps (Potato Cripps)
[06:20am] PC Cath Een and PC Vash the Stampede also present
[06:30am] Potato Cripps didn't poison Robert Ludlum
[08:40am] Thrower of Toys didn't catch Snapdragon
[10:00am] Potato Cripps contact poisoned Susan Law (Alashandra)
[10:30am] Potato Cripps didn't poison PC Cath Een
[10:40am] Potato Cripps didn't poison Thrower of Toys
[10:46am] Miss Gnomial knifed Laura McIntyre (Lara Croft)
[11:10am] Potato Cripps didn't poison Agent Reider Stigest
[11:30am] Potato Cripps didn't poison The Fluffy Pufferfish
[11:48am] Potato Cripps didn't poison Simon Ford
[12:00pm] Private Investigator didn't poison Superlord
[12:01pm] Potato Cripps didn't poison Snapdragon
[12:30pm] Potato Cripps didn't poison Omega
[13:00pm] Chief Avada's funeral
[13:04pm] The Wrong Trousers didn't destroy Fred
[13:10pm] Potato Cripps didn't poison Matt Rowen
[13:40pm] Kal bombed the corpse of Potato Cripps
[13:50pm] Potato Cripps didn't poison Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson
[14:00pm] Yak shot Rebecca Peatman (Tomata Hari)
[14:04pm] PC Borge W Gush assassinaterised The Ginger Witch
[15:30pm] Potato Cripps didn't poison Hylas the Nymph Pimp
[15:40pm] Hamm killed Edward Knowles (Thrower of Toys)
[15:45pm] Potato Cripps didn't poison An Audience of One
[16:00pm] Ghost Of poisoned an innocent
[16:00pm] Hamm ambushed Hannah Burton (PC Esra Ym Drofnib)
[16:10pm] Hamm exchanged fire with The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk
[17:20pm] Potato Cripps didn't poison The Chameleon
[17:42pm] Potato Cripps didn't poison Clownie
[18:28pm] PC Vash the Stampede briefly tried to kill Ghost Of
[18:50pm] Potato Cripps didn't poison Taz
[20:00pm] PC Avada removed Richard Bradley (Smiths) and a neighbour
[20:10pm] Potato Cripps didn't poison Poisonality
[21:40pm] Robert Ludlum removed Daniel Grundy (Phoenix)
[21:40pm] Robert Ludlum murdered PC Rowenio
[21:45pm] Robert Ludlum knifed innocents
[22:00pm] Potato Cripps didn't contact poison The Shepherd
[22:15pm] Kal exchanged fire with Elton the dancing crocodile
[22:20pm] Elton the dancing crocodile also faced Phoenix
[22:30pm] Potato Cripps didn't poison Styx

Tuesday, 05 February

[08:00am] PC Avada got another one: A. S. Sassin (Little Miss Naughty)
[08:45am] Phoenix didn't poison The Rabbi
[09:00am] Polyploid didn't poison Chocolate Cheesecake
[09:01am] Potato Cripps didn't poison Chocolate Cheesecake
[10:30am] Potato Cripps didn't poison General Powell
[11:02am] The Internationally Wanted Top Terrorist killed Naji Ashry (PC Ug Gug) again
[11:40am] Potato Cripps actually poisoned someone: Peter Beentje (Firien)
[12:01pm] Sir Svoen O'Bjoernchoester Samuel J. Mc Hoelzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilsoen and Special Agent Avada did away with Harriet Groom (PC Vengance Will Be Mine)
[12:30pm] PC Dove fought The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk
[12:40pm] Clarity mutillated Firien's corpse a bit
[15:45pm] The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk didn't contact poison PC Dove
[16:00pm] PC Edith approached
[16:10pm] Special Agent Avada's lizard ate Sandra Leaton Gray (PC Hanch)
[16:55pm] Simon Ford discombobulated Jonathan Carpenter (Maverick)
[17:00pm] Poisonality mopped up Chris Ogden (PC Nicely Nicely)
[18:30pm] PC Potato didn't poison The Internationally Wanted Top Terrorist
[19:00pm] Agent Icarus didn't quite poison The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk
[19:00pm] Potato Cripps didn't poison Clarity
[19:15pm] PC Potato almost apprehended Ghost Of
[21:00pm] Jeffery "Jeff" GeoffjeffetyJeff tried something innovative on Ghost Of
[22:00pm] PC Vash the Stampede mutilated the corpse of PC Nicely Nicely
[22:30pm] PC Dove holed James Wright (The Choadst Pirgayte LeChoadk) repeatedly

