- The Golden Baton for murdering the most criminals: PC Taxi Driver Man
- Police Hero Medal: Chief of Police Rev. Richard for killing the BOFH
- The Nigel Harris Award for butchering cops: The Bastard Operator From Hell for killing 9 cops
- Best Shot Medal: Buffalo Soldier for shooting The UNCLE
- The Granny Grantham Prize for Psychopathy: The Bastard Operator From Hell for randomly killing almost everything that moved
- The Edmund Pringle Prize for Paranoia: Zombie (need I explain why?)
- The Most Interesting Weaponry award: Agent Saphire for using a Leek and finally being the first person to safe someone
- The Most Violent Kill: The Godfather for the incineration of two of the brotherhood
- The Lemming award: The Lemming for dieing so quickly
- The David Duffett prize for Secrecy: Matthew Garrett (who's he?) for being totally unknown till the end of the game
- Best Weaponry Inventiveness: Agent Orange for using almost the entire contents of his room as weapons