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There were problems with this game, both due to unrelated Real Life Trouble happening alongside part of the match and due to the Durham team's policy of saying they'd invade Oxford or Cambridge sometime that term rather than discussing any issues about rulesets or any univerally recognized Umpires being appointed for the Match. The latter we have learnt from, and has considerably helped in the running of Varsity matches since.

The mists receding, Durham conceded the deaths of all four of their Elite Delta Platoon, rather than the provisional 2 or 3 of the previous news bulletin, to Ed Anderson's use of a double multithrow totalling one dozen egg-shaped hedgehogs. Thus they never lived to be foiled by Stu Gill's door's Amazing Gas-secure 1-way Fireport Letterbox, nor to be shot at by Maz Isalski or to be chased by Maz Isalski in virtuoso handless cycling CPS-1000 mode. This leaves our most accurate score count as 7-3 to Cambridge.