Wednesday, 06 February

[14:30pm] PC Vash the Stampede and the CoP removed Roger Benson (Ghost Of)
[14:40pm] Escrivitor Karavas then counterambushed, killing Jonathan Hogg (PC Vash the Stampede) and severely wounding the CoP
[15:00pm] James Jekyll made an attempt on Taz
[16:45pm] Little Miss Scatterbrain ambushed her asassin Scott Boham (Miss Gnomial), rather well
[16:46pm] PC Confused happened to be passing, and shot Charlotte Wing (Little Miss Scatterbrain)
[19:00pm] Escrivitor Karavas killed the innocent *********
[20:15pm] Escrivitor Karavas shot Daniel Kenyon Jones (PC Cooperi) as part of a complicated mess
[20:16pm] Styx ambushed the pursuing Scott Boham (PC Gnomial)
[20:30pm] Escrivitor Karavas shot the entirely innocent Matthew Garret
[22:00pm] The Wages Of Sin got Matthew Swarbrick (Mad Monkey Assassin) the second time
[22:36pm] Mort is back from the dead

Thursday, 07 February

[08:38am] Proeliator poisoned his Neighbour
[10:00am] Agent Reider Stigest caught up with Matthew Johnson (Escrivitor Karavas)
[12:50pm] The Small Canteloupe made an attempt on PC Big Gary
[14:30pm] PC Borge W Gush double-killed with Tom Withnell (PC Confused)
[16:00pm] Thomas Hardcastle (A Victim of Circumstances) committed suicide
[16:45pm] Papa Lazarou didn't poison the dead Escrivitor Karavas
[16:45pm] Taz murdered Neil Morrison (PC Samuel L. Benoit G. Sunset Vicedo Sunset G. Babylon M.AcGyver Jackson Sammo Matlock Hung Juan Ramiresh Quincy C. Ironside from Shpain)
[18:15pm] Spud planted rather a nice bomb for The Crippled Son of a Bureaucrat
[21:20pm] The Wages Of Sin finally removed Sorin Basca (Taz)
[22:00pm] The Wages Of Sin made three attempts on PC Big Gary
[22:22pm] James Jekyll warned the dead Taz
[23:02pm] CoP gets even more paranoid

Friday, 08 February

[11:00am] PC Edith the Sociopathic Hutt went a little psychotic, and tried to kill PC Cath Een and the OCLO
[13:45pm] PC Edith the Sociopathic Hutt killed some guy
[15:30pm] Clownie didn't poison U.N.C.L.E.'s Neice
[16:00pm] Omega and Electric Jellybaby both missed
[17:30pm] The Chameleon didn't poison Jeffery "Jeff" GeoffjeffetyJeff
[18:15pm] Mr Chives poisoned Ian Maddison (PC Pold's Evil Twin)
[19:00pm] The Beast removed Alex Cairnes (Exquisite Corpse)
[19:00pm] The Blue Scream of Death didn't poison Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson
[19:00pm] Someone didn't blow up Omega
[19:25pm] Marwood Bramwell and the OCLO shot the dead PC Pold's Evil Twin
[19:45pm] Avada & co. tried to get PC Big Gary

