The last two "real" criminals succeeded in erasing their criminal record by murdering the entire Police Force, and the first set of incompetents have now been wiped out by our valient officers.
| Pseudonym: | Full name: | College: | Address: | Water? |
| Lloyd | Jamie Douglass (yes to duel) |
Sidney Sussex | T9 Garden Court | No water weapons |
| Wanted for incompetence and the murder of several innocents. Also wanted for armed terrorism. Approach with care, Lloyd has already killed one PC. Was wanted before. | ||||
| Pseudonym: | Full name: | College: | Commited crimes: | Cause of Death |
| Purple Lady | Frances Robinson | John's | Wanted for the brutal murder of sheepy tim in King's cantine in plain view of 300 shocked students and planning to blow up Trinity College | Shot by Dial Emma for murder |
| (Formerly)MOST WANTED: Dial Emma for murder (DEfM) | Simon Ford | Emmanuel | Wanted according to the offences against the person act 1861, s.29: Causing gunpowder to explode, or sending to any person an explosive substance [...], with intent to do grievous bodily harm (which most importantly resulted in the death of an innocent. Then proceeded to murder PC elephantitis, PC fire-eagle, PC Valkyrie, PC Ribena, PC Sheepy Tim, PC Burns, PC Purple Lady, PC Jasper McKintley, PC Dark Side, PC Teleute and made attempts on the lives of Chief Incorruptible and Jehova's Witness. Has corrupted Commander Sniper and PC Bud White. He has made attempts on all the players his mafia knows about, sometimes with poisoned letters, sometimes in person. If he finds out that you are playing, he'll come after you, so take him down - now! He has also murdered several innocents and used contact poison in public places (not that that was especially noteworthy considering his criminal record).Anyone approaching this especially dangerous criminal is advised to proceed with utmost caution, the criminal is well-armed, dangerous and has nothing to loose. | PC Cookie Monster's knife in his chest |
| VANGO | Simon Cosgrove | Pembroke | Wanted for the gruesome, premeditated and coldblooded murder of an innocent, to whom he handed a letter of which he (correctly) assumed that it was poisoned. | Executed by the non-existent Pembroke mafia |
| MOST
WANTED: SWAT Commander "Sniper" | Mario Sainz-Martinez | Jesus | Wanted for conspiring with the (now dead) wanted criminal Dial Emma for Murder, abuse of office and corruption. Has conspired to murder Chief Incorruptible and created Black Ops teams to carry out illegal operations without the knowledge of the government. Has also shot PC Lenny Police officers are warned that he might try blackmail or corrupt them, the best reaction to this is to shoot him. Charges of libel and defamation have also been brought forward against him by fellow police officers. | torn apart by a mine set up by Lina Inverse |
| WANTED - DELIVER DEAD OR NOT
ALIVE PC "Bud White" | Alex Wood | Emmanuel | Wanted for corruption to the criminal Dial Emma for Murder and participation in an attempt on Chief Incorruptible. | Killed by Muffy the Umpire Flayer |
| Nobody | Robert Ennals | King's | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by Traffic Policeman Editor |
| Sergeant Pumpernickel | Joseph Zuntz | Queen's | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by Traffic Policeman Ribena |
| Chark | Charmaine Coutinho | Newnham | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by Acting-Chief "Incorruptible" |
| Bubbles | Louise Davies | Jesus | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by Traffic Policeman Dilemma |
| Crispman | Julian Hunt | Trinity Hall | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by Speed Camera Repairman Editor |
| Lucifer | Lucy McWilliam | Darwin | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by Ticket Inspector "Dilemma" and Traffic Policeman "Bud White" |
| I-will-eat-you | Chris Morton | Robinson | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by Archangel |
| Gringo | Jon Reynaga | Sidney | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by Speed Camera Repairman Dilemma |
| Merrykare | Jenna Spellane | Trinity | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by several people! |
