Move your cursor over the names to view their position on the committee and, if available, their mini-hagiography.
Social Secretary and Acting Netwalda
Jack, a.k.a Bragi, 'er agaetr at speki ok mest at malsnild ok ordfimi' (Gylfaginning, 26);
known for his love of language and worshipped for his innate knowledge of grammar. He is
acutely aware that although you can lead an ASNaC to a social situation you cannot make
them drink. He lives with an alchemist and spends his time rock and roll dancing, aiding his
spiritual community and once dressed as a woman in the spirit of exploration.
(verbally awarded Best Cross-Dresser of Clemoes 2009.)
Gesta Editor
And so it happened in the year MMVIII, that a most bright and blessed boy was bestowed upon
the ASNaCs. Having tired of his Christian name, he adopted the name Kit instead and was
afterwards also dubbed Hakon Aethelstansfostri for his charitable demeanor, unusual among
Germanicists. Latin poetry flows from his mouth like mead in the hall and with his prodigious
wit he is most suitable for the purpose of capturing the obscure moments of ASNaC in the Gesta manuscript.
Hugo Lomax Memorial Officer for Cider Promotion and Mastering Elves
Bec, whilst once mistaken for an elf (in the non-Tolkienesque understanding of the term), she's only
4 foot 11 (and a half!), she is perfect for mastering them. With a quick tongue and a fiery temper
she keeps them in check. She is not known as Gudrun for nothing! Academically focussed on
all things Germanic and non academically on smiling and enjoying life.
Britannia Officer
Gesta Editor
Elisabeth, a.k.a Thor, God of Holepunching (don't ask) likes innuendo (inyourendo),
holepunching and cheese and runs a constant vendetta against the evils of the subversive Welsh.
She is usually to be found in Old English lectures making dodgy noises and cackling, and is
trying to subdue the CSS monsters with hard sweord and long spear as we speak.
Food Officer
Clare performed food-related miracles from an early age, including predicting (through divine
foreknowledge) when the oven timer would go off; successfully baking bread in a microwave;
feeding 5000 hungry ASNaCs (editorial note: this may be a scribal error for 5); and discovering
a pudding shaped like the Sutton Hoo helmet. She lived a pious life, abstaining from
unwholesome things when there was a 'k' in the month, and was eventually martyred
by Germanicists for learning too much Welsh.
Stash Provider
Secretary
Mairead was born precisely one thousand years and one month after the death of the blessed Saint
Dunstan, and never missed the opportunity to gloat about it. She went by many names, most of them
mispronounced, and her feast day is celebrated with tea, sherry, scones, and other such old-womanly
pursuits. Least of all the faithful, her innate gift for languages stretched only as far as a
Russo-Jamaican accent could take her, and she is remembered largely for being a 'deformed hybrid'
somewhere in-between a Germanicist and Celticist, in accordance with the true law of history.
Vice President
a.k.a 'The Twinkette': Hwæt! And lo! did an apparition shrouded in pink burst forth upon
ASNaCjar, bestowing much-needed revision sessions and much unnecessary Eurovision-Song-Contest
impersonations upon this, the first year of ASNaCs, bringing joy upon the multitudes and alarm
and deafness upon the hung-over in each and every conceivable language.
Co-President
According to the latest edition of Gesta Asnacorum, co-President Albert 'enjoys waterboarding,
snowballing and misunderstanding the definitions of slang terms' - along with having his photo
taken with distressingly young looking girls (i.e. Daisy). However, he assures us that he does
have some more innocent pursuits, including folk music, real ale, writing disturbing fanfic and
having a lefty rant when he sees a Daily Mail in the common room.
Co-President
Catherine is a fiery haired maiden who enjoys fine ale above all other provisions made by our
Faeder on Heofonum. Genealogies, period novels, and of course beer are some of the things this
saint rates highly, and if you ever need her assistance you can find her in her heofonlicne ham,
the pub. She is soon to be martyred by the viking Anders Blarstraumr for being too talkative, but
don't worry folks - she plans to outwit him with Old Irish deuterotonic verb forms.
Treasurer and Archiepiscopus Trinitatis
Hugo drifted into Asnac through a mixture of divine will and aimless wandering; his ascent to the
Asnac Treasury was even more unexpected. His qualifications for the job include a passion for
book-keeping and a hatred of profligacy. When he can tear himself away from the Asnac
Society, his two hobbies are jumping and bacon.
Access Officer
a.k.a. Angrboða. Newnham, 3rd year. Loves Vikings, swords, dragons and the Dream of the Rood.
Outside of the joys of ASNaC does historical re-enactment, archery, aikido, acrobalance,
bodypainting, trapeze, stilts, fire-dancing and acrobatic rock and roll dancing. Wants
to be a costume designer or an Irish scribe's cat.
Grad Liaison Officer
Levi's qualifications as Grad Liaison Officer are none but the finest: he is both a grad and,
upon occasion, he liaises. His feats include the ability to drink ten pints and still remember
Sawyer numbers off the top of his head, being martyred at the hands of the vikings (it tickled),
and ranting about theories of the Anglo-Saxon state propagated in 'the other place'.
Film Officer
Snuff Procurement Officer for Ladies and Gentlemen of Distinction
Peredur Glyn Davies Memorial Officer for Beer Education and Pub Liaison