Saturday, 09 February

[00:40am] Mr Chives didn't poison PC Big Gary
[09:00am] Mr Chives didn't poison The Shepherd
[10:00am] Mr Chives didn't poison The Rabbi
[11:25am] Mr Chives didn't poison Robert Ludlum
[12:00pm] PC Edith the Sociopathic Hutt shot another innocent
[13:00pm] Nocturnal ramblings
[14:25pm] Snapdragon didn't get The Shepherd & co.
[15:20pm] Hylas the Nymph Pimp nearly killed Commando
[16:00pm] Organised Crime Liason Officer Avada blew up Stephen McIntosh (qqzm)
[16:30pm] Sophie and Jenny Hellfire nearly got Elton the dancing crocodile
[16:49pm] Penguin was being silly
[17:00pm] The Blue Scream of Death didn't poison The Chameleon
[17:20pm] Jenny Hellfire tried to get Lethal Tangerine
[18:20pm] PC Vash & co. tried to get Fred and Matthew Lohse
[23:45pm] PC Morse didn't get to PC Big Gary

Sunday, 10 February

[01:00am] PC Vash tried to bomb PC Big Gary
[01:39am] CoP issues comprehensive rebuttal
[03:00am] PC Big Gary returned the favour to PC Vash
[11:00am] Organised Crime Liason Officer Avada didn't bomb The Shepherd
[13:00pm] PC Dove found the body of Lewis Westbury (PC midnightBobbie)
[13:00pm] Organised Crime Liason Officer Avada blew up Catherine Hall (U.N.C.L.E.'s Neice)
[14:00pm] Flash Cougar didn't blow up Clownie
[15:15pm] PC Vash and PC Leader of the Free Wrold didn't bash Fred
[16:30pm] The Rabbi was the trigger-man for an illegal attempt on Private Investigator
[17:15pm] Organised Crime Liason Officer Avada finally eliminated Carlos Ludlow-Palafox (Lobo)
[17:45pm] PC Cath Een then got Elisa Barcellos (Barney)
[18:00pm] Razmatazz fed Andrew Bisgrove (Fred) to his pet
[18:05pm] Robert Ludlum killed three innocents
[19:30pm] Kal and Phoenix were outsmarted by Clownie
[19:50pm] PC Leader of the Free World and PC Hamburgler removed Jenna Spellane (Alex "The Killer Mind in a Gorgeous Body" Angel)
[22:00pm] PC Potato waited for The Shepherd
[23:02pm] SRCF funding appeal

Monday, 11 February

[03:00am] PC Morse finally removed Richard Nicklin (PC Big Gary)
[07:15am] Crippled Son of a Bureaucrat refrained from confronting PC Potato
[09:30am] Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson blew up Abdollah Ghavami (Proeliator)
[12:00pm] Omega finished his business with Ric Brackenbury  (The Wages Of Sin)
[12:25pm] Robert Ludlum is a better shot than Philip Bustin (PC Mabel)
[12:30pm] PC Edith the Sociopathic Hutt killed some more innocents
[13:00pm] Yak tried to find The Small Canteloupe
[17:30pm] PC Dove was part of a SWAT team who attacked Robert Ludlum
[19:50pm] NSA 4g3n7 Jeff K tried to remove Al "Quiche-eater"
[20:40pm] General Colin Powell lead another raid against Robert Ludlum
[21:15pm] Al "Quiche-eater" nearly stopped Marwood Bramwell and the police
[22:20pm] General Colin Powell didn't attempt to kill PC Potato
[23:30pm] Styx didn't poison Razmatazz

Tuesday, 12 February

[09:06am] Styx had a bit of a firefight with The Internationally Wanted Top Terrorist
[09:06am] The Wrong Trousers didn't blow up Evelyn Knight
[10:20am] Styx didn't poison Al "Quiche-eater"
[13:59pm] Styx successfully concluded his business with Robert Hiersemenzel (The Internationally Wanted Top Terrorist)
[14:00pm] Fluffy Pufferfish then got James Maggs (The Chameleon)
[15:00pm] An Abelian Grape couldn't factor out The Rabbi
[15:00pm] Omega worried Organised Crime Liason Officer Avada
[18:50pm] Cauis Senior Tutor complained about a bomb.
[20:00pm] PC Exquisite Corpse surprised Angela Rayner (Chocolate Cheesecake)

