| Current status: | Alive |
| Address: | Rm. 2, 3 St.Pauls Rd, Caius No Water |
| Current score: | 161 |
| Total number of kills: | 6 |
| Total number of deaths: | 2 |
| Current pseudonym: | Automatic Umpire Bloke |
| Previous pseudonyms: | The Health and Safety Inspectorate |
| Lieutenent Leek | |
| Teddy the terrorist | |
| Ed Wallace | |
| YourLocalAutomaticUmpireExpert |
| Assassinations: | Deaths: | Failed attempts: | Survived attempts: | |
| Edward Wallace | 1 | 1 | ||
| (Wed 20:03) | (Fri 02:03) | |||
| Johannes Nordström | 2 | |||
| (Sat 19:55) (Fri 20:05) | ||||
| Matthew Bennett | 1 | |||
| (Sat 21:20) | ||||
| Stoo Gill | 1 | |||
| (Sat 21:49) | ||||
| Frances Robinson | 2 | |||
| (Mon 11:00) (Sat 21:59) | ||||
| Alex Churchill | 1 | |||
| (Mon 16:47) | ||||
| David Chow | 2 | |||
| (Wed 22:45) (Wed 17:45) |
Produced at Fri Oct 5 21:15:32 2001 .