Michaelmas '98 Social Events

The party was violent in the extreme. Notably several Jeddi knights denied the existance of the Christian Union Mafia and cut each other to pieces with their lightsabres. Cam Winstanley threw a razor-edged hat which knocked some coke over onto one of the Umpire's tapes, and was subsequently wetted with medium calibre via the ceiling immediately above him. The Trilobite was being violent with a sword and crossbow bolts flashed across the room and the Patrician, in combat gear, was told off for being too violent with his giant halberd. Archaeonecros caused much amusement by ineffectively booby-trapping the door. The Umpire had been labelling things: the Maple Syrup Laudanum, the Swiss rolls Semtex, complete with detonators, the Cocktail bar Molotov, the tomato juice O+ and Rhesus minus. The lightbulb had been painted red, and a timebomb was under the bed, but made a miserable barely-noticed beep...

Two gothed-up ladies entered. One was accused of being the terrifying Zombie Emma Bennett, which meant that most people assumed the other to be the notorious criminal Kathleen Brazier; however her quiet disposition led PC Archaeonecros to believe she was an elaborate hoax. The plans of the chemistry labs photographed by the Uncle's minions were identified as they lay on the table. Much murderous society was present: the Lemming was there, drinking blood with Purplefluff, PC Cannonfodder loudly proclaiming there was no need for motivation as to why Matt Watts had been murdered before prayers. Misfire hiding under a razor-edged military hat muttering to his corrupt copper Emarkienna. The Puma and the Hologram and the Kelpie were there, denying their mafia connections and eating crisps. And a most paranoid individual lurked unseen surveying the arriving guests from across the courtyard...

There may be a friendly waterfight or Laserquest event in the closing stages of the term if it's all over by then