Wednesday, 13 February

[13:10pm] PC Hamburgler rather badly failed to kill NSA 4g3n7 Jeff K
[13:25pm] The Small Canteloupe used the incredible human knife (stunt double number 3) to kill Darren Barnes (PC Tosh)
[13:30pm] Al "Quiche-eater" didn't remove NSA 4g3n7 Jeff K
[13:30pm] PC Incorruptible mutillated the corpse of Chocolate Cheesecake
[14:00pm] Marwood Bramwell might have bombed Omega
[14:02pm] PC Edith the Sociopathic Hutt killed another innocent
[16:00pm] Papa Lazarou couldn't catch Clarity
[16:45pm] PC Dark and PC Dreamer failed to raid PC Godfather
[18:30pm] Special Constable Bulldog led a raid on The Shepherd
[19:20pm] Evidence of corruption recieved
[20:10pm] PC Morse didn't letter-bomb PC Godfather
[21:00pm] Penguin is hearing voices

Thursday, 14 February

[08:47am] Organised Crime Liason Officer Avada didn't manage to not try to kill PC Edith the Sociopathic Hutt
[09:51am] PC Morse caught up with Michael Cripps (PC Potato)
[10:00am] NSA 4g3n7 Jeff K h4x0r3d the corpse of Jack Vickeridge (Archangel Michael)
[10:00am] Inspector Morse letter-bombed Darren Price (The Shepherd)
[10:00am] Inspector Morse rather comically also removed Jamie Collinson (The Rabbi)
[10:20am] The Fluffy Pufferfish eliminated Christopher Wood (Clarity)
[12:30pm] Snapdragon tried to arrange the death of Omega
[13:45pm] Commando didn't kill Yak
[16:00pm] PC WI Wikiwiki tried to get The Shepherd
[17:00pm] Jenny Hellfire tried to spread the joy to Kal
[19:30pm] Spud sent the Traditional Valentines Bomb (TM) to Poisonality
[19:30pm] PC Edith the Sociopathic Hutt declared his ...erm... affection to Organised Crime Liason Officer Avada
[22:45pm] PC Vash shot James Bowe (PC Edith the Sociopathic Hutt)
[22:45pm] Information on Matt Lohse revealed

Friday, 15 February

[01:00am] Corrupt officer attempts to bribe CoP with poisoned muffins!
[09:02am] Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson didst most nobley vanquishe Peter Beentje (Mort)
[09:15am] Agent Vash tidily executed Daniel Grundy (PC Phoenix Rebjorne)
[11:15am] NSA 4g3n7 Jeff K anti-campered David Knipe (PC Leader of the Free World)
[12:25pm] Snapdragon couldn't find Mort
[13:00pm] The Beast expertly excised Sam Blackburn (Private Investigator)
[13:10pm] Robert Ludlum also shot PC Phoenix Rebjorne
[13:10pm] Agent WI Wikiwiki brought the Law to bear on Neill Smith (PC Dark)
[13:10pm] James Jekyll made a non-attempt on Snapdragon
[15:20pm] Evelyn Knight didn't kill An Abelian Grape
[16:00pm] ALOHA Statement
[19:15pm] Robert Ludlum murdered Simon Hunt (PC Shunt)
[20:45pm] The Rabbi definately didn't have PC Dove killed

Saturday, 16 February

[13:10pm] Al "Quiche-eater" met Johannes Nordström (NSA 4g3n7 Jeff K)
[17:30pm] Marwood Bramwell left another box for Omega
[17:40pm] General Colin Powell led (yet) another unsuccessful raid on Robert Ludlum
[18:00pm] PC Dove shot and bombed PC Hawks, without killing her
[20:57pm] The Small Canteloupe killed 13 armed innocents
[21:30pm] PC Cath Een removed a large but nonexistant threat - 7 armed innocents

