The Assassins' Guild: Archive contents

There are now nineteen years worth of history here, all of which is (hopefully) accessible. Anyone with anything they feel ought to be preserved in this archive (such as missing news/information, game-related activites, etc.) should contact the umpire, assassins@srcf.ucam.org. Thanks are due to Matthew Wakeling, David Duffett, Matt Johnson and Lynnette Dray for their help with the completeness of this archive.

Previous Games

Awards

The list of Master Assassins is now on the Awards Page.

Stats

A few statistics of the guild archives are compiled here.

Varsity Matches

Keeping down the imposters from other universities. Real assassins? Pah!

• Lent 2009 Varsity [away] with Leeds vs. Durham - Despite contention, we eventually won.
• Lent 2008 Varsity [home] vs. Durham and Leeds - We were very victorious.
• Lent 2007 Varsity [away] vs. Durham - We killed everyone, but Durham are quite good at running away
• Lent 2006 Varsity [home] vs. Durham - We were a bit lame, yet still victorious
• Lent 2004 Varsity [away] vs. Oxford - We were victorious
• Lent 2004 Varsity [away] vs. Durham - Fun in the snow.
• Lent 2003 Varsity [home] vs. Durham - You'd have thought they'd have learned....
• Lent 2000 Varsity [away] vs. Oxford - An account of the slaughter.
• Lent 1999 Varsity [home] vs. Durham - The Northerners invade.
• 1997 Varsity [away] vs. Oxford - Oxbridge Interguild warfare.

Special Events

Sometimes we do something a little interesting and out of the ordinary...

• Easter 2008: The international representative of La Nuevamente-Democrática Republica Zanahoriana Abrebotellas Hereditario de Corquidicolandia will be visiting Cambridge. As with previous events of this nature, it is vital for the sake of global liberty, democracy, our collective carbon footprint, the speedy resolution of the credit crunch, and other vague, politically-correct, poorly-defined, rockstar-approved notions that he be eliminated. Here are detailed dossiers of the visitors.
• Easter 2007: The shady Corquidicolandian agent known as Padre Ricardo Gibon Gibon de Provechagrande is defecting to the Chinese. There is international pressure to prevent him from being successful. Once again, we are fortunate to have detailed dossiers of the visitors.
• Easter 2006: The city of Cambridge played host to a diplomatic guest from La Republica Abrebotellas Hereditario de Corquidicolandia. It is vital for the cause of global liberty, democracy and other vague but politically acceptable notions, that he be eliminated. Detailed dossiers have been provided.
• Easter 2005: Señorita Rosa-Maria Amapola, personal advisor to the newly-reinstated General Vagoysospechoso Noxiano-Bigoategraaaande, conducted another diplomatic visit.
• Easter 2003: El Generale Pelugoconsandalias, newly elected leader of La Republica Hereditario Abrebotellas di Corquidicolandia visited Cambridge on May 11th. He was a dangerous man, and it was down to you to kill him. The CIA prepared a dossier; some photos have kindly been supplied.
• Easter 2002: El General Vagoysospechoso Noxiano-Bigotergraaaande visits.

Mafia Games

These are some small real-time Mafia games which have been run by members of the Guild, but separate from our main games.

• Mafia 1 (Easter 2003)
• Mafia 2 (Easter 2003)
• Mafia 3 (Michaelmas 2003)

Other games

• Scrabble!, a game scored as a scrabble game, played at the end of Lent 2008.
• Wampires!, Werewolves vs. Vampires vs. Townspeople played at the end of Lent 2006.
• Eliminate!, an experimental back-to-the-roots game run in the Easter term of 2005.
• Vampires vs. Werewolves, a Mafia-style game run in the last few days of Lent term 2004.

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