| The Welsh Witch | Rachel Sara Borysiewicz | John's | Wanted for Incompetence | Killer unknown |
| John Galt | Navin Dasigi | Trinity | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by "Viper" |
| Despair | Colin Magee | Trinity | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by "Captain Caveman" |
| Horny Protoceratops | Jack Rudd | Girton | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by Traffic Warden "Dilemma" |
| Mata Hari | Eleni Gouliou | Emmanuel | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by Traffic Warden "Dilemma" |
| Ich will sterben, Je veux mourir, Quiero morir | Etienne Chatenay | Christ's | Wanted for what he prefers to call lazyness. He certainly is lazy and assassins are warned that he might not be all that incompetent. | Killed by Dream |
| Harland Quinn M.A. | Stu Gill (Master Assassin) | Clare | Wanted for incompetence - Special care is needed when approaching this individual, he is nice, friendly and might invite you to his room for some hot chocolate. Oh, yes, he is also well-armed, fluffy and dangerous. | Killed by Traffic Coordinator "Dilemma" |
| Pamela | Steven Cooper | Catz | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by Lord High Traffic Warden "Dilemma" |
| Cyrus | Philip Wood | Pembroke | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by Lord High Traffic Warden "Dilemma" |
| SvenskMoose | Matt Evans | Pembroke | Wanted for Incompetence | killed by either Archangel or The Mole |
| Onion Budgie | Ross Brockmann | Trinity | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by Traffic Policeman 'Bud White' |
| Dangerous Jim | James Milner | Caius | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by Delirium |
| The Mole | Phil Bennett | John's | Wanted for Incompetence | killed by Macavity |
| Captain Caveman | Sam Birch | John's | Wanted for Incompetence | killed by Macavity |
| The Ferret's Revenge | John Miller | Magdalene | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by PC "Dilemma" |
| Edmund Flesh | Dan Lambert | Fitz | Removed from game for extreme lazyness and Incompetence | |
| The beautiful dead man | Dan Seymour | Jesus | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by Speed Camera Repairman 'Editor' |
| Supernova | Jamie Richards | Churchill | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by Sergeant Danger |
| Echo | Eloise Phipps | Caius | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by Sergeant Normality |
| Rhombo | Roop Gupta | Jesus | Wanted for Incompetence | Killed by PC "Dilemma" |
| Redeemed: Sgt Normality | Dan Credington | Emma | wanted for corruption | redeemed himself by killing Pilchard, but was killed by Dilemma before this had been announced |
| Pilchard | Anna Taylor
(NO TO DUEL) | Emma | wanted for incompetence | Killed by Dilemma and Normality |
| Redeemed: Muffy the Umpire Flayer | record erased | record erased | Wanted for the murder of an innocent, Chief Incorruptible, Superintendant Harry "Snapper" Organs of 'F&I' division, PC Editor, PC Big Don (and two of his innocent friends), PC Plodge, PC Bud White, PC RAZOR, PC Dilemma, PC Jehova's Witness and PC Potatoe Head. Has also tried to kill PC Editor, Agent Big Yellow Rubber Duck and Inspector Cookie Monster by contact poison, thereby killing one innocent. Also wanted for armed terrorism, the use of excessive amounts of explosive on police officers' doors, for his stupid pseudonym and for impersonating Inspector Cookie Monster. Has also blown up a bedder with one of his bombs. Be careful when approaching this particularly dangerous individual, he isn't a MA for no reason... | Killed off the entire police force and hence erased his criminal record - NO LONGER WANTED |
| Redeemed: Lloyd |
record erased | record erased | Wanted for armed terrorism, more precisely the ruthless use of nerve gas resulting in the death of an innocent and the use of contact poison in public places. Has proved to be armed and dangerous by murdering Inspector Cookie Monster and Agent Big Yellow Rubber Duck. Also wanted for breaching the 1997 Ottawa treaty over the ban of antipersonnel mines, moreover for the horrible death of NFG due to one such mine. | Killed off the entire police force and hence erased his criminal record - NO LONGER WANTED |