Sunday, 17 February

[09:30am] General Colin Powell led some more people to visit Robert Ludlum again
[13:00pm] Penguin didn't blow up Snapdragon
[13:58pm] Robert Ludlum sprang Sam Blackburn (PC Private Investigator)'s ambush, from behind
[13:58pm] Robert Ludlum then gunned down Jenny Chase (Organised Crime Liason Officer Avada)
[13:58pm] Agent Vash took down Matthew Lohse (Robert Ludlum)
[21:25pm] Flash Cougar garotted Christine Twite (Elegant and under 40)
[22:30pm] Agent Innocent kicked off with Liam McClean (Jeffery "Jeff" GeoffjeffetyJeff)

Monday, 18 February

[10:00am] Simon James Ford didn't blow up the corpse of Elegant and under 40
[12:00pm] Deirdre McCloskey encountered Kirsty Andrew (Sophie)
[13:00pm] Phoenix stabbed the corpse of Sophie some more
[13:00pm] Yak took out his frustration on Lara Crow (Phoenix)
[13:30pm] Agent Innocent didn't blow up the corpse of Sophie
[13:51pm] James Jekyll made a non-non-attempt on Snapdragon
[17:00pm] Hylas the Nymph Pimp came calling for PC Hamburgler
[19:45pm] Chief Inspector Morse, Head of the Telegraph Directorate thwarted in his attempt on PC Hawks

Tuesday, 19 February

[09:50am] An Abelian Grape wasn't early enough to catch The Fluffy Pufferfish
[12:50pm] Chief Inspector Morse, Head of the Telegraph Directorate didn't bring justice to PC Hawks
[14:00pm] An Abelian Grape didn't find PC Hawks
[14:19pm] Bjoern Holzhauer killed David Chow (PC Hamburgler)
[14:40pm] James Jekyll made a non-non-non-attempt on Snapdragon
[17:00pm] The Wrong Trousers left assorted explosives for Elton the dancing crocodile
[17:55pm] Captain Vash, Keeper of the Hallowed Doughnut was thwarted by the black magic of PC Hawks

Wednesday, 20 February

[00:00am] General Colin Powell forced to demote Agent Innocent
[09:50am] Chief Inspector Morse, Head of the Telegraph Directorate led an unsuccessful ambush on PC Hawks
[11:00am] An Abelian Grape stabbed Rosemary Warner (The Fluffy Pufferfish)
[15:30pm] James Jekyll made a non-non-non-non-attempt on Snapdragon
[16:30pm] Papa Lazarou left an Interesting Bomb for Elton the dancing crocodile
[17:00pm] Styx didn't manage to bomb An Abelian Grape
[17:30pm] Jenny Hellfire and asociates failed to kill Kal and two other occupants of the same staircase
[19:00pm] SWAT Cheerleader-in-Chief Innocent Killer Bunny ate Jonathan Gee (PC Big Daddy G)
[19:00pm] Marwood Bramwell chatted to Omega

Thursday, 21 February

[01:00am] Omega made an appeal on behalf of SWAT Cheerleader-in-Chief Innocent Killer Bunny
[07:00am] Styx refrained from bombing Elton the dancing crocodile
[08:40am] Inconspicuous didn't quite blow up Elton the dancing crocodile
[12:05pm] Snapdragon shot Martin O'Leary (An Abelian Grape)
[12:06pm] Captain Vash, Keeper of the Hallowed Doughnut saw Stuart Moore (Omega) attempting to kill someone in public, and did his duty
[12:10pm] Agent Wages of Sin outmanauvered Yu Liu (PC Hawks)
[14:20pm] Commando called on Yak and recieved a late poisoned letter
[15:30pm] Spud again failed to bomb Poisonality
[18:15pm] PC Godfather killed Tom Forster (Chief Inspector Morse, Head of the Telegraph Directorate) during the SWAT raid on Selwyn
[18:20pm] Agent WI Wikiwiki then took revenge on Tim Blanchard (PC Godfather)
[18:20pm] Captain Vash, Keeper of the Hallowed Doughnut and Kal were also involved
[18:30pm] The Pussy removed Paul Hickford (Elton the dancing crocodile)
[19:02pm] Poisonality successfully lurked Jolyon Winstam (Marwood Bramwell)
[19:25pm] PC Cath Een managed to catch out David Rufino (PC Fluffy)

Friday, 22 February

[08:30am] Someone tried to bomb Flash Cougar
[09:58am] Flash Cougar set upon Sally Clough (The Pussy)
[12:00pm] Styx was forced to waste an interesting bomb on Kal
[22:00pm] Kal was forced, at gunpoint, to bomb The Beast - but failed

Saturday, 23 February

[14:17pm] Reward offered for incompetents

Sunday, 24 February

[12:10pm] Commando knocked for Yak
[20:00pm] Lunatic Doormouse eliminated Adrian Proctor (Commando)
[23:00pm] General Colin Powell and the SWAT team got a liiiiiiitle drunk

Monday, 25 February

[11:05am] SWAT Cheerleader-in-Chief Innocent Killer Bunny freaked out PC Bob
[16:30pm] Hylas the Nymph Pimp tried to bomb Kal
[20:30pm] PC Investigator and some more SWAT team bothered Kal
[23:00pm] The Internationally Wanted Top Terrorist apparently masterminded a rather elaborate wind-up of SWAT Cheerleader-in-Chief Innocent Killer Bunny

Tuesday, 26 February

[12:50pm] Papa Lazarou did munch Stephen Ingram (Kal)
[15:00pm] Agent Orange, Head of the Jungle Warfare Division didn't quite die to Al "Quiche-eater"
[16:00pm] The Wrong Trousers didn't blow up Jenny Hellfire
[18:05pm] Captain Vash, Keeper of the Hallowed Doughnut didn't meet Deirdre McCloskey
[21:00pm] PC Marwood Bramwell removed Susan Law (PC Alashandra)
[23:52pm] Reward offered for Simon Ford

Wednesday, 27 February

[11:20am] Styx stared hard at PC Exquisite Corpse
[11:30am] Styx blow up, did not Yak
[11:39am] Yak called for Papa Lazarou
[13:00pm] PC Investigator didn't know about Kal
[14:00pm] Snapdragon nearly bombed Hylas the Nymph Pimp, coincidentally, a SWAT raid also took place.
[15:40pm] Styx left a present for Al "Quiche-eater"
[16:10pm] Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson blew up a minion of Evelyn Knight
[20:00pm] Hylas the Nymph Pimp killed the wrong person
[20:30pm] Styx blew up Roger Tamraz (Deirdre McCloskey)
[23:00pm] General Colin Powell executed Alex Cairnes (PC Exquisite Corpse)

Thursday, 28 February

[11:15am] Agent Orange, Head of the Jungle Warfare Division dropped in on Al "Quiche-eater"
[11:29am] Yak blew up Stephen Shorter (PC Grandmaster Flash)
[12:00pm] Hylas the Nymph Pimp shot the legs of SWAT Cheerleader-in-Chief Innocent Killer Bunny
[13:00pm] Styx didn't poison Papa Lazarou
[13:00pm] Inconspicuous tried to blow up Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson
[13:30pm] Agent Don Vito didn't blow up PC Nocturne
[15:00pm] Styx got another neighbour of Evelyn Knight
[16:00pm] PC Horseshoe Shaped Thingy called for Yak
[18:00pm] Hylas the Nymph Pimp shot the legs of Agent Don Vito
[18:00pm] Captain Vash, Keeper of the Hallowed Doughnut and Snapdragon also in John's
[21:00pm] PC Horseshoe Shaped Thingy's gun jammed in the general direction of Jenny Hellfire

Friday, 01 March

[00:00am] Muhammad Esa (Hylas the Nymph Pimp) committed suicide
[00:00am] Rosemary Fletcher (Evelyn Knight) thunderbolted
[02:30am] Generalfeldmarschall Herr Kolin Pöwell used what might be considered excessive amounts of explosive to kill off James Bowe (PC Bob)
[13:00pm] Simon James Ford didn't letter-bomb Al "Quiche-eater"
[19:45pm] Flash Cougar removed Michael Anderson (PC Nocturne)
[20:11pm] Agent Orange, Head of the Jungle Warfare Division tried to bomb Jenny Hellfire
[21:20pm] Papa Lazarou left a literary bomb for Al "Quiche-eater"
[21:30pm] Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson left a hospital bomb for Al "Quiche-eater"
[23:45pm] PC Horseshoe Shaped Thingy made a slightly unusual attempt on Jenny Hellfire

Saturday, 02 March

[11:00am] PC Horseshoe Shaped Thingy decided not to kill Flash Cougar
[13:00pm] SWAT Cheerleader-in-Chief Innocent Killer Bunny devoured Robert McNeilly (Spud)
[13:00pm] Snapdragon didn't find Al "Quiche-eater"
[17:00pm] Chief of Police announces restructuring of the Force
[21:30pm] SWAT Cheerleader-in-Chief Innocent Killer Bunny ate William Walter (PC Blue Carrot Cake)
[23:30pm] Agent Wages of Sin killed Lara Crow (PC Phoenix)
[23:35pm] Kal's contact poison proved effective a week later, killing Sam Blackburn (PC Investigator)
[23:50pm] Agent Wages of Sin missed Agent Reider Stigest

Sunday, 03 March

[00:05am] PC Fish and Cripps called for Al "Quiche-eater"
[17:00pm] Snapdragon chatted to Al "Quiche-eater"
[17:45pm] Al "Quiche-eater" tried to blow up Flash Cougar
[18:00pm] Al "Quiche-eater" stalked and bombed Snapdragon
[22:00pm] Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson and PC Pufferfish didn't quite kill Agent Reider Stigest
[23:00pm] Generalfeldmarschall Herr Kolin Pöwell erased Stuart Moore (PC Horseshoe Shaped Thingy)
[23:30pm] James Jekyll tried to blow up Flash Cougar

Monday, 04 March

[01:42am] Reward offered for Agent Reider Stigest
[08:45am] SWAT Cheerleader-in-Chief Innocent Killer Bunny and Agent Orange, Head of the Jungle Warfare Division were also on the SWAT raid
[10:00am] Generaloberst Herr Karl Vash, Wächter des geheiligten Sauerkrauts shot Martin O'Leary (PC Fruit, Commuter division)
[11:20am] Agent Pufferfish assisted in the death of Simon Sprague (Agent Reider Stigest)
[12:11pm] James Jekyll killed James Osborn (Snapdragon)
[14:35pm] The ghost of Escrivitor Karavas shot some people
[14:45pm] Generaloberst Herr Karl Vash, Wächter des geheiligten Sauerkrauts narrowly failed to kill PC Incorruptible
[15:30pm] Jenny Hellfire made an attempt on Lunatic Doormouse
[21:00pm] Simon Ford nearly blew up Sir Sven O'Bjornchester Samuel J. McHolzhauer Yirteen-blimps-ahoy! Wilson
[21:00pm] Agent WI Kiwikiwi removed Mark Goddard (Lunatic Doormouse)
[21:30pm] PC Fish and Cripps went a little over the top, trying to get Al "Quiche-eater"
[22:10pm] SWAT Mascot Impossibly Fluffy Innocent Killer Bunny of Doom took revenge on the corpse of Matthew Garrett

