Lent 2001 Police Force
Lent 2001 Police Force
| PERFORMANCE CROSSTABLE | criminals killed | police killed |
| by criminals | ||
| by police | ||
| by non-wanted players |
The force currently consists of...
| Name and Rank: | Full name: | College: | Address: | Water? |
| Master Kneader, Sugarer-in-chief and Top Tea-Lady of Donut Division Simon "Dilemma" Ford | Emmanuel | Q19 | Full water weapons | |
| Lady Paramount of Her Majesty's Bright Stripy Fluorescent Orange-White Extra-Large Traffic Cones Claire Bordenave | Newnham | W22 | No water weapons | |
| Traffic Planner "Cookie Monster" | Alex Churchill | Robinson | Robinson,Room 9, 3 Sylvester Rd | The Perfect Storm - avoid stereo |
| Roadkill Ribena | Paul Hickford | Queens | CC31 Cripps' Court | Water with care (mind pc and stereo at far end of room) |
| Ticket Inspector "Editor" | Johannes Nordström | King's | 27 Market Hostel | Full water weapons |
| Ticket Inspector "Matthew Garotte" | Dan Credington | Emma | Q21 | Medium Calibre (no CPS) - mind the computer to the left of the door |
| PC "Jasper's younger and more enthusiastic brother Karl McKintley" | Ed Wallace | Caius | C92 Harvey Court | No water weapons |
| PC Matt U. Carrot | Anna Taylor | Emma | Q20 | No water weapons |
| PC Jester | Chris Maher | Magdalene | Benson M3 | No water weapons |
| PC Beakachu | James Wright | Trinity Hall | P3 | No water weapons |
| PC Cooper | Annette Cooper | Homerton | 24 Oak Tree Avenue | Small water weapons |
| PC Malibu Man | Matthew Brown | St John's | H8 Cripps | No water weapons |
| PC Brown Avenger | Matthew Bennett | Trinity | A13 Wolfson Building | small calibre |
| Sgt Danger | David Chow | Trinity | M1 Blue Boar Court | No water weapons |
| PC Snowman | Päivi Paisi | Newnham | Old Hall 213 | No water weapons |
| PC SvenskMoose | Matt Evans | Pembroke | AA34 | No water weapons |
| PC Mole | Phil Bennett | St. John's | E3, Cripps Court | Small callibre |
| PC Caveman | Sam Birch | St. John's | E1, Cripps Court | Small callibre |
| PC Dream | Gemma Mitchell | Caius | K9, St. Mary's Court | No water/aerosols, etc. due to extreme allergies. |
| Traffic Policeman "RAZOR" | Adrian John Proctor | Trinity | G9 Burrell's Field | small calibre (mind TV & PC) |
| Traffic Policeman "Bud White" | Alex Wood | Emmanuel | Room 5 19 Warkworth Street | No water weapons |
| Traffic Policeman Big Yellow Rubber Duck | Angela Rayner | Robinson | N12 | no water in room- small calibre in corridor |
| Superintendant Harry "Snapper" Organs of K9 Divison | Ralph Owen | Caius | Rm 3, 53 St. Barnabas' Road | No water weapons |
In recognition of his sterling charitable service, PC Danger has been promoted to sergeant, after an investigation revealed that allegations of corruption against him were mostly unfounded (he had only sold information for biscuits, a perfectly acceptable practice).