Tuesday, 05 March

[11:30am] SWAT Mascot Impossibly Fluffy Innocent Killer Bunny of Doom deployed a Killer Octopus near to Al "Quiche-eater"
[12:30pm] Al "Quiche-eater" opened fire on Flash Cougar
[18:30pm] Poisonality and Simon Ford back(stabbed/garotted/mauled) David Owens (Flash Cougar)
[20:45pm] SWAT Executive Officer Oberstleutnant Herr Hans Örangen, Divisionschef Dschungelkriegsführung led the firing squad which removed Michael Cripps (PC Fish and Cripps)

Wednesday, 06 March

[09:15am] SWAT Mascot Impossibly Fluffy Innocent Killer Bunny of Doom exchanged fire with Inconspicuous
[15:00pm] Agent Orange, Head of the Jungle Warfare Division and some other police didn't blow up Yak
[18:00pm] The Little Lizard Liberation Front rose up against Christopher Howlett (Inconspicuous)
[20:01pm] The upright citizen Bjoern Holzhauer took a potshot at PC Incorruptible

Thursday, 07 March

[12:45pm] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachvesky shot Päivi Pasi (Poisonality)
[13:00pm] ALOHA Statement
[13:30pm] PC Michael B Good tried to kill PC Dreamer
[18:30pm] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachvesky foiled in an attempt to kill off the police force
[20:22pm] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachvesky blew up an innocent
[21:30pm] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachvesky shot an innocent
[22:30pm] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachvesky didn't blow up SWAT Mascot Impossibly Fluffy Innocent Killer Bunny of Doom
[22:32pm] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachvesky also contact poisoned SWAT Mascot Impossibly Fluffy Innocent Killer Bunny of Doom's door
[22:50pm] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachvesky then tried to blow up PC Private

Friday, 08 March

[09:30am] Agent WI Wikiwiki got his leg back from Simon James Ford
[14:40pm] Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachvesky dazzled Sam Blackburn (PC Private)
[16:00pm] Agent Wages of Sin tried to poison Yak
[18:00pm] PC Trustworthy went after PC Incorruptible
[18:20pm] Generalfeldmarschall Herr Kolin Pöwell removed Jonathan Hogg (Generaloberst Herr Karl Vash, Wächter des geheiligten Sauerkrauts)
[18:20pm] Generalfeldmarschall Herr Kolin Pöwell also got PC Michael B Good
[18:30pm] PC Dove mutilated Neill Smith (PC Dark)

Saturday, 09 March

[11:30am] Jenny Hellfire legally killed two innocents
[12:30pm] SWAT Mascot Impossibly Fluffy Innocent Killer Bunny of Doom killed Jacob Collins (Yak)

Sunday, 10 March

[00:00am] PC Cath Een and Special Constable Bulldog killed 78 innocents
[00:31am] Statement from the Magnanimous Emperor of the Known Universe, Illustrious Ajatollah of Justice and Freedom, Gratious Lord of all that is Chocolatey with Minty Bits, Hauptmann-General Colin Powell
[01:23am] Soldats Statement
[15:30pm] SWAT Mascot Impossibly Fluffy Innocent Killer Bunny of Doom contact poisoned Jenny Hellfire's doorknob
[15:30pm] PC Trustworthy stopped Michael Cripps (PC Michael B Good)
[15:40pm] PC Trustworthy then shot Peter McIntyre (Agent Dove)
[16:05pm] PC Ludlum shot Matthew Lohse (PC Ludlum) repeatedly
[17:45pm] Jenny Hellfire nearly got Papa Lazarou
[17:55pm] PC Bureaucrat managed to fridge Scott Boham (Agent WI Wikiwiki)
[18:00pm] Duel Truce Declared

Tuesday, 12 March

[09:58am] Agent Wages of Sin blew up Stephen Siklos

Thursday, 14 March

[19:30pm] The Duel

Friday, 15 March

[00:05am] The Showdown
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