| Name and Rank: | Full name: | College: | Address: | Water? | Cause of death |
| PC "elephantitis" | Tom Chacko | John's | G13 | No water weapons | Murdered by Dial Emma for murder |
| PC "Fire-eagle" | Ian Dunlop | Caius | B43, Harvey Court | No water weapons | Murdered by Dial Emma for murder |
| PC "Valkyrie" | Freija Glansdorp | Pembroke | W4 | no water weapons | Murdered by Dial Emma for murder |
| PC "The Dark Side" | Henry Lockwood | Pembroke | F7 | No water weapons | Murdered by Dial Emma for murder |
| PC "Ribena" | Paul Hickford | Queens | CC31 Cripps' Court | No water weapons | Murdered by Dial Emma for Murder |
| PC "Sheepy Tim" | John Macintyre Wyllie | King's | R10 | small calibre | Murdered by Dial Emma for Murder |
| PC "Burns" | James Daniel Trevarton Jane | Trinity | T3, Blue Boar Court | Small-calibre only | Murdered by Dial Emma for Murder |
| PC "Purple Lady" | Frances Robinson | Johns | B18, Cripps | No water weapons | Murdered by Dial Emma for Murder |
| PC "Jasper McKintley" | David Knipe | Trinity | I5 Blue Boar Court | no in sitting room- full in bedroom | Died by Dial Emma for Murder's capitalist poison |
| PC "Teleute" | Isobel Barry | Pembroke | BB10 | no water | Murdered by Dial Emma for Murder |
| PC "Lenny" | Damian S. G-C. T. Valdez | Trinity | G11 Burrell's Field | Small Calibre | Shot by Commander Sniper |
| Commander-in-Chief "Incorruptible" of the Constabulary | Claire Bordenave | Newnham | W22 | No water weapons | Murdered by Muffy the Umpire Flayer |
| Superintendant Harry "Snapper" Organs of 'F&I' division | Ralph Owen | Caius | Rm 3, 53 St. Barnabas' Road | No water weapons | Murdered by Muffy the Umpire Flayer |
| PC "Editor" | Johannes Nordström | King's | 27 Market Hostel | Full water weapons | Murdered by Muffy the Umpire Flayer |
| PC "Potato Head" | Nicholas Owen | Downing | HC6 | No water weapons | Murdered by Muffy the Umpire Flayer |
| PC "Big Don" | Duncan Shaw | King's | 325 | with care (computer) | Murdered by Muffy the Umpire Flayer |
| PC "Plodge" | David Pickavance | Corpus | Rm 6 Bene't Street Hostel, Bene't Street | No water weapons | Murdered by Muffy the Umpire Flayer |
| PC "Dilemma" | Simon Ford | Emmanuel | Q19 | Full water weapons | Murdered by Muffy the Umpire Flayer |
| PC "Jehova's Witness" | Tom Garnett | Jesus | 2cc10 | small calibre(mind computer and bookshelf directly through the doorway) | Blown up by Muffy the Umpire Flayer |
| CORRUPT SWAT Commander "Sniper" |
Mario Sainz-Martinez | Jesus | Library Court III Rm 9 | No water weapons | torn apart by the shrapnel from a mine set up by Lina Inverse |
| PC "RAZOR" | Adrian John Proctor | Trinity | G9 Burrell's Field | small calibre (mind TV & PC) | Murdered by Muffy the Umpire Flayer |
| CORRUPT: PC "Bud White" |
Alex Wood | Emmanuel | Room 5 19 Warkworth Street | No water weapons | Eliminated by Muffy the Umpire Flayer |
| Traffic Policeman "Jehova's Witness" | Tom Garnett | Jesus | 2cc10 | small calibre(mind computer and bookshelf directly through the doorway) | Legally killed by Archangel |
| PC Actaeon the (almost) Invincible | Daniel Edgcumbe | Christ's | 3/20 | No water weapons | Legally killed by Lloyd |
| Sergeant "Normality" | Dan Credington | Emma | Q21 | Medium Calibre (no CPS) - mind the computer to the left of the door | Killed by Dilemma |
The police are additional targets for wanted criminals. Oh wait, that was the wrong way round, wasn't it? The police force targets wanted criminals. Cower, lawbreakers!
Chief Sniper has posted the following adverts and the first applicants are expected just after the start of the game.
Position:
Police Officer.
Description:
Corpses or non-players can become PCs. PCs may kill wanted criminals or players bearing weapons.
Requirements:
Must continue to have fun, even when no longer a player.
Payment:
A strictly personal matter between every criminal and his policeman.
How to apply:
Find your assassin, ensure he kills you, e-mail the umpires
and ask